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Cock it!

Errr....

(It was still 'Shaun of the dead' Quotes)

Aah... sorry...

Tut tut tut....

😛

Okay...

King Tut?

And the Penguin and The Joker, too.

How about Scarecrow?

Nahhh he might spike the punch..... which normally wouldnt' be a problem, but he likes to f*** with the minds of trippers too much.

Bane is the bouncer.....anyone that causes trouble he breaks their backs.

Sounds reasonable.

Hardly too much to ask.

Especially if our trips are interrupted by people from the planet microsoftspine. They should break very easily.

But then the Nintendians should show up and sort them out.

Where are they then?

They couldn't make up their mind which of the two screens to appear on.

Always choose bottom.... (or was it top?).

My hovercraft is full of eels.

My record, it is scratched.