Robocop v. Wolverine

Started by KingD1925 pages

Yeah, Wolverine is obviously faster than that Ninja.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
He has a sense of humor?
Gee ya think?

Interesting thread. So How far apart are these two when the fight starts, that will be the deciding factor.

Originally posted by Blinky
Interesting thread. So How far apart are these two when the fight starts, that will be the deciding factor.
Shoulda been stated in the OP, yeah?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shoulda been stated in the OP, yeah?

I personally think it would even things up. At close range, Wolvie carves up RoboCop like Scarface carves up a communist pig.

RoboCop is so f*cking slow, that making this a close range fight from the get-go is spite (IMO).

Close range, long range, same result.

^Bullshit.

Robo has a chance if it starts at long range.

Yeah, if Logan is an idiot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, if Logan is an idiot.

Nah, as Imp pointed out, Wolvie can get KO'ed from a single bullet from an average marksman. Not to mention he can be KO'ed by punches (X1 proves this) and cries like a baby when he gets hurt (like he does when Sabretooth breaks his claws in Origins).

Robo has a side arm that has infinite bullets and with it he can blow the nuts off a fly. Robo can easily target Wolvies' eyes, mouth or cock, FTW.

It's a 9 milly with a 50 round clip.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a 9 milly with a 50 round clip.

It took one bullet to stun wolvie, one. Robo will have at least 50, so says you.

So that boils down to 10 bullets for each eye, 10 for the mouth, 10 for wolvies cock ... and what the hell... 10 for Wolvies hairy anus.

Originally posted by Blinky
Nah, as Imp pointed out, Wolvie can get KO'ed from a single bullet from an average marksman. Not to mention he can be KO'ed by punches (X1 proves this) and cries like a baby when he gets hurt (like he does when Sabretooth breaks his claws in Origins).

Robo has a side arm that has infinite bullets and with it he can blow the nuts off a fly. Robo can easily target his eyes mouth or cock.

So him tanking Zero's bullet means nothing?

Him running through machine gun fire before the skeleton means nothing?

Him easily surviving going up against a firing squad several times over means nothing?

Robocop not being fast enough to tag him means nothing?

[QUOTE=12675957]Originally posted by Blinky
It took [b]one bullet to stun wolvie, one. Robo will have at least 50, so says you. [/B][/QUOTE

Think about this.

Zero shot him in the head with a 9 milly, it had zero effect. Zero is an uber marksman.

The cop shot him with his gun and KO'd him. The cop was nowhere near Zero in aim.

Robo carries a 9milly and is a damn good marksman. Not as good as Zero, but badass.

See the pattern? 9 milly from Zero did shit to Wolvie. Headshot from the cop, an average marksman, KO'd him. Logic dictates that the cop had a higher caliber weapon. Robocop carries a 9 milly.

See it?

Originally posted by KingD19
So him tanking Zero's bullet means nothing?

Him running through machine gun fire before the skeleton means nothing?

Him easily surviving going up against a firing squad several times over means nothing?

Robocop not being fast enough to tag him means nothing?

Look no matter what you can't ignore all the inconstancy in Wolvies movie feats. You chose so jagg-off to all his good showings while ignoring all his pussy moments, why?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[QUOTE=12675957]Originally posted by Blinky
[B]It took [b]one
bullet to stun wolvie, one. Robo will have at least 50, so says you. [/B][/QUOTE

Think about this.

Zero shot him in the head with a 9 milly, it had zero effect. Zero is an uber marksman.

The cop shot him with his gun and KO'd him. The cop was nowhere near Zero in aim.

Robo carries a 9milly and is a damn good marksman. Not as good as Zero, but badass.

See the pattern? 9 milly from Zero did shit to Wolvie. Headshot from the cop, an average marksman, KO'd him. Logic dictates that the cop had a higher caliber weapon. Robocop carries a 9 milly.

See it? [/B]

HAHAHA! Robocop carries a 9mm with 50 rounds (in one clip, he carries multiple clips) that fires 3 burst at a time. See it?

BTW: Your "logic" is just an assumption in guise.

or maybe its the other way around.

logic would not dictate that a police officer would be using a different caliber sidearm then the standard 9mm theyre ordered to use. if police want more kick then they use assault rifles or shotguns, that is designated by law. they dont walk around with their own custom hand cannons... it would make more sense to me assume that zero who is allowed much more freedom by virtue of his job would use bigger guns.

however! it doesnt really matter... considering what logan went through in the movies its obvious that the bullet scene was pis... hes taken worse and stood right up.

Originally posted by Blinky
Look no matter what you can't ignore all the inconstancy in Wolvies movie feats. You chose so jagg-off to all his good showings while ignoring all his pussy moments, why?

HAHAHA! Robocop carries a 9mm with 50 rounds that fires 3 burst at a time. See it?

I'm not ignoring it, I'm saying that if he got shot on several different occasions, and didn't get ko'd, him getting ko'd another time is a low showing, I thought we didn't use those?

His physical showings aren't even necessary, Robocop is nowhere near fast to tag him.

And Sabretooth with a tree limb<<<<<<<<<<Juggernaut.

Cain was beating his ass for a few minutes, and Logan wasn't ko'd at all.

And different police use different pistols, some use 9mm, some use 40., some use Glocks, etc....

Originally posted by KingD19
I'm not ignoring it, I'm saying that if he got shot on several different occasions, and didn't get ko'd, him getting ko'd another time is a low showing, I thought we didn't use those?

His physical showings aren't even necessary, Robocop is nowhere near fast to tag him.

And Sabretooth with a tree limb<<<<<<<<<<Juggernaut.

Cain was beating his ass for a few minutes, and Logan wasn't ko'd at all.

We are not allowed to bring up "low showings" , this is news to me.

Ummm no movie Juggs was a piece of shit. Wolvie surviving a beat down from him wasn't really impressive at all.

BTW : I laugh at your assumptions that the cop from X2 had to be using a high caliber weapon. That a cheap ass assumption, based on nothing factual.

its not about low showings versus high showings its about consistency. we go with the feats that are the most consistent. if a character shows a history of consistently tanking bullets then the one time that he doesnt isnt consistent with how his abilities have been portrayed. the reverse would also be true.

logans consistently tanked bullets and inflicted damage superior to the damage of a bullet. the one time he is KO'd from a bullet that didnt even pierce the bone is completely inconsistent with just about every one of his durability feats.

Originally posted by Blinky
We are not allowed to bring up "low showings" , this is news to me.

Ummm no movie Juggs was a piece of shit. Wolvie surviving a beat down from him wasn't really impressive at all.

BTW : I laugh at your assumptions that the cop from X2 had to be using a high caliber weapon. That a cheap ass assumption, based on nothing factual.

Well, whatever.

Movie Juggs was a piece of shit? He took adamantium through his arm with no flinch or pain, he almost demolished Jean's house using nothing but Wolverine(who wasn't ko'd from all the abuse), he stepped on an APC and crumpled it like cookie dough, etc...

And I didn't say the cop wasn't using a 9mm, I said different agencies employ different caliber handguns.

Originally posted by KingD19
And different police use different pistols, some use 9mm, some use 40., some use Glocks, etc....

this is actually true yeah