Kratos vs. Machamp

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Kratos (GoWIII) battles Machamp (Pokemon).

First round: Arm wrestling

Second round: A fight (possibly to the death). Kratos will have only the Nemean Cestus, a weapon that (aided by Kratos' strength) turned Hercules's face into mush. Machamp will have all of his abilities.

Can this Spartan defeat the Pokemon that can throw mountains or will Machamp be the winner in this fight?

I hate ninetendo threads

Round two does not look good for Kratos 🙁 He might do better in the arm wrestle, though. Machamp's limitted to only one arm for that, right?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Round two does not look good for Kratos 🙁 He might do better in the arm wrestle, though. Machamp's limitted to only one arm for that, right?

Resist getting squished by Cronos the Titan >>> throwing mountains imo

Yes, Machamp only uses one arm in the arm wrestling. It'd be unfair if he used all four.

Was thinking two, because he has two on each side.

1. Machamp lifted a mountain, Kratos prevented himself from being crushed by a being whose arm can be a mountain. Kratos wins.

2. Unless Kratos has Hope (or even just Helios head), Machamp is going to be sending his opponent flying throughout the fight. Kratos has durability and the big shockwaves so he wins.

Kratos only has the Cestus, and is against an opponent who can punch him 500 times a second. 😬 He is not winning round two, period.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos only has the Cestus, and is against an opponent who can punch him 500 times a second. 😬 He is not winning round two, period.

Kratos still has durability and an shockwave attack from the Cestus. One hit from Kratos and it's lights out for Machamp. Too bad Kratos is not agile or fast enough to tag from behind.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos only has the Cestus, and is against an opponent who can punch him 500 times a second. 😬 He is not winning round two, period.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kratos only has the Cestus, and is against an opponent who can punch him 500 times a second. 😬 He is not winning round two, period.

Besides, after the first combos, Machamp's arms will be tangled and ghey. People like to ignore that.

Originally posted by NemeBro
A lightning bolt moves faster than Machamp's fists. 🙂

Besides, after the first combos, Machamp's arms will be tangled and ghey. People like to ignore that.

Also, it won't need more than one. 😛

kratos wasnt fast enough to catch hermes who wasnt even moving all that fast himself. kratos won because he has better damage soak then hermes.

He didn't block the bolts until after they left Zeus' finger tips. Telegraphed, pshh.

If this were Tyraninaut. I would not be supporting Kratos. But its only Machamp.

edit: Nope. Kratos was fast enough to engage in CQCs with Hermes, grabbing his kicks. Hermes himself is fast enough to run up completely vertical mile + long chains

Machamp can move a mountain with just one of it's four hands >.> Is pretty monstrous himself.

honestly i question the legitimacy of the pokedex. some of the things it notes dont make any sense at all lol

The Pokedex is made by Professor Oak, who himself is Reed Richards level +. Truth.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
honestly i question the legitimacy of the pokedex. some of the things it notes dont make any sense at all lol

Machamp has the strength in one arm to move a mountain. This is far from the most ridiculous thing to ever happen in fiction, and is pretty consistent wit hthe pokemon universe which is full of shit like that.

i remember from the games and show that it didnt make any sense then either. professor oak made the pokedex, but it wasnt complete, which is why you/ash took it with him, to gather data and complete the pokedex. thats why you cant access data on a pokemon until after you see it yourself.

so that being the case, how the hell does the pokedex know that a pokemon is capable of doing something by just looking at it, even if the pokemon isnt actively performing such a feat? 😐

The Pokedex is a plot hole as far as I'm concerned because there is no way it could ever work. It must be magic.

yeah i agree. its like infallible and omniscient while at the same time completely limited and relying on you for information. 😐

that doesnt have anything to do with this thread though. im just thinking outloud