Kratos vs. Machamp

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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No, no no no. Machamp is [b]far from being the physical strongest pokemon. 😐 He's a freakin' wimp next to some of the others.

Not really, and having not lest yet wouldn't close the possibility of losing in the future. 😬

I'm not saying Kratos has no chance, but a fight with Machamp doesn't look good for his chances.[/B]

Really? And who is the physical strongest Pokemon, then?

I know, as far as his background goes he is undefeated, but not impossible to defeat, just as Machamp that can be beaten by Pokemons like Hitmonlee or Raichu (Just to name a few) because he is not invincible.

Maybe because you take the descriptions from the game too serious and by that no one would be able to block 500 punches in 1 second, unless is The Flash. If we take in consideration that he can send his enemies flying over the horizon, that sounds like a No-Limits Fallacy from the description itself and it's hyperbole. From what I see from Kratos, is that he's indeed more experienced in battle than a Machamp. Unless you think otherwise.

Pretty sure its Regigigas. He moves continents, which usually contain mountain ranges.

I know, as far as his background goes he is undefeated, but not impossible to defeat, just as Machamp that can be beaten by Pokemons like Hitmonlee or Raichu (Just to name a few) because he is not invincible.

Maybe because you take the descriptions from the game too serious and by that no one would be able to block 500 punches in 1 second, unless is The Flash.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Quit trolling, Spinda.

Feeling a powerful craving for a Klondike bar.

Trolling is this:

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My name is not Spinda.

I wasn't talking to you.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If either one of those beat a Machamp, it would only be an impressive feat for them, and show that they are very powerful. 😬

The pokedex is canon, thus, Machamp does have this power. Many pokemon are really freakin fast, though, and can indeed react to and fight something that throws 500 punches a second.

They pretty much can, Machamp isn't invincible nor impossible to defeat. I have to see him performing such things to believe it.
I don't know if we can consider all of those descriptions as: "feats". We never see them performing and we're not going to see them performing that stuff. Like which Pokemons could block, take or dodge 500 punches in 2 seconds?

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia

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Hot damn!

what a ****.

i wish i had a booty

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Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
what a ****.

i wish i had a booty

Lmao. Fear not! Mikey the Poon Pirate says all women have booty. 😉

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
what a ****.

i wish i had a booty

If you're not flat-assed, you got nothing to worry about.

*rewatches video?*

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
*rewatches video?*

LOL! Has someone's had a few lonely nights lately, eh, Shin?

Jk, bro, Jk...

All the damn time, actually. 🙁

Met a few women at that party last night, though. 😎

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
All the damn time, actually. 🙁

Met a few women at that party last night, though. 😎

*sigh* I'm right there with you, actually. My "Holy-roller" status prevents me from partaking in such activities. 😮

Originally posted by LLLLLink
*sigh* I'm right there with you, actually. My "Holy-roller" status prevents me from partaking in such activities. 😮

Define "Holy Roller". Why would such a status prevent you from going to parties or meeting women?

God hates parties?

He thinks he'd get laid. God hates premarital sex, right?

I'm a "holy roller" in the sense that I try to live a clean life in front of others. I fail at that on a regular basis, unfortunately.
5L's actions =/= Jesus's actions 🙁

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He thinks he'd get laid. God hates premarital sex, right?

Actually, I can only find where the Bible talks about adultery, not pre-marital sex.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I'm a "holy roller" in the sense that I try to live a clean life in front of others. I fail at that on a regular basis, unfortunately.
5L's actions =/= Jesus's actions 🙁

Actually, I can only find where the Bible talks about adultery, not pre-marital sex.

You're ridiculous. I go to parties and still live a "clean life". Don't smoke, don't use drugs, drink only socially, haven't murdered anyone... if you want to be like Jesus you should remember that he lived a sinless life while still hanging out with prostitutes, murderers, tax collectors, etc. Going to a party won't kill you or make you sin.