Kratos vs. Machamp

Started by Sin_Volvagia11 pages
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Having a weakness does not mean a weak attack will kill you.
2. That's the point, your argument uses logic that would allow venusaur to win.
3. Then lolwut?

1. I forgot Pokemon get KO'd not killed since Pokemon attacks are not strong enough 😆

2. Charizard isn't weak against grass or poison attacks

3. Trolling is this YouTube video

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
1. I forgot Pokemon get KO'd not killed since Pokemon attacks are not strong enough 😆

2. Charizard isn't weak against grass or poison attacks

3. Trolling is this YouTube video


1. Cause you know, moving a mountain with one hand is a total qualifier for being weak? 😬
2. And Machamp isn't weak to fighting attacks...
3. Thanks, gonna use that on NemeSis.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Cause you know, moving a mountain with one hand is a total qualifier for being weak? 😬
2. And Machamp isn't weak to fighting attacks...
3. Thanks, gonna use that on NemeSis.

1. Yet it won't shatter bird Pokemon
2. Kratos hits hard and has Nemean Cestus. Or he just kills with Icarus Wings 😆

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
1. Yet it won't shatter bird Pokemon
2. Kratos hits hard and has Nemean Cestus. Or he just kills with Icarus Wings 😆

1. Actually, it will, if the bird survives, that's a durability feat. 😐
2. Yeah, you're trolling. That or just don't realise how dumb you sound.

Cant go crushing pkmn to pulp on a game that also aims for the younger audience :/

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Actually, it will, if the bird survives, that's a durability feat. 😐
2. Yeah, you're trolling. That or just don't realise how dumb you sound.

Trolling is this:

YouTube video

Kratos knocks down Machamp with a shockwave then goes on top of him smashes his head with the Nemean Cestus.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Trolling is this:

YouTube video

Kratos knocks down Machamp with a shockwave then goes on top of him smashes his head with the Nemean Cestus.


While Kratos is busy aiming at the ground, he gets bullet punched and sent over the horizon for an instant BFR. Machamp ftw. Incidentally, even if he did manage to knock Machamp over, when he moved to capitolise he'd get attacked.

(lol@Machamp staying down long enough)

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
While Kratos is busy aiming at the ground, he gets bullet punched and sent over the horizon for an instant BFR. Machamp ftw. Incidentally, even if he did manage to knock Machamp over, when he moved to capitolise he'd get attacked.

Which won't happen since Machamp will be paste because his arms cannot reach Kratos but the 8'6 Spartan reaches because of superior reach plus the Cestus's reach.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Which won't happen since Machamp will be paste because his arms cannot reach Kratos but the 8'6 Spartan reaches because of superior reach plus the Cestus's reach.
Cause size totally matters in a fight involving Kratos.

Machamp is a much faster fighter than Kratos, if Kratos tries to abuse his reach, his arm gets attacked.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Cause size totally matters in a fight involving Kratos.

Machamp is a much faster fighter than Kratos, if Kratos tries to abuse his reach, his arm gets attacked.

Except that Machamp's arms will break at the impact of Cestus. Cestus can pulverize onyx.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Except that Machamp's arms will break at the impact of Cestus. Cestus can pulverize onyx.
Machamp's arms can move mountains. > Breaking onyx.

Machamp doesn't need to take a hit, either, just snap Kratos' arm at the elbow when he swings his fist.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Machamp's arms can move mountains. > Breaking onyx.

Machamp doesn't need to take a hit, either, just snap Kratos' arm at the elbow when he swings his fist.

Machamp only lifts mountains and send people over the horizon. Machamp's arms fall off at the impact of Nemean Cestus in the hands of a man with Class 100 strength.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Machamp only lifts mountains and send people over the horizon. Machamp's arms fall off at the impact of Nemean Cestus in the hands of a man with Class 100 strength.

Lol "Only"!?

Nice fail.

Also, class 100 is sort of a piss weak term for either character. 😬 The Cestus; 1. Needs to hit, it won;t. 2. needs a pretty damn good feat to break something strong enoguh to move a mountain.

Conversely, in a single second, Kratos eats 500 blows from Machamp.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol "Only"!?

Nice fail.

Also, class 100 is sort of a piss weak term for either character. 😬 The Cestus; 1. Needs to hit, it won;t. 2. needs a pretty damn good feat to break something strong enoguh to move a mountain.

Conversely, in a single second, Kratos eats 500 blows from Machamp.

Machamp eats one Cestus blow and dies. Machamp doesn't reach and won't do much since he gets knocked down by the shockwave.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Machamp eats one Cestus blow and dies. Machamp doesn't reach and won't do much since he gets knocked down by the shockwave.

Don't be retarded. A shockwave is nothing to something that can casually move mountains, even if Machamp fell, he'll be up before Kratos can make any use of it, and if Kratos tries to abuse his reach, his arm will get attacked. TADAH, no reach advantage.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Don't be retarded. A shockwave is nothing to something that can casually move mountains, even if Machamp fell, he'll be up before Kratos can make any use of it, and if Kratos tries to abuse his reach, his arm will get attacked. TADAH, no reach advantage.

Machamp has no durability feats. Machamp gets up, Kratos does another shockwave and knocks it down again.

Hey, what do you guys think about Machamp losing to Magnus in an arm wrestle?

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Machamp has no durability feats. Machamp gets up, Kratos does another shockwave and knocks it down again.

Moving a mountain without being crushed is a pretty good feat of durability.

Machamp jumps on him and mauls him if he's stupid enough to think he can pull the same shit twice. Machamp fights much faster than Kratos does.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Hey, what do you guys think about Machamp losing to Magnus in an arm wrestle?

😆

Quit trolling, Spinda.

Feeling a powerful craving for a Klondike bar.