Harry Potter vs Darth Vader

Mucho lolz at the pic with you in STar Wars gimp mode.

But naahhhh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Harry Reducto's his breathing device, and:

And he turns into you in SW gimp mode..?

Wow...

Pity Harrys dead, though.

Nah. Vader suffocates, Harry lol's and shits in his helmet.

It takes too long for him to suffocate....WAY to much time for him to have killed Potter in.

Vader would be much more effective at that. But its all academic now, due to Harry's "not being alive anymore".

Reducto to the face, dooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Vader can't breathe!!!!

Harry defeated a Hungarian Horntail. What's Vader got that matches that?

Nuttin.

Harry was too busy choking and trying to scream to cast spells.

Poor sod. Stood no chance.

What beats that? Ummmmmmmmm besides conquering a whole galaxy, you mean..?

Non verbal spells, babe. Tee to the hee!!!!

All precogged out the way and pipped to the post.

🙂

Hall of prophesies, dude. Inner eye.

Unreliable even to an alive wizard.

Jedi cannot catch an apparating wizard!!! Teehee!! And yes, a wizard will apparate before they are attacked.

Can too. They're within the universe.. which is force governed so an apparating paedo in a gown would be subject to its will, naturally.

If that apparating apprentice-fiddler has mass of any kind, its gonna be screwed.

Use your noodle. The wizard is at point A, then at point B. There is no inbetween.

Dumbass.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It takes too long for him to suffocate....WAY to much time for him to have killed Potter in.

Vader would be much more effective at that. But its all academic now, due to Harry's "not being alive anymore".

yeah vader has time to read several novels, cook some dinner, play the ponies all the while choking harry out

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Use your noodle. The wizard is at point A, then at point B. There is no inbetween.

Dumbass.

And as long as both points A and B are in the force governed universe (Which they are) they are screwed. Especially as they are trapped on a world where they can be destroyed by remote force power, or bombarded by troops under Vader's command etc.

"Who is the more dumbass, the dumbass or the dumbass that follows it, you dumbass..?" Kenobi Episode IV, act II

Dumbest of all asses.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah vader has time to read several novels, cook some dinner, play the ponies all the while choking harry out

Absolutely. 💃
No coincidence that Wizards wear hats like these.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And as long as both points A and B are in the force governed universe (Which they are) they are screwed. Especially as they are trapped on a world where they can be destroyed by remote force power, or bombarded by troops under Vader's command etc.

"Who is the more dumbass, the dumbass or the dumbass that follows it, you dumbass..?" Kenobi Episode IV, act II

Dumbest of all asses.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well it's a good thing Magic is more powerful than the force ✅

Ehhhhhhhhh....

Define "powerful."

Quite a statement~Explain how for those who are willing to pretend that the force isn't an all powerful, all controlling energy field, the process of how the magic is done in bankable, quantifiable ways...?

'Cause unless you got something that can stand up to the traceable, scientific analysable power and method that the force seems to have, that dog wont hunt, and you'd be ass-talking.

I think it's a stretch to say that magic > the Force. Vader ominously intones in ANH that the Death Star's destructive capabilities pale in comparison to the Force, which is echoed all throughout the EU. Even in the movies, we see that Palpatine and, to a lesser extent, Anakin, are able to affect the entire galaxy through use of the Force.

But if you mean that magic affords its users a far wider range of abilities than the Force, I'd agree.