Harry Potter vs Darth Vader

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah they have a high speed unlimited access to the net.
They use their Midichlorian ADSLs.

ADSLs?

WTF is that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then the wizard vanishes the cloth. Then the Jedi. Then they DP Padme.

DP?

WTF is that?

You poopoo faces need to stop being initialism buttholes! 😠

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymmetric_Digital_Subscriber_Line

Simile/Metaphor for the Jedi/Sith connection to the force.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymmetric_Digital_Subscriber_Line

Simile/Metaphor for the Jedi/Sith connection to the force.

I have not seen the initialism "ADSL" used in that context for over a decade. 😐

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I know, I was translating for the Texan. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I know, I was translating for the Texan. 😛

I was making fun of your ancient technologies, man. ANCIENT TECHNOLOGEEEEZ! awesun facepalmx

Ha. Its 3:11am here.........we are your future. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ha. Its 3:11am here.........we are your future. 😛

*Apparates one timezone ahead of GMT*

HA!

PWNED!

*Accios Sadakos hot babes while he's at work*

HA! PWNED!

That's pretty much all this thread is good for now.

*yeah i saw old chestnut coming that with precog and moved the country to different zone, you just accioed some french chick's cornhole* 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*yeah i saw old chestnut coming that with precog and moved the country to different zone, you just accioed some french chick's cornhole* 😛

WTF?

Did you move the whole country with force push/pull? That's an even greater feat that Starkiller's Star Destroyer take down. Your medi count must be over 9000!

Well, actually, I accio'd the Queen, herself, and used "engorgio" on my weenar and practiced making babies with her while yelling "God shave* the Queen!"

*Even using "reducto" on her pubes wasn't enough: I had to use Afro-sheen on them and then combed them to the sides. 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Ha. Just saw the image.

Nice.

That means that Van Damme was successful in his time travel HP mitigation plans. So, damnit, pwned! 😆

Indeed it is.

LOL 😂

Originally posted by dadudemon
ADSLs?

WTF is that?

DP?

WTF is that?

You poopoo faces need to stop being initialism buttholes! 😠

Originally posted by dadudemon
WTF?

Did you move the whole country with force push/pull? That's an even greater feat that Starkiller's Star Destroyer take down. Your medi count must be over 9000!

News flash......Harry ducks behind a tombstone and turns Vader into a hot air balloon:

YouTube video

Yeah, I know, Harry was distraught and didn't blow his Aunt up on purpose. But hey, Vader was distraught and didn't do the force scream on purpose, and you guys are riding that feat into the ground.

So yeah, Harry beats Vader. Easily.

Its not the will of the living force for Vader to do that, based on screenfeats. Ergo Vader wins

Sure it isn't!!!!! 😱

*Watches as Vader's suit gives way and his naked pale form floats off into the clouds*

YouTube video

Thats a lovely story RJ.. 🙂 ..would you like a balloon?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
News flash......Harry ducks behind a tombstone and turns Vader into a hot air balloon:

YouTube video

Yeah, I know, Harry was distraught and didn't blow his Aunt up on purpose. But hey, Vader was distraught and didn't do the force scream on purpose, and you guys are riding that feat into the ground.

So yeah, Harry beats Vader. Easily.

yeah especially since Vader wins via force choke..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats a lovely story RJ.. 🙂 ..would you like a balloon?

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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah especially since Vader wins via force choke..

No. Harry can still do nonverbal spells while being force choked. Spells that will **** Vader's shit up and good.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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No. Harry can still do nonverbal spells while being force choked. Spells that will **** Vader's shit up and good.

won't be happening.. force choke is shown to incapacitate the intended victim from speaking