Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Originally posted by Robtard
Except no. What you're doing is giving the wizards an unlimited amount of prep and letting them do anything your heart desires before the fight starts.

No, it's not your thread, if you want to do that, go make your own.

So now you have taken away the following:

The spell protection that diasbles tech around Hogwarts.

The age line spell.

The capability of wizards to use the hall of prophecies.

Man, you really hate wizards.

Wait a second.......You didn't mention in the OP that the wizards cannot use the hall of prophecies, didja? Too late to change that now.

So...............

The Prophecy will be in place and written well before VD has their prep, years before, decades before.

Decades prep>>>>>42 minutes prep.

Use a time turner, go back in time, kill Timecop when he is an infant. Problem solved.

No other TEC agents are involved, it's just Timecop. Once he is eliminated, Team VD must enter the castle and take the wizards out the old fashioned way.

But again, the prophecy, the wizards will know of this before it happens and have the appropriate defenses in place.

See, this is why I brought the hall of prophecies into this. It ensures a wizard win.

Tip: Do your research before starting a thread.

Why does bad shit happen to the wizards/Hogwarts if they can both see everything that will happen and have the ability to change it?Doh!

Anyhow, this isn't your thread, wizards aren't doing shit before the fight starts, as per the OP.

Tip: Read the OP and pay better attention:

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why does bad shit happen to the wizards/Hogwarts if they can both see everything that will happen and have the ability to change it?Doh!

Anyhow, this isn't your thread, wizards aren't doing shit before the fight starts, as per the OP.

Tip: Read the OP and pay better attention:

So now you are saying that "wizards aren't doing shit before the fight starts" really means "the wizards have no access to the hall of prophecies?"

K.

The Ministry will be intact after team VD "blows up Hogwarts." They send their best aurors back in time with time turners, kill Timecop when he is a child, alter the future. Hogwarts is never even attacked.

What else ya got?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So now you are saying that "wizards aren't doing shit before the fight starts" really means "the wizards have no access to the hall of prophecies?"

K.

The Ministry will be intact after team VD "blows up Hogwarts." They send their best aurors back in time with time turners, kill Timecop when he is a child, alter the future. Hogwarts is never even attacked.

What else ya got?

No, not saying it now. Read the OP, said it long ago.

"After VD blows up Hogwarts", there is no more; the fight is over and team Van Damage wins. Concession accepted.

If you want to fantasize what happens afterward, make your own thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, not saying it now. Read the OP, said it long ago.

"After VD blows up Hogwarts", there is no more; the fight is over and team Van Damage wins. Concession accepted.

If you want to fantasize what happens afterward, make your own thread.

But in the end, team VD is dead, Hogwarts is intact, all the wizards live.

See, you didn't do your research before starting this thread. Hell, you didn't even factor time travel in until sadako brought it to the table. And now that I brought the hall of prophesies into the mix, now that I showed that Timecop is killed as a child, now that I raped the thread, you're butthurt that I found a loophole.

Timecop and wizards can both time travel. Difference is that the wizards know what is gonna happen before it happens, via the hall of prophecies. AND that wizard time travel is 100% reliable, and TEC time travel is not. Remember the first trip the black chick took with Timecop, the watermelon splat on the concrete wall? Mhm.

So. Whatever you come up with, in the end, team VD is pushing up daisies, Hogwarts is intact, the wizards live.

Thank you for playing, buh bye!!!

But.............. THATS NOT TIME TRAVEL.
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Still ignoring reality RJ?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But in the end, team VD is dead, Hogwarts is intact, all the wizards live.

In the thread you made up after mine is over, sure. Imagine whatever you like, as you admitted Hogwarts destruction and I accepted your concession.

BTW, this thread is 'Van Dammes Vs Hogwarts', not 'Van Damme Vs Anything and everything in the Harry Potter world you want to masturbate in'. Try, do try, to stick to the OP.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But.............. THATS NOT TIME TRAVEL.
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Still ignoring reality RJ?

You elaborate on its uses.

i will win this tread with this...

TimeCop goes back in time and breaks all the wands in a billions pieces thereby making this over really quick 😂 😄 😛 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You elaborate on its uses.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Using a Time turner is not time travel? Elaborate.

More importantly, a Time Turner that has already been blown to shit and any wizard capable of using it along with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
More importantly, a Time Turner that has already been blown to shit and any wizard capable of using it along with it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The ministry has a cache of them, locked away. Try again.

"The Ministry" is not in this thread, stop trying to bring in other opponents. Try again; try harder.

Originally posted by Robtard
"The Ministry" is not in this thread, stop trying to bring in other opponents. Try again; try harder.

Doesn't matter that team VD initially succeeded, what matters is the end result. The wizards live!!! WEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

YOU brought time travel into this, I'm just going with it. Time travel is a weapon, duder. The wizards can use it to greater effectiveness.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, but they are. After team VD "blows up Hogwarts", the ministry sends aurors back in time and kill Timecop. The future is altered. Hogwarts is intact. The wizards live. They live!!!

Doesn't matter that team VD initially succeeded, what matters is the end result. The wizards live!!! WEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

YOU brought time travel into this, I'm just going with it. Time travel is a weapon, duder. The wizards can use it to greater effectiveness.

Ah, but they're not. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you? Once Team Van Damme kills all in Hogwarts, it's [the thread] is over.

There's no adding extra players that weren't in the OP after the fact. Might as well try to add Hancock, Dr. Manhattan and Swamp Thing.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, but they're not. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you? Once Team Van Damme kills all in Hogwarts, it's [the thread] is over.

There's no adding extra players that weren't in the OP after the fact. Might as well try to add Hancock, Dr. Manhattan and Swamp Thing.

You brought time travel into this. You took away wizard powers, you have the wizards twiddling their thumbs while team VD has 42 minutes prep. And when I brought in the hall of prophesies, you quickly claimed that a comment in the OP negates the wizards from having the knowledge the hall of prophesies gives them. You even have team VD attacking in the past, a gutless means to an end. You had in mind that team VD would enter the castle and kill the wizards. From the OP:

Originally posted by Robtard
Every character Jean-Claude Van Damme has played (with gear) lays siege on Hogwarts:

Goal: Assassinate all the wizards inside, young and old, male and female.

"Assasinate all the wizards inside"......"Enter the castle and kill them all."........You never mentioned time travel. You went with it because sadako brought it up. I found TWO loopholes that ensure wizardwin and you don't like it.

Think about it.....Skynet sent a Terminator back in time to kill John Connor because in the future, Connor defeats them. The Terminator failed, three times. Now, if the terminator had succeeded, then the future would have been changed, right? The defeat Connor handed them would be turned into a victory.

That's what I did here, I turned the defeat into a victory.

Truth be told, you know full well that Timecop wouldn't travel back in time and do what you claim he will. He's not an assassin. Also, a "big ass bomb" is not part of TEC's ONSCREEN arsenal. ****ing with the past/future is a tricky thing. If Timecop foes back in time and kills Dumbledore, for all he knows he erases himself, or TEC is never founded, or his kids are never born. The possibilities are endless. Which is why you never **** with the future.

Sorry, there's no bringing in outside players to suit your needs, just have to accept this.

"The Ministry", not in this thread; not on my watch.

This is "Breakin'" Van Damme after the win. Yeah, he would be here too.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, there's no bringing in outside players to suit your needs, just have to accept this.

"The Ministry", not in this thread; not on my watch.

Ahahahaha Dolores Umbridge is/was a Hogwarts professor, headmistress at Hogwarts, AND is in the Ministry, second only to Fudge. Yes, the ministry is in this battle. "Assassinate all the wizards inside, young and old, male and female." No names were given, therefore all wizards who have been inside Hogwarts from movies 1-7 count. That includes Umbridge, Fudge, Aurors, the works, even death eaters. ✅

You said the WIZARDS are unaware of what's going on outside. You never said the GHOSTS. The ghosts detect team VD, inform the the unaware wizards, who then become aware.

Loopholes, gotta love 'em!!!!

You gave team VD time travel, I gave it to the wizards. The hall of prophesies argument stands, at no time did you mention the hall of prophesies in the OP. Dumbledore time turners back in time and kills Timecop while he is still in his father's sac. Bada bing, bada BOOM, suck on that.

You're painted into a corner here, dude. Your own OP has backfired on you. This thread is now mine, tax, title and license.

-Dementors can not be called in (invisibility and all, would be spite)

-That age spell or spell that stops trespassers isn't in play

-The spell that stops electrical equipment from working isn't in play

-Spell which locates anyone of the premise isn't in play

-Wizards are unaware this is happening until the 42 mins are up.

That's 5 gimps, and that's just the OP. Now that I turned all that against you, you're butthurt.

This is where you admit defeat. This is where you admit that the wizards, gimped and watered down as you have them, still achieve victory.