Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
This:

Means they have 42mins prep and they can do what they like/need to, with the exception of going into Hogwarts.

Same outcome, you're wrong. As far as "too late to change", you're the master of tweaking threads along the way to fit your needs.

Shot yourself in the foot. Pay attention:

Dumbledore whispers "confundus" from 1000 yards away. Team VD loses their mind. Timecop, forgetting his mission, is killed by Moody. The rest fall to a shitstorm of spells.

PS: I saw how bad you gimped the wizards in the OP. Must suck that I rolled with that and still proved wizards win.

Timecop would know that that was coming, from other instances he was in this time.

VD spreads among the wizards>Epic, epic, epic VD Win

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shot yourself in the foot. Pay attention:

Dumbledore whispers "confundus" from 1000 yards away. Team VD loses their mind. Timecop, forgetting his mission, is killed by Moody. The rest fall to a shitstorm of spells.

PS: I saw how bad you gimped the wizards in the OP. Must suck that I rolled with that and still proved wizards win.

You're forgetting that 42mins of prep already? WTF.

Sadako's argument is that Time-Cop can leave and go back in time, this would negate your "confundus" which would only happen once the 42mins where up and Dumbledore became aware of the Van Damme assault.

Gimped? Did no such thing, considering the odds are against the Van Dammes. I did make the error of not factoring in time-traveling Van Damme, that I am guilty of.

P.S. You're not allowed to accuse others of a gimp, not even this guy.

Originally posted by Robtard

P.S. You're not allowed to accuse others of a gimp, not even this guy.

QFT x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 + one of these rotated 90 degrees: 8

Originally posted by Robtard
You're forgetting that 42mins of prep already? WTF.
And they will be detected immediately. See?

Sadako's argument is that Time-Cop can leave and go back in time, this would negate your "confundus" which would only happen once the 42mins where up and Dumbledore became aware of the Van Damme assault.
See, the 42 minutes woud never happen. They would be detected right away, man. Not that hard to understand. The OP implies that they will be scurrying about, all of them, for 42 minutes. Fact of the matter is they won't make it five minutes.

Gimped? Did no such thing, considering the odds are against the Van Dammes. I did make the error of not factoring in time-traveling Van Damme, that I am guilty of.
Yeah, read the OP again. Somehow you gave the VD's the ability to cast magical spells that counter ones put in place by Dumbledore. Gimp.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And they will be detected immediately. See?

See, the 42 minutes woud never happen. They would be detected right away, man. Not that hard to understand. The OP implies that they will be scurrying about, all of them, for 42 minutes. Fact of the matter is they won't make it five minutes.

Yeah, read the OP again. Somehow you gave the VD's the ability to cast magical spells that counter ones put in place by Dumbledore. Gimp.

Except no.

Except no.

Don't need to read it again as I'm the ****ing author. I did not "give" the Van Dammes anything, I took out a couple of Hogwarts factors to make the thread possible.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except no.

Except no.

Don't need to read it again as I'm the ****ing author. I did not "give" the Van Dammes anything, I took out a couple of Hogwarts factors to make the thread possible.

So Hogwarts at full strength vs. team VD at full strength= Hogwarts gets their dicks wet in VD's assholes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Hogwarts at full strength vs. team VD at full strength= Hogwarts gets their dicks wet in VD's assholes?

Gay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Gay.
That's a yes then.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except no.

Except no.

Don't need to read it again as I'm the ****ing author. I did not "give" the Van Dammes anything, I took out a couple of Hogwarts factors to make the thread possible.

QFT

💃

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's a yes then.

Nope just true is all.

VD triumphs.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope just true is all.

VD triumphs.

Not if Hogwarts is at full strength.

Even with the handicap, it's not clear. If Timecop is allowed to go back in time before team VD even shows up at the castle, maybe. Fact remains that a wizard is not gonna be snuck up on by a muggle, even one as badass as Timecop. How's he gonna find the Hogwarts founders? It's not as simple as "Timecop goes back in time and kills them." And if he somehow pulls it off, the school would still be founded, just by different wizards.

****in time travel, throws everything off center.

Theres no "ALLOWED" its just what he does.
To restrict that would be gimping.

Oh he'll do it.....he has all the time in the world in that 45 mins.

And yes, it certainly throws the Wizards' shit off center..... 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Theres no "ALLOWED" its just what he does.

To restrict that would be gimping.

And yes, it certainly throws the Wizards' shit off center..... 🙂

I never questioned allowing it, just saying that it makes shit complicated.

Once Timecop arrives in the past, 1000 AD, how's he gonna find the school founders? Even then, kill them?

If Timecop decides to go back in time and kill everyone in the castle, one at a time, he'll have to make thousands of trips.

Timecop using a bomb on Hogwarts in the past doesn't solve shit, the current wizards will still be alive.

Oh you didn't..?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

If Timecop is allowed to go back in time....

So the phrase'll be "WHEN Timecop goes back in time..." then. 🙂
It also would be best followed up with "....and team VD wins." for accuracy's sake.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh you didn't..?

So the phrase'll be "WHEN Timecop goes back in time..." then. 🙂
It also would be best followed up with "....and team VD wins." for accuracy's sake.

OK, so WHEN Timecop goes back in time, what does he do? What's his strategy?

Recon, setting up later assassinations? That kind of stuff.

Hell maybe even planting a big bomb.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Recon, setting up later assassinations? That kind of stuff.

Hell maybe even planting a big bomb.

He doesn't have the manpower to set up assassinations.

How's he gonna tote the big bomb? How's he gonna fit it in his time travel device?

BTW: A "big bomb" is not part of Timecop's onscreen arsenal.

He can go back as many times at other times later or before.

There could be like 27 timecops all working the place at the same time.
They couldn't touch, obviously...but its enough.

Lets ask the thread starter. I'd wager that as the timecop division is government funded and has future military grade weaponry at their disposal, OR that they could go black market OR with their scientists and equipment that they could just build one , that getting a bomb or small compact war head that'd fit in the pod aint no biggie.

Oh no need, he agreed that it was a worker earlier in the thread.
🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He can go back as many times at other times later or before.

There could be like 27 timecops all working the place at the same time.
They couldn't touch, obviously...but its enough.

Lets ask the thread starter. I'd wager that as the timecop division is government funded and has future military grade weaponry at their disposal, OR that they could go black market OR with their scientists and equipment that they could just build one , that getting a bomb aint no biggie. 🙂

Oh MAN the holes in this post. Work calls, I'll rape it later.