Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Sadako of Girth19 pages

LOL Yes....you do that...... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He can go back as many times at other times later or before.

There could be like 27 timecops all working the place at the same time.
They couldn't touch, obviously...but its enough.

Lets ask the thread starter. I'd wager that as the timecop division is government funded and has future military grade weaponry at their disposal, OR that they could go black market OR with their scientists and equipment that they could just build one , that getting a bomb or small compact war head that'd fit in the pod aint no biggie.

Oh no need, he agreed that it was a worker earlier in the thread.
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Enough of this. Read:

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Hall_of_Prophecy

If you can't figure it out, tell me and I'll dumb it down for you.

Enough of that watch some SW, realise how wrong/insane you sound, then get back to us.

Ahahahaha, you reek of defeat.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/prophecies

proph·e·cy
   /ˈprɒfəsi/ Show Spelled[prof-uh-see] Show IPA
–noun,plural-cies.
1.
the foretelling or prediction of what is to come.
2.
something that is declared by a prophet, esp. a divinely inspired prediction, instruction, or exhortation.
3.
a divinely inspired utterance or revelation: oracular prophecies.
4.
the action, function, or faculty of a prophet.

Pack it in, girlie, you've got nothing left.

And you reek of bullshit.

Dude you couldnt make a convincing case for 14 pages.

And nothings changed.

Your argument is forever Van dammeaged.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's a yes then.

Yes, your post was epically gay.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Enough of this. Read:

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Hall_of_Prophecy

If you can't figure it out, tell me and I'll dumb it down for you.

Err, that really does help you much, chief. Their would likely be an orb foretelling the destruction of Hogwarts by a mysterious time-traveller who can do the spits, if anything. Ergo, it likely happens. Boom.

Something that bears some thought is that there was an interview where Rowling was asked why Wizards chose to hide themselves from the Muggle world. One of the main reasons was because Muggles would react aggressively/defensively to things they don't understand and that 9/10 a Muggle with a shotgun would beat a Wizard with a wand.

Most of the students will get slaughtered here before there's even a fight. It's the elite students and the faculty that will be the problem.

See, even the author is sensible about her own creation.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Something that bears some thought is that there was an interview where Rowling was asked why Wizards chose to hide themselves from the Muggle world. One of the main reasons was because Muggles would react aggressively/defensively to things they don't understand and that 9/10 a Muggle with a shotgun would beat a Wizard with a wand.

Most of the students will get slaughtered here before there's even a fight. It's the elite students and the faculty that will be the problem.

Thanks. You just turned my frown right upside down. jokawer

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Something that bears some thought is that there was an interview where Rowling was asked why Wizards chose to hide themselves from the Muggle world. One of the main reasons was because Muggles would react aggressively/defensively to things they don't understand and that 9/10 a Muggle with a shotgun would beat a Wizard with a wand.

Most of the students will get slaughtered here before there's even a fight. It's the elite students and the faculty that will be the problem.

JK Pwning

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, your post was epically gay.

Err, that really does help you much, chief. Their would likely be an orb foretelling the destruction of Hogwarts by a mysterious time-traveller who can do the spits, if anything. Ergo, it likely happens. Boom.

Mhm, and said time traveler would be killed before he leaves his fathers nut-sac. Dumbledore would use the time turner, apparate to TEC and firestorm the place.

The ability to know what happens years prior, useless in a fight? Riiiiiiiiiight.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and said time traveler would be killed before he leaves his fathers nut-sac. Dumbledore would use the time turner, apparate to TEC and firestorm the place.

The ability to know what happens years prior, useless in a fight? Riiiiiiiiiight.


Looky, looky, looky, someone forgot about the 42mins prep (again).

By your own postings: "1. the foretelling or prediction of what is to come." Ergo, they'll know they're doomed and it will happen, as *gasp* prophesied.

Originally posted by Robtard
Looky, looky, looky, someone forgot about the 42mins prep (again).

By your own postings: "1. the foretelling or prediction of what is to come." Ergo, they'll know they're doomed and it will happen, as *gasp* prophesied.

And the wizards can do nothing for said 42 minutes?

If the wizards know Timecop will go back in time, and are waiting for him, and kill him before he can execute his plan, what then?

Also, what if the wizards read the prophecy, determine when and where time travel was discovered, time turner to the lab where the scientists are, firestorm the place, erase any and all data on time travel? What then?

There's a million things that can go wrong ****ing with the past and future, man. I really don't think Timecop would risk that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And the wizards can do nothing for said 42 minutes?

If the wizards know Timecop will go back in time, and are waiting for him, and kill him before he can execute his plan, what then?

Also, what if the wizards read the prophecy, determine when and where time travel was discovered, time turner to the lab where the scientists are, firestorm the place, erase any and all data on time travel? What then?

There's a million things that can go wrong ****ing with the past and future, man. I really don't think Timecop would risk that.

It's Van Damme prep, not wizards. Considering what they have to accomplish; the superior number of wizards, being in Hogwarts etc. It's a fair give.

Prophecy, it's a *****. It happens. Boom.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's Van Damme prep, not wizards. Considering what they have to accomplish; the superior number of wizards, being in Hogwarts etc. It's a fair give.

Prophecy, it's a *****. It happens. Boom.

Not an answer.

And if Timecop is killed before hand? And if time travel is never invented?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not an answer.

And if Timecop is killed before hand? And if time travel is never invented?

Correction: It's an answer you don't like and can't handle.

Killed somehow before the fight starts? That's a MVF no-no.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correction: It's an answer you don't like and can't handle.

Killed somehow before the fight starts? That's a MVF no-no.

Ahahahahah wizards have time turners, dude. If they know that Timecop is prophesied to destroy Hogwarts, then they go back in time and kill him. He's the only person on team VD who can time travel, so once he's dead, problem solved.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahahah wizards have time turners, dude. If they know that Timecop is prophesied to destroy Hogwarts, then they go back in time and kill him. He's the only person on team VD who can time travel, so once he's dead, problem solved.

We've already forgotten about the Van Damme prep again, have we?

Originally posted by Robtard
We've already forgotten about the Van Damme prep again, have we?

No, I haven't. The Prophecy will be in place and written well before VD has their prep, years before, decades before.

Decades prep>>>>>42 minutes prep.

Use a time turner, go back in time, kill Timecop when he is an infant. Problem solved.

No other TEC agents are involved, it's just Timecop. Once he is eliminated, Team VD must enter the castle and take the wizards out the old fashioned way.

But again, the prophecy, the wizards will know of this before it happens and have the appropriate defenses in place.

See, this is why I brought the hall of prophecies into this. It ensures a wizard win.

Except no. What you're doing is giving the wizards an unlimited amount of prep and letting them do anything your heart desires before the fight starts.

No, it's not your thread, if you want to do that, go make your own.