Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Morgan Freeman (Bruce Almighty) and Manhattan appear and neutralize the nuke, then fry the VD's. DP flies around mopping up.

The wizards drink butterbeer and lulz.

Countered to perfection with this. 😄

God, Dark Phoenix, Manhattan, can't get any more powerful than that.

i have read this entire thread..

Hogwarts has a chance, actually just hit play...

YouTube video

RJ.... hate to break it to ya, but God doesn't exist.

Here in this thread or anyplace else.

May he strike you dead now if Im wrong.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i have read this entire thread..

Hogwarts has a chance, actually just hit play...

YouTube video

LOLZ too true.

God doesn't work like that.

Besides, he existed in Bruce Almighty, that's all that matters. ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Morgan Freeman (Bruce Almighty) and Manhattan appear and neutralize the nuke, then fry the VD's. DP flies around mopping up.

The wizards drink butterbeer and lulz.

God hates Paganism and Manhattan's to busy eating Silk Spectre to give a Damme.

Originally posted by the ninjak
God hates Paganism and Manhattan's to busy eating Silk Spectre to give a Damme.
So you say.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you say.

So it is written.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
God doesn't work like that.

Besides, he existed in Bruce Almighty, that's all that matters. ✅

Well luckily you cannot speak for something that doesnt exist.
Let alone claim to know what goes on in its mind.

Religion is a death cult. A control book for people who need it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well luckily you cannot speak for something that doesnt exist.
Let alone claim to know what goes on in its mind.

Religion is a death cult. A control book for people who need it.

OK then.

Originally posted by the ninjak
So it is written.

LOL 💃

Here we go, bitches:

Team VD is detected right away, 5 seconds into their 42 minute fail recon. Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips felix felicis, and kills team VD with this:

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Team VD never sees him, he's invisible, and all his endeavors succeed.

Mmmmmmmmmmhm.

Add on Hermione peeking around a corner casting confundus, team VD is easily confused, they never know what hits them.

There ya go, boyos, real screen feats that will kill team VD faster than Chad Wagner can do the splits.

Trying to break thread rules again, huh...? 🙄

How's that?

Another thing, lookie here at :23 to :26....

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When Harry is being pulled downward by the Inferi, Dumbledore, while doing his fire cyclone thingy, shoots a blast of fire down, blasting the Inferi dead center, hurling it backwards with great force. He didn't even see the Inferi, he knew it was there, knew right where to aim. An inch or so off and he blasts Harry. The water was pitch dark, BTW. In fact, as Harry looks up, he sees several fire blasts that Dumbledore has shot into the water.

So, according to screen feats, Dumbledore can do his fire attack AND sense where others, and blast them with pinpoint accuracy without even seeing them. ✅

But hey, wizards suck, right? They're a joke!!!! Aaaaahahahahhaaaaa!!!!

One more time, in time:

Team VD is detected. Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips felix felicis, and apparates to a tower overlooking team VD, a few seconds into their 42 second recon. The fire attack is cast. Team VD looks for the source, can't find it, and scatter. Dumbledore fries them with fire blasts, or uses the fire attack to seek them out.

Counter?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Counter?

Dat's right, berch....

haermm Gonna profile that haermm

Whoa, whoa and whoa, no need to hate on each other so, the Force has been disturbed.

I had forgotten about the Timecop, it's really a trump card here. Guy has a time-machine, it was never implied or stated that Timecop can only travel to a handful of unique instances in time. It's a time-machine; that's what it does.

Having said that, the bomb scenario is a bit quirky. But traveling back and forth in time, discerning the time and place of the wizard's birth or possibly a moment when they were vulnerable, say when Dumbledore was less of a wizard or taking a massive shit etc is in fact a feasible scenario.

When making the thread, I didn't factor this in, I was thinking it would 30'ish Van Dammes gunning, kicking and do the splits against a couple hundred wizards, most of them students with a handful of powerful teachers and the castle's advantage helping the them.

Imp, can you close the thread? Let the hatred end and the healing begin.

Timecop:

Originally posted by Robtard
Whoa, whoa and whoa, no need to hate on each other so, the Force has been disturbed.

I had forgotten about the Timecop, it's really a trump card here. Guy has a time-machine, it was never implied or stated that Timecop can only travel to a handful of unique instances in time. It's a time-machine; that's what it does.

Having said that, the bomb scenario is a bit quirky. But traveling back and forth in time, discerning the time and place of the wizard's birth or possibly a moment when they were vulnerable, say when Dumbledore was less of a wizard or taking a massive shit etc is in fact a feasible scenario.

When making the thread, I didn't factor this in, I was thinking it would 30'ish Van Dammes gunning, kicking and do the splits against a couple hundred wizards, most of them students with a handful of powerful teachers and the castle's advantage helping the them.

Imp, can you close the thread? Let the hatred end and the healing begin.

Timecop:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How's that?

Another thing, lookie here at :23 to :26....

xZTeHYpGq9E&feature=related

When Harry is being pulled downward by the Inferi, Dumbledore, while doing his fire cyclone thingy, shoots a blast of fire down, blasting the Inferi dead center, hurling it backwards with great force. He didn't even see the Inferi, he knew it was there, knew right where to aim. An inch or so off and he blasts Harry. The water was pitch dark, BTW. In fact, as Harry looks up, he sees several fire blasts that Dumbledore has shot into the water.

So, according to screen feats, Dumbledore can do his fire attack AND sense where others, and blast them with pinpoint accuracy without even seeing them. ✅

But hey, wizards suck, right? They're a joke!!!! Aaaaahahahahhaaaaa!!!!

One more time, in time:

Team VD is detected. Dumbledore dons Harrys cloak, sips felix felicis, and apparates to a tower overlooking team VD, a few seconds into their 42 second recon. The fire attack is cast. Team VD looks for the source, can't find it, and scatter. Dumbledore fries them with fire blasts, or uses the fire attack to seek them out.

Counter?

Screen feats>>>>Speculation.

/thread.

OK, I'm bored at work, let's break this down:

Originally posted by Robtard

I had forgotten about the Timecop, it's really a trump card here. Guy has a time-machine, it was never implied or stated that Timecop can only travel to a handful of unique instances in time. It's a time-machine; that's what it does.
Remember the Maximillian versus Blade thread? You said that Max can produce a flame in his hand only as big as what he is shown producing.

Same applies here, the TEC tech can only go back as far as what they were shown going.

Having said that, the bomb scenario is a bit quirky. But traveling back and forth in time, discerning the time and place of the wizard's birth or possibly a moment when they were vulnerable, say when Dumbledore was less of a wizard or taking a massive shit etc is in fact a feasible scenario.
Coupla things wrong with this...

1: Dumbledore has some sort of wizard precog, he showed that in the inferi vid. He knew right where Harry was, and fired that fire comet right into the inferi dragging Harry down. He didn't even see Harry, yet he knew right where Harry was, and when and where to attack.

2. Also, how's TEC gonna determine when is the best time to ambush Dumbledore? Or where to find him? He's a wizard, FFS, it's not like he is in public records. They will have no clue where he is, what he is doing, it's not like he'll have an address on file, or a social security number.

When making the thread, I didn't factor this in, I was thinking it would 30'ish Van Dammes gunning, kicking and do the splits against a couple hundred wizards, most of them students with a handful of powerful teachers and the castle's advantage helping the them.
And that's how it should stay. Now you are moving the goalposts.

Granted he's a bit younger than Dumbdore typically goes for, but this:

counters Dumbledore, old man will start ogling and one of the other Van Dammes will shoot his ass dead.