Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

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whatever the outcome, it would assuredly qualify as a lolacaust

Originally posted by the ninjak
TimeCops in control of this whole scenario with aid from Voldemort.
TimeCop and Team Damme form a commando unit and go back to 1945 and kung fu the hell out US Forces and steal a nuke they then teleport inside Hogwarts using Voldemort's final strike negation spell on Hogwarts ( kinda like a magical EMP) they dump it on the lower grounds then teleport out.

And what makes you think Voldermort wouldn't double cross them?
He's not exacly a team working fella.

Originally posted by Skittle
And what makes you think Voldermort wouldn't double cross them?
He's not exacly a team working fella.

TimeCop handles all the teleporting of the team.
Voldemort just nullifies the defences hence the OP's rules.
Voldemort has no reason to betray Team Damme.
And Team Damme are only interested in completing the mission.
If Voldemort wants to kill them afterwards that would be a different fight.

Everyone dies except for Voldy and Bellatrix.

OK, I'd hate to break it to you, but EVERY SINGLE WIZARD AND WITCH IS FROM HOGWARTS (except those from other wizardry schools). This means that Voldemort is also here and he cannot die unless harry kills him, and harry dies first *(horcruxes). technically all wizards that were schooled there are still always called Hogwartians. When the maker of this thread said Hogwartians, he may not know it, but he meant every single person ever educated at Hogwarts equal tens of thousands of wizards. FAIL for anyone trying to say that Hogwarts loses.Even if you say that timecop kills everyone there right now; he will not be able to kill the four founders who are the most powerful wizards of all time (Gordric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin).

*Only Voldemort can kill Harry to make him vunerable with the elder wand belonging to harry which; in this case would be impossible (there had to be a war)

They're riding the Timecop like a bucking bronco. They got nothing, team VD loses, quite horribly. Voldy or Dumbledore solos.

Nah Im pretty convinced that Harry, if stabbed in the arse with a broken bottle or knife, would die from arterial bleeding just the same as the next guy. And a shooting him in the head with an uzi'd work.

If he was immune to that he'd have been sent to Iraq.

And to my knowledge, Harry Potter was never sent in (Onscreen) to resolve any form of armed conflict by the UN or anyone else.
(Unlike most members of the Van damage)
Cause Harry Potter and his chums are a MASSIVE battlefield failure.
Protego wont stop an IED along the roadside.

Also Christopher Lee in LOTR didnt train at Hogwarts and He'd PWN the c**t off of Harry.

And Timecop, kills the founders before they've founded.
He might even kill their parents before they've conceived also.
Time travel beats silly kids tale wizardy, Im afraid.
Hate to break that to you. 😛

TimeCop teleports Chad from Double Impact into Dumbledor's general location wearing his aerobics spandex outfit and seduces Dumbledor into his chambers.
Dumbledor offers Chad a drink and turns around to make some dwarfs ale (or whatever the hell they drink) and Chad brakes his neck.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah Im pretty convinced that Harry, if stabbed in the arse with a broken bottle or knife, would die from arterial bleeding just the same as the next guy. And a shooting him in the head with an uzi'd work.

If he was immune to that he'd have been sent to Iraq.

And to my knowledge, Harry Potter was never sent in (Onscreen) to resolve any form of armed conflict by the UN or anyone else.
(Unlike most members of the Van damage)
Cause Harry Potter and his chums are a MASSIVE battlefield failure.
Protego wont stop an IED along the roadside.

Also Christopher Lee in LOTR didnt train at Hogwarts and He'd PWN the c**t off of Harry.

And Timecop, kills the founders before they've founded.
He might even kill their parents before they've conceived also.
Time travel beats silly kids tale wizardy, Im afraid.
Hate to break that to you. 😛

Terrible acting all the way around, if that matters.

OK, I'd hate to break it to you, but EVERY SINGLE WIZARD AND WITCH IS FROM HOGWARTS (except those from other wizardry schools). This means that Voldemort is also here and he cannot die unless harry kills him, and harry dies first *(horcruxes). technically all wizards that were schooled there are still always called Hogwartians. When the maker of this thread said Hogwartians, he may not know it, but he meant every single person ever educated at Hogwarts equal tens of thousands of wizards. FAIL for anyone trying to say that Hogwarts loses.Even if you say that timecop kills everyone there right now; he will not be able to kill the four founders who are the most powerful wizards of all time (Gordric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin).

*Only Voldemort can kill Harry to make him vunerable with the elder wand belonging to harry which; in this case would be impossible (there had to be a war)

No.

OK, let's break this down. When team VD is detected moments into their 42 minute recon (and yes, they WILL be detected right away), what action do you see the wizards? Rolling over and taking it up the ass?
OP states that team VD is to spend 42 minutes reconning the castle from the outside. It says nothing of Timecop travelling back in time right away. He is to spend the entire 42 minutes with the others, as stated in the OP. After that, he can time travel as much as he likes.

The OP didn't even remember that TimeCop existed......so TimeCop does his thing, time travel.

The ultimate weapon!

Originally posted by the ninjak
The OP didn't even remember that TimeCop existed......so TimeCop does his thing, time travel.

The ultimate weapon!

OP says this:

Originally posted by Robtard
Every character Jean-Claude Van Damme has played (with gear) lays siege on Hogwarts:

Every character with GEAR. The time travel machine hardly qualifies as gear. It's a mode of transport, nothing more.

If this were a thread about Jango Fett fighting someone h2h, we can't bring in the Slave 1 if the OP says Jango has all his gear.

Time Traveling device counts as gear.

Really now? What does it do? It TRANSPORTS Timecop from point A to point B, like a car, or a ship, or a plane.

Transport.

Gear= Weaponry, gadgets, tools and shit. Radios, infrared, motion detectors.

But OK, you wanna call it gear? OK, I'll play.

OK, let's break this down. When team VD is detected moments into their 42 minute recon (and yes, they WILL be detected right away), what action do you see the wizards? Rolling over and taking it up the ass?
OP states that team VD is to spend 42 minutes reconning the castle from the outside. It says nothing of Timecop travelling back in time right away. He is to spend the entire 42 minutes with the others, as stated in the OP. After that, he can time travel as much as he likes.

His time traveling isn't included for in real time its only a sec before TimeCop returns with a Nuke and whatever else he needs. He then takes the team way back in time to so he can stand in the area he needs to drop the nuke and flee. How old is Hogwarts?

Jesus, dude......Timecop was never shown using a nuke or a bomb, it's not part of his weaponry, therefore he cannot use it here. You can't go giving someone a weapon in a thread here if they never used anything like it onscreen. Besides, you really think he is gonna sacrifice his team that way? How will they escape? Timecop is a TEC officer, he is a good guy. Just like Dumbledore won't use dark magic, Timecop won't sacrifice his team.

Hogwarts wad founded in the 9th-10 century.

He teleports them in and out just like the bad guy did in the movie.

And how else is TimeCop gonna kill these punks with his hands?

Nahhhhh he gets a nuke.

And how does he get the nuke to Hogwarts?

Here, watch at around 5:20 to 6:20:

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Look a how small the inside of the launch pod is, how is he gonna get a nuke inside the pod"?
How's he gonna GET the nuke?

And at 7:50, they are thrust into 1994. IF he travels somewhere to get a nuke and get it in the pod (lo l @ that), you do realize that he will have to put it in the back seat. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal safe having a nuke emerge from time travel only to be free falling. What's he gonna do, catch it? (lol @ that too.)

And one more time, he won't sacrifice his team. He's a good guy, like Dumbledore. Dumbledore won't use dark magic, Timecop won't sacrifice his team.

Timecop is at Hogwarts. You are seriously implying that he is gonna time travel somewhere, grab a nuke, travel BACK to TEC headquarters, put the nuke in the pod, time travel BACK to Hogwarts, emerge from the bubble, miraculously catch the nuke with his bare hands, set it INSIDE Hogwarts, get him and his team a mile away to a safe distance, detonate it, all without the wizards not knowing whats going on? Is this really what you are saying? And you are forgetting that he has NO idea how to work a nuke, AND that a nuke is not part of his weaponry.