Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Looks like your really staring furiously hard at a Harry Potter book and really 'concentrating'.
Actually, the HP books are quite an easy read. You should try one.

I prefer the works of Hitchens, Arthur C Clark , 90s Stephen King and lots of other authors of adult books..

Maybe you could move up to Dr.Seuss when the HP books're done...? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I prefer the works of Hitchens, Arthur C Clark , 90s Stephen King and lots of other authors of adult books..

Maybe you could move up to Dr.Seuss when the HP books're done...? 😛

Yeah maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'The cat in the hat' might be a gripping 1st read of the series for ya then.

Its certainly as gritty and realistic as the HP series.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'The cat in the hat' might be a gripping 1st read of the series for ya then.

Its certainly as gritty and realistic as the HP series.

As realistic as guys running around in robes, wielding laser swords?

Well...we have lasers. We have swords. We even have robes.
We have space flight, we have communication over great distances via technology.

Ronald Reagan even was gonna build an "Orbiting peace platform" called Star Wars that would fire energy weapons.

All you have is David Copperfield.

Mhm, but we do NOT have laser swords, nor do we have the Force. Nor do we have hyperspace travel.

Technically, they aren't laserswords. That's just in universe lingo. They are really plasma swords.

Just sayin' b*tiches. 313

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I prefer the works of Hitchens, Arthur C Clark , 90s Stephen King and lots of other authors of adult books..

Maybe you could move up to Dr.Seuss when the HP books're done...? 😛

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Alright, alright. Too much bashing RJ in this thread and posting his picture to make fun of him in it is definitely too far. Let's try to be more adult. I say make fun of someone's argument but don't make fun of the person.

Besides, I read Dr. Seuss, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Anne Rice, JD Slinger, Stephen Hawking, Stephanie Meyers, Rand, JK Rowling, Tite Kubo, Hiroya Oku, Masashi Kishimoto, and so forth. Obviously, I read both adult and children's books and there's nothing wrong with that because I said so and I'm dadudemon. estahuh

crylaugh

I... can't breath.... laughing...

Pheeeew

Oh my.

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
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I... can't breath.... farts...

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Oh my.

O rly?

Originally posted by dadudemon
O rly?

Yes really...
I was laughing so hard.
My sister thought I was dieing.
It was like an orgasm of laughter!
Ohh and I thought these threads were scary.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Technically, they aren't laserswords. That's just in universe lingo. They are really plasma swords.

Just sayin' b*tiches. 313

crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

Alright, alright. Too much bashing RJ in this thread and posting his picture to make fun of him in it is definitely too far. Let's try to be more adult. I say make fun of someone's argument but don't make fun of the person.

Besides, I read Dr. Seuss, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft, Anne Rice, JD Slinger, Stephen Hawking, Stephanie Meyers, Rand, JK Rowling, Tite Kubo, Hiroya Oku, Masashi Kishimoto, and so forth. Obviously, I read both adult and children's books and there's nothing wrong with that because I said so and I'm dadudemon. estahuh

It's all he has.

Originally posted by Robtard
Granted he's a bit younger than Dumbdore typically goes for, but this:

counters Dumbledore, old man will start ogling and one of the other Van Dammes will shoot his ass dead.

Ahahaha!

Oh my!!! Clueless!!!

Don't flatter yourself, that gif makes me laugh. I have no clue what's goin' on in this thread. Let alone care.

Sure!!! Bro's before ho's.

Thought as much:

YouTube video

Where the hell is that gif even from? Can't remember what movie it's from.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, but we do NOT have laser swords, nor do we have the Force. Nor do we have hyperspace travel.

We have laser guns though.

Actually Einstein's unified field theory and matter being energy is pretty close to the concept of the force. Read a bit about Jung and collective consciousness. These are all from where Lucas' force originates.

All more real world based than flying broomsticks.

It doesn't matter that its not Hyperspace travel yet.
Its still space travel and more realistically based than Harry Potter witchcraft.

Originally posted by Scythe
Where the hell is that gif even from? Can't remember what movie it's from.

Breakin' (1984)