Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

Originally posted by dadudemon
And force pushed. And force crushed. It would also be conducive to lightning as well. (Ash clouds over volcanoes have lots and lots of lightning.)

It should be rather easy for a force user to grab a hold of the smoke and move it around to wherever they like. It would be easier than grabbing...say...that apple looking thing that Anakin did with Padme in Episode II. Mass would be less for the cloud of smoke.

Really, though, all any Death Eater has to do to get out of that is "apparate" for real, though. This is why I do not think any of my above comments on it matter in the end. It also puts the force user who grabs the cloud of smoke, a huge disadvantage because the Death Eater can still cast spells from the cloud of smoke.

They won't even have to apparate:

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Unless the smoke is totally dissipated by high pressure explosion?

If molecular bonding is altered?

Nope. Spell casting >>>>>>>> Force attack, in both strength and speed.

Just a nope?

What are you basing that on...?

Show your workings.

I have, several times. See the Snape/Vader and the Snape/Sidious threads.

And they were smote unto the ground.

No. They are being ignored because no one can accept that "faggy wizards with sticks in their hands" can beat Jedi.

Never countered, not with anything resembling validity.

Well anyway Timecop nukes an area near Hogwarts and the blast wave flattens it killing all the little wizards.

Nah. Voldy uses a time turner to go back in time and fiendfyre the time cop facility. Time turner= Timecop machine.

But that'd be guarded by all the Van Dammes.

The timecops do it for a living: They'd outsmart Voldy at the time game like Bill and Ted did to Chuck DeNolmolos.

How they gonna outsmart anyone when they are hit by a Confundo? Or an Oppugno? They'll turn on each other.

But that will be anticipated and negated before it happens..

Thusly is the nature of Time travel counterance.

The Van Dammes are sneaking about for 42 minutes, as per the OP. They WILL be detected, dude. As per the OP, the Van Dammes have to sneak about for 42 minutes.

How does the Timecop time travel work, exactly? Been a while.

They get in a pod, fly back into the past, alter the future in whatever way they need to. Then multiple Van Dammes do the splits.

No, I mean there are rules and shit.

any van damme can solo anything

Except for Seagal.

Incorrect.
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As we've heard live now, Seagal solos are quite painful....but not for the reason you'd expect.... lol

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L to the Azo, M to the Eezo.

Hey Seagal is a regular Eric Clapton.