The Walking Dead

Half a season. And I guess they don't mind having one black guy and one black girl. So long as they end up together. Pop culture takes its cue cards from the Eric Cartman school of matchmaking.

Prison Black Guy is doomed then, as Michonne's on the white pussy trip. Poor guy, never really had a chance.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Half a season. And I guess they don't mind having one black guy and one black girl. So long as they end up together. Pop culture takes its cue cards from the Eric Cartman school of matchmaking.

Michonne is super duper black. I reckon that she's at least 2x blacker than any other African on the show. That said, I'm fairly confident that the producers of TWD are counting her as two Africans. This means that as long as Michonne is still alive, the 2 Africans quota will always be met.

It's a genius strategy, really.

That Chad Coleman guy is like Robert Downey Jr. black. That is, he's kinda white. They may be accepting Michonne's Double Blackness and allowing for Tyrese's Whackness. That'll give them a 2.5 quota for the Melanin Scale. It's risky exceeding 2, but this show seems to be about pushing boundaries.

That episode was excellent. Glenn is the show's new badass.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That Chad Coleman guy is like Robert Downey Jr. black. That is, he's kinda white. They may be accepting Michonne's Double Blackness and allowing for Tyrese's Whackness. That'll give them a 2.5 quota for the Melanin Scale. It's risky exceeding 2, but this show seems to be about pushing boundaries.

...There will be THAT many Africans, you see.

Originally posted by Galan007
Christ, at this rate it'll be like watching a Tyler Perry movie by the end of season 3.

...There will be THAT many Africans, you see.

😂

Glenn is now officially one of the badass characters.

And I loved that thumping bass during the last minute. Really added to the atmosphere.

This episode was too unrealistic.

Am I supposed to believe Glenn does not know some kind of martial arts?

Get real.

Glenn's Korean. The only fighting moves he would know are commands from Starcraft.

I was hoping Maggie would get raped. 🙁

Also, Glenn is a pussy. He sat there that entire time and let Merle beat his ass, when he could have just flexed and broke out of the duct tape.

Unrealistic is right.

Originally posted by Galan007
I was hoping Maggie would get raped. 🙁

You're twisted, bro. It wouldn't have made must sense considering that the Governor just got some action from Andrea. Would have made some sense for Merle to do it, though.

Originally posted by Galan007
Also, Glenn is a pussy. He sat there that entire time and let Merle beat his ass, when he could have just flexed and broke out of the duct tape.

Unrealistic is right.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the way he got out was by thrashing around and eventually crashing and breaking the chair against the wall.

Glen proves again he has the biggest balls of them all.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
You're twisted, bro. It wouldn't have made must sense considering that the Governor just got some action from Andrea. Would have made some sense for Merle to do it, though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the way he got out was by thrashing around and eventually crashing and breaking the chair against the wall.

Nah, he just flexed.

Will say I'm impressed with the Governor, dude plays a creep well, with his creep looks and creep smiles. Dude cam definitely rape a woman with his eyes.

Shit's gonna get real when he brutalizes Michonne. 👆

Can't see that happening now.

He already sexually belittled a white-girl, if he now rapes a black-girl, people will flip the **** out.

Lets think about this logically for a sec... He's got a white f*ck toy hopping all over his bone now, and he just play-raped another white girl. That's 2 whites he's already been sexual with.

He pretty much has to brutalize Michonne or else people will think he's racist.

I can see that happening. He seems like he really cares what people think about him, and in the post-apocalypse world, people of different colors and cultures have to live together. Guv can't be seen to play favorites.

He'll probably try to rape Michonne in the season finale, shortly after he rapes Glenn. He won't want people thinking he's racist and a homophobe.

It's unfortunate that it looks like the whole Michonne vs Governor fued isn't ever really going to materialize. I knew they wouldn't be able to do it in such a brutal manner as in the books, but to drop it entirely is a huge mistake. It was an essential part of Michonne's character development and a big part of why she was such an enormous badass, without that brutal fued her character will suffer significantly.