Twilight vs Aliens

Started by Robtard7 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lestat.

Is one-half homo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is one-half homo.
And one bad ass mother****er.

Originally posted by Robtard
Acid is what compared to a super healing factor? So one of the sparkly vamps losing some fingers or a hand while his/her opponent dies.
Dude, seriously... wtf are you talking about? That acid crap burns through steel upon impact. Have you even read the Twilight books, or at least done some research on the vamps from Twilight? It takes almost a week to regen from losing a limb. Plus, How are they gonna regen when they will get vaporized to dust by those energy beams grenades the predator has.

Originally posted by Robtard
Predators can be hurt by bullets, can the Cullens? No, from what I am told.
since when do the Cullen's carry guns?

Originally posted by Robtard
Then there's the super-speed.
Super speed doesn't mean shit in this fight when you consider their opponents are just as durable as they are. Twilight vamps are stronger, but they don't have claws and they can't rip apart an alien.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a flip-flopper, one minute it's a Twilight suck-fest, now it 's an Alien/Predator rim-job festival.
I'm a goddamn truth teller. I think logically about the characters before i type. Every advantage Twilight vamps had in the other threads is either non existent or irrelevant. And once again, i phucking hate Twilight so i was never slurping them, i just used facts to determine the winner. Facts dictate that Aliens and Predators will annihilate the Cullen's.

i dont know why it would matter if someone read the twilight books since we only use what is seen in the movie.. 😐

it matter's because he brought up regeneration as a counter for the Cullen's being hit with acid. Regenerating limbs hasn't been show onscreen or even addressed, but in the book (where the movie is taken from), it's states as a fact that it would take weeks to regen from being ripped apart.

Dude the Cullens are DEATH DEALERS yo....

Originally posted by marwash22
Dude, seriously... wtf are you talking about? That acid crap burns through steel upon impact. Have you even read the Twilight books, or at least done some research on the vamps from Twilight? It takes almost a week to regen from losing a limb. Plus, How are they gonna regen when they will get vaporized to dust by those energy beams grenades the predator has.

since when do the Cullen's carry guns?

Super speed doesn't mean shit in this fight when you consider their opponents are just as durable as they are. Twilight vamps are stronger, but they don't have claws and they can't rip apart an alien.

I'm a goddamn truth teller. I think logically about the characters before i type. Every advantage Twilight vamps had in the other threads is either non existent or irrelevant. And once again, i phucking hate Twilight so i was never slurping them, i just used facts to determine the winner. Facts dictate that Aliens and Predators will annihilate the Cullen's.

Not reading the books, most of what I know is some what you and the other Twilight-fans have said in here.

So like I said, the Vamp loses fingers or a hand, his/her opponent is gutted in the process. Win for the vampire. Edit: Cullen's don't have claws? Then there's little risk of acid splash, the Cullen's pummel them to death and/or break necks.

When did I say the Cullen's had guns?

You've yet to prove the Predators or Aliens are as durable as the vampires here. The Cullen's (according to RJ/screen) are bullet proof, the Predators and Aliens are not. Ergo, they're not as durable. Speed matters a lot in a fight, guy.

Na, here you're showing zero objectivity, likely arguing for the Predators/Aliens because you like that franchise better.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not reading the books, most of what I know is some what you and the other Twilight-fans have said in here.

So like I said, the Vamp loses fingers or a hand, his/her opponent is gutted in the process. Win for the Vampire.

When did I say the Cullen's had guns?

You've yet to prove the Predators or Aliens are as durable as the vampires here. The Cullen (according to RJ/screen) are bullet proof, the Predators and Aliens are not. Ergo, they're not as durable. Speed matters a lot in a fight, guy.

Na, here you're showing zero objectivity, likely arguing for the Predators/Aliens because you like that franchise better.

I love you, Rob. Had to be said.

methinks the aliens/predators destroy them

Acid is corrosive to reach their hearts you saw on avp when alien swung its tail to fling acid.... and i forgot which alien movie... 3 aliens were in a locked room so 2 of them decided to kill the other so he could melt the floor with his blood so they may resort to a suicide bomber tactic maybe

so basically, you don't have a clue what you're talking about. First off, i like Blade a million times more than i like Twilight and i said Blade would get raped. I like Anne Rice novels way more than i like Twilight and i said and proved that QOTD vamps would get raped.

You seem to be forgetting that, in every other thread, the Twilight vamps were, the Volturi, of which have members that have extremely powerful offensive psychic abilities... none of the Cullen's have a useful psychic ability.

As for Strength... ok, you don't know jack about Twilight, but have you at least watched Predator or Alien movies? Predators are just as strong as any of the Cullen's, with exception to Carlisle. As far as durability, The Cullen's aint gut punching shit 'cause Predator's armor is completely resistant to physical attack... the only thing that penetrates it in the entire series of movies, is it's own weaponry and the acid spit from an Xeno.

Next, let's negate the speed advantage the Cullen's have... how in the phuck are they gonna use that speed when they won't even be able to see the Predator's? Twilight vamps can't see alternative color spectrum's and when the Predator's cloak, the Vamps are screwed.

Then there's the fact that Xeno acid burns through titanium as soon as it touches it and it continues to burn through until it destroys whatever is under the surface.

Predator's have plasma weapons that will completely negate in form of regen the Twilight Vamps have...

like i said... RAPE!

Originally posted by Redemption
Acid is corrosive to reach their hearts you saw on avp when alien swung its tail to fling acid.... and i forgot which alien movie... 3 aliens were in a locked room so 2 of them decided to kill the other so he could melt the floor with his blood so they may resort to a suicide bomber tactic maybe

So the the Xenomorphs are just going to know to spit a stream of acid right at their hearts? You people amaze me.

Then of course, does that really matter to a vampire, as aren't the twilight ones undead?

Seriously, the Cullens rape. No, I'm not kidding.

The Aliens, Predalien, and Elder pred (it's probably Wolf) most certainly do not have the same durability as the Cullens', but the EP at least has weaponry that could harm them better than anything the aliens could without resorting to damaging one of themselves to use their blood offensively.

How good is Alice's precog again? I can't remember if it was combat viable or not.

Originally posted by Robtard
So the the Xenomorphs are just going to know to spit a stream of acid right at their hearts? You people amaze me.

Then of course, does that really matter to a vampire, as aren't the twilight ones undead?

why cant they do this i gave 2 examples of them knowing how to use acid in the right situation
and you kill vampires by attacking their heart everyone knows that where have you been

The acid doesn't have to hit their hearts. It just has to touch them. When the acid touches something, it keeps burning until it destroys all parts of that area... if it touches an ear, the acid will keep going until it destroys everything. The only way to stop the acid, is the ditch the part of your body that the acid is on before it starts to spread.

Oh... and then there's the whole part where if a Predator think they are outmatched, it will set off a friggin nuke... so even if by chance the Cullen's don't get raped, this will end in a draw 'cause everyone will die.

Originally posted by marwash22
so basically, you don't have a clue what you're talking about. First off, i like Blade a million times more than i like Twilight and i said Blade would get raped. I like Anne Rice novels way more than i like Twilight and i said and proved that QOTD vamps would get raped.

You seem to be forgetting that, in every other thread, the Twilight vamps were, the Volturi, of which have members that have extremely powerful offensive psychic abilities... none of the Cullen's have a useful psychic ability.

As for Strength... ok, you don't know jack about Twilight, but have you at least watched Predator or Alien movies? Predators are just as strong as any of the Cullen's, with exception to Carlisle. As far as durability, The Cullen's aint gut punching shit 'cause Predator's armor is completely resistant to physical attack... the only thing that penetrates it in the entire series of movies, is it's own weaponry and the acid spit from an Xeno.

Next, let's negate the speed advantage the Cullen's have... how in the phuck are they gonna use that speed when they won't even be able to see the Predator's? Twilight vamps can't see alternative color spectrum's and when the Predator's cloak, the Vamps are screwed.

Then there's the fact that Xeno acid burns through titanium as soon as it touches it and it continues to burn through until it destroys whatever is under the surface.

Predator's have plasma weapons that will completely negate in form of regen the Twilight Vamps have...

like i said... RAPE!

Na, what I said.

Did you pay attention during the Predator films? They're not bullet-proof, the armor isn't all encompassing. Seriously, watch the films again and pay attention this time.

RJ posted a link of Edward moving so fast in a fight he was a blur. Really, you need to put the popcorn down and pay attention. Speed is very important in a fight.

Originally posted by marwash22
The acid doesn't have to hit their hearts. It just has to touch them. When the acid touches something, it keeps burning until it destroys all parts of that area... if it touches an ear, the acid will keep going until it destroys everything. The only way to stop the acid, is the ditch the part of your body that the acid is on before it starts to spread.

Oh... and then there's the whole part where if a Predator think they are outmatched, it will set off a friggin nuke... so even if by chance the Cullen's don't get raped, this will end in a draw 'cause everyone will die.

watch their going to say the cullens rip the preds arm off and disarm alien weaponry

Originally posted by Redemption
why cant they do this i gave 2 examples of them knowing how to use acid in the right situation
and you kill vampires by attacking their heart everyone knows that where have you been

How often do the Xenomorphs spit acid as a weapon adn with pinpoint precision vs how many times do they rely on their claws, inner-mouth and tail as a weapon? Exactly.

Also, see: Speed.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The Aliens, Predalien, and Elder pred (it's probably Wolf) most certainly do not have the same durability as the Cullens', but the EP at least has weaponry that could harm them better than anything the aliens could without resorting to damaging one of themselves to use their blood offensively.

How good is Alice's precog again? I can't remember if it was combat viable or not.

Yep, Alice can use her precog to guess her opponent's moves while in battle. However, her ability gets extremely screwed up when she is in emotional distress. I think her entire family getting vaporized is stress enough to make her precog ability go haywire.