Soccer comes out of the Closet!

Started by Slay17 pages

Originally posted by Mairuzu
That's been going on forever.

Then again its AC/DC we're talking about. Chick can't drop a grudge.


Yeah, remember that one time she wrote a story using me as the main antagonist? Was hilarious.

Wait, you're a spoiled rich kid?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, you're a spoiled rich kid?

Yeah. I only wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and Ray-Bann shades, my dad bought me a convertible, it's a Porsche. My girlfriend is named Lauren, my parents and her parents are best friends. We can't have sex until we're married, when I get that job in my dad's company after I finish Harvard, but we do it anyway. We also snort coke.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. I only wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and Ray-Bann shades, my dad bought me a convertible, it's a Porsche. My girlfriend is named Lauren, my parents and her parents are best friends. We can't have sex until we're married, when I get that job in my dad's company after I finish Harvard, but we do it anyway. We also snort coke.

So rich kids, they adhere to the "no sex before marriage" rule?

This movie, BTW. epic.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This movie, BTW. epic.

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1:39 - 1:59 is why soccer is gay. Especially 1:53

Doesn't make the movie less epic.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, remember that one time she wrote a story using me as the main antagonist? Was hilarious.

inspiration comes from any and all places, friend
besides, you werent even the "main antagonist" just a Judas

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So rich kids, they adhere to the "no sex before marriage" rule?

youd think he was a TwiVamp haermm

I think DA and I were in that story too.

i dunno, i deleted it a while back cause it came out sucky

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i dunno, i deleted it a while back cause it came out sucky

LIKE SLAY'S FACE!!! Who's with me? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Originally posted by Bardock42
LIKE SLAY'S FACE!!! Who's with me? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Yeah, that was out of line, Slay's very pretty really. I am ashamed.

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Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. I only wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and Ray-Bann shades, my dad bought me a convertible, it's a Porsche. My girlfriend is named Lauren, my parents and her parents are best friends. We can't have sex until we're married, when I get that job in my dad's company after I finish Harvard, but we do it anyway. We also snort coke.
lol, lauren.

Originally posted by Slay
Choose a formation, make a game plan etc. Basically the same an AF coach does. However, because football is a much more flowing game, players have to rely on their own creativity and tactical insight not too long after the first whistle. Surely you're not going to deny that American Football is mostly stop-and-go action, and doesn't demand that much creativity from the players.

I somewhat agree.

American football is a stop and go, action, chess match, at the Pro-levels and mostly at the collegiate levels. A the collegiate levels and at the high-school levels, it comes down to how skilled and coordinate the teams are, but not so much as "arranging pieces in the perfect way no a chess board" as it does playing an intelligent chess match.

It really comes down the coaching and prep done between each team...plus physical abilities of the players. There is actually a formula written about the probability of success for a team. It's kind of complex...but it applies to soccer as well as football.

As far as intelligence required to coach, successfully, at the NFL level? You better damn well believe that the coaches are intelligent mother ****ers. I would say that a head-coach in the NFL has a higher IQ, on average, than the average head coach for any of the professional leagues in Europe. Actually, that's a pretty easy guess to make.

I'm rambling, now.

Whoa:

Surely you're not going to deny that American Football is mostly stop-and-go action, and doesn't demand that much creativity from the players.

You ****ing serious? You ever hear of a busted play? A punt return? A kickoff return?

Punt and kick returns are all creativity. Sure, the runner has guys blocking for him, but it's up to the runner to find a hole and exploit it.

Look at Barry Sanders:

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Dude had one of the worst offensive lines in history, most of his runs were pulling Houdini moves outta his ass. It was all creativity for him.

Check out Randall Cunningham:

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No creativity? Pfffffft. NFL football has creativity in spades, babe.

Originally posted by dadudemon

As far as intelligence required to coach, successfully, at the NFL level? You better damn well believe that the coaches are intelligent mother ****ers. I would say that a head-coach in the NFL has a higher IQ, on average, than the average head coach for any of the professional leagues in Europe. Actually, that's a pretty easy guess to make.

I'm rambling, now.


Yeah, this part right here, made no sense whatsoever. I'm sure you're aware of that though. Knowledge on the sport of American football or actual football doesn't have that much to do with IQ. Actually I'm pretty sure most NFL coaches are idiots just as much as European football coaches are.

As for RJ, as I said you can go on naming players that are somewhat creative and some situations that require a teeny bit of creativity. However, my point is, American football is not a creativty or technique-based sport.

Anyway, I'll stop discussing American football vs. football now, as neither side will give up, I usually don't want to discuss it anyway as it is tedious and pointless and I'm oblivious to where I actually entered the discussion, on this point.

Also, for future reference, stop calling me babe. Makes me feel a bit queasy.

It's not a creativity based sport? Are you stoned? Not a technique based sport? crylaugh

Plays are drawn up, the coaches give each of their players a job to do. But the plays do not always work out as expected. Sometimes players have to improvise, adapt to the blitz, shit like that. High caliber players are expected to create opportunities, to think on their feet, to turn a 5 yard loss into a 20 yard gain. To rush in, spin past the O line (technique), and crush the QB. You didn't even watch the vid I posted before, did you?

Check out Eli Manning and Tyree here:

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Yeah, no creativity indeed 🙄 That play is the very epitome of creativity and technique.