Link vs. The River

VS.

Link from Legend of Zelda tries to ford The River from Oregon Trail.

This is Composite Link.

Can Link pull off what so many pioneers died trying to do, or will he too be crushed by Dysentery?

Link and his entire family dies.

Seriously NemeBro? 😬

Why would you make this spite?

Link is royally f*cked beyond all recognition.

yeah he's f*cked... What about Zora Link though?

Is Composite Link, so he has the mask, but even he cannot ford The River if you ask me. Nothing can.

Then all hope is lost 🙁

Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?

Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Would it be more fair if Link had the aid of all of Hyrule?

Though I honestly doubt the Goddesses themselves could ford The River.

Link would use the Triforce and wish the river away, only to discover that it cannot do such a feat and it shatters upon request.

They cannot. When the flooded the world, they used the water from the rive. And even then the river does not run out and it laughs at their feeble attempts.

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
Then all hope is lost 🙁

It seems The River has conquered another.

Link wears the giant mask and stores the river in his 4 bottles.

The River does not run dry.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The River does not run dry.

In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
In that case. Medallion of Ether. If it can't dry, it can freeze.

It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The River is stagnant.

It is not a mere physical quantity of water, it is a presence, an omnidimensional construct that has existed since before time immemorial.

Then Link either becomes Zora to make it a stalemate or he just drowns 🙁

With the aid of all of Hyrule then they make a human/Hylian bridge and he makes it half way.

He has to ford it. =l

I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.

What a sissy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I noticed ScreamPaste has not posted.

What a sissy.

^ Smelled tasty bait.