Link vs. The River

Started by MooCowofJustice6 pages
MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Horses are not immortal, my friend. At least not any of the ones in Oregon Trail.

NemeBro Senior Member

Neither or moocows, the lowest of farm animals.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Ah, but I, the MooCow of Justice, servant of JUSTICE!, live for an extraordinarily long amount of time.

linkownsyousobs Pravus

unless shot... *snipes from a distance*

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

We Heralds of JUSTICE! are Multiversal level warriors. The powers of each person the light is gifted to differ greatly, but all are mighty.

Bill Cosby's is legit. The one we gave it to comes from the universe where Puddin' Pops are the ultimate power source, and he demonstrates complete control of them. The things he can do with his powers, it's amazing.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

The only reason the River let MooCow live is because it's lactose intolerant. It knew what would happen if it engulfed that bovine into its waters so it let that injustical farm animal go

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
We Heralds of JUSTICE! are Multiversal level warriors. The powers of each person the light is gifted to differ greatly, but all are mighty.

Bill Cosby's is legit. The one we gave it to comes from the universe where Puddin' Pops are the ultimate power source, and he demonstrates complete control of them. The things he can do with his powers, it's amazing.

RAGE is moar powerful

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Untrue. I do battle with RAGE on a daily basis. It has many soldiers, but no warriors.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Untrue. I do battle with RAGE on a daily basis. It has many soldiers, but no warriors.

Silly man.

RAGE can only be beat by Love and Friendship.

RAGE has plenty of warriors.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven.

I NemeBro, am the Demon God Emperor of KMC, and RAGE by default, KMC being the most focused concentration of RAGE in existence.

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Love and Friendship are subsets of JUSTICE!.

Name seven.

Wrong.

Love and Friendship > JUSTICE

NemeBro, Dark Kahn, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Chris Benoit, Adolf Hitler, Kratos

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Pretty sure all of those are dead, except Neme.

And yes, RAGE can die. Everything can.

NemeBro Senior Member

Why was Hulk not mentioned?

Or Red Hulk? 🙂

TheAuraAngel Hegemon
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Name seven.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rage_%28move%29#Learnset

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Pretty sure all of those are dead, except Neme.

And yes, RAGE can die. Everything can.

Chris Redfield is not dead.

They are dead because they could not control the omnipotent power of RAGE. Even Chris Redfield's tiny bit of RAGE nearly caused him to go an hero.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Rage is different from RAGE. Just as Justice and JUSTICE are different from JUSTICE!.

Chris Redfield is weak.

FinalAnswer Flower

k.

He'd kick Captain America's ass

NemeBro Senior Member

Your ass is weak.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Marvel's Captain America or the Herald of JUSTICE! Captain America? Because he would only beat Marvel's.