Link vs. The River

i said link

I see that.

so link wins

No he doesn't, you're wrong.

Based solely on your opinion he does? 😐 Outside the hilarious memetic river's notoriety for murdering entire families, I think Link does too, but you're /kinda/ missing the point of this thread.

You cannot just say one wins and then they do.

There are only two absolutes in this world, nothing can ford The River, and NOTHING can kill The Grimmace.

I crossed this damn river. How many times must I say this?

This River can be conquered, and Link will do it.

What the **** is the Grimmace?

Stop lying Moo.

The Grimmace is the retarded friend of Ronald McDonald, and the most powerful sentient being in existence.