Twilight Vampires run the Star Wars gauntlet

All of the Twilight Vampires that are named in Twilight run the gauntlet.

They get full rest and recovery of their members as well as 30 minutes prep time after each round.

Battles take place in the Jedi Temple from Star Wars.

1. 10 battle droids
2. 10 clone troopers
3. A Jedi Knight
4. A Jedi Master
5. 20 arc troopers
6. 5 AT-TEs
7. 2 AT-ATs
8. The ROTS Jedi Council
9. An Imperial star destroyer
10. The Jedi Order

How far do they get?

In my opinion it would depend on how many vampires are shown/named in Twilight (some of the Twilight fans here would probably know a rought estimate). If we were to use the Vampires included in the "Twilight versus Star Wars..." thread, then they would probably stop somewhere between 3 and 7.

If they get past 4, they get to 7. Dunno how they stop AT-AT's.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If they get past 4, they get to 7. Dunno how they stop AT-AT's.

"If" they get past 4? IF?

Right, over 10 vampires couldn't kill one Jedi.

How the hell would they destroy a star destroyer btw?

Whatever. I don't see them stopping an ATAT. Agreed on the Star Destroyer.

I don't see the slow moving AT-AT being able to hit almost every vampire in any franchise, much less one of the fastest and most durable of any vampire-type in vampire movie history.

I don't see any problem with anything listed, for the twilight vampires to have problems with...especially since it's all of them.

The Star Destroyer will take the longest, though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whatever. I don't see them stopping an ATAT. Agreed on the Star Destroyer.

You don't see them, them as in the entirety of twilight vampires, stopping TWO humans in a slow movie, slow aiming machine, huh? 😬

All TwiVamps shown and named in the series? That's roughly 150 vamps.

RAPESTOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, you should put a cap on the number of vamps, otherwise, Star Wars is getting murdered.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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I don't see any problem with anything listed, for the twilight vampires to have problems with...especially since it's all of them.

The Star Destroyer will take the longest, though.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't see the slow moving AT-AT being able to hit almost every vampire in any franchise, much less one of the fastest and most durable of any vampire-type in vampire movie history.

I don't see any problem with anything listed, for the twilight vampires to have problems with...especially since it's all of them.

The Star Destroyer will take the longest, though.

You don't see them, them as in the entirety of twilight vampires, stopping TWO humans in a slow movie, slow aiming machine, huh? 😬

I generally try and be nice to people when the other person is nice to me, but this is ridiculous. Are you joking or do you actually think that a bunch of Twilight vampires can take down a star destroyer? Or the entire Jedi Order?

Twilight vampires vs star destroyers:

Star destroyers fire turbolasers, Twilight vampires die.

Twilight vampires vs Jedi Order:

Jedi mass Force TK vampires, Force pull the vampires and impale them, or simply charge the vampires and overwhelm them.

Also, you don't seem to know much about an AT-AT from SW. They have a range of about 17 kilometers and are extremely durable. Although I can see the vampires with prep time devising a plan to sabotage an AT-AT, that's only if they get close, and even then I don't see how they could get past an AT-AT, especially with another one possibly staying further back and covering the other AT-AT.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't see the slow moving AT-AT being able to hit almost every vampire in any franchise, much less one of the fastest and most durable of any vampire-type in vampire movie history.

I don't see any problem with anything listed, for the twilight vampires to have problems with...especially since it's all of them.

The Star Destroyer will take the longest, though.

You don't see them, them as in the entirety of twilight vampires, stopping TWO humans in a slow movie, slow aiming machine, huh? 😬

I don't see the twivamps being able to DESTROY an ATAT, better?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They're not the fastest, dude. This has been proven.

Prove that another vampire can run at 9000 Mph, please.

😐

And I never said "THE fastest". Check my post again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I don't see the twivamps being able to DESTROY an ATAT, better?

In a straight line, they are absurdly fast. There's no way an ATAT could even hope to aim properly to hit one.

And this is the entirety of the vampire cast from the movies. It's just absurd to go against those unless you have some sort of anti-vampire power like...get this....Bella's shield.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
I generally try and be nice to people when the other person is nice to me, but this is ridiculous. Are you joking or do you actually think that a bunch of Twilight vampires can take down a star destroyer? Or the entire Jedi Order?

I really do.

It's not that what I'm saying is absurd, it's just that you don't know jack shit about twilight vampires.

Twilight vampires vs star destroyers:

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Star destroyers fire turbolasers, Twilight vampires die.

Twilight vampires wouldn't be able to fight a Star Destroyer from space. I assumed they'd be inside and have to take on the entirety of a fully-staffed Star Destroyer. 🙂

Unless you're suggesting that a Twilight vampire some how fight an armed and fully operational Star Destroyer from out ****in' space, which is just ridiculous. If that's what you're suggesting, then it should be removed from the list.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Twilight vampires vs Jedi Order:

Jedi mass Force TK vampires, Force pull the vampires and impale them, or simply charge the vampires and overwhelm them.

Also, you don't seem to know much about an AT-AT from SW. They have a range of about 17 kilometers and are extremely durable. Although I can see the vampires with prep time devising a plan to sabotage an AT-AT, that's only if they get close, and even then I don't see how they could get past an AT-AT, especially with another one possibly staying further back and covering the other AT-AT.

None of that would apply to the twivamps as none of those techniques would work.

It's your fault for making it all of twilight vampires versus your gauntlet, not mine.

Originally posted by ares834
hysterical

I know. It's quite funny that these threads continue to get spammed when they already determined an outcome based on not knowing anything about Twilight. If only everyone understood as easily as you did. (Yes, I am being a smartass.)

Even in a fight inside a star destroyer the crew would activate Ray shields to trap the vampires.

And you haven't explained how the vampires actually damage an AT AT.

And you have not shown how the vampires would have any defense against the Force. I disproved them all in that thread. If you think that they can get past the Jedi Order then respond to the arguments that you might not have gotten to respond to.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Prove that another vampire can run at 9000 Mph, please.

😐

And I never said "THE fastest". Check my post again.

In a straight line, they are absurdly fast. There's no way an ATAT could even hope to aim properly to hit one.

And this is the entirety of the vampire cast from the movies. It's just absurd to go against those unless you have some sort of anti-vampire power like...get this....Bella's shield.

K......You in no way answered what I asked....

What's this shit about them running at 9000 miles per hour?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
What's this shit about them running at 9000 miles per hour?

Where is this horrible misconception originating from, featwise? Did some vampire run across the country in two seconds or something?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Where is this horrible misconception originating from, featwise? Did some vampire run across the country in two seconds or something?

Oh god. "Figures".

Silly internet people and their mathematics.

Exactly. They never account for only so much time being in a movie.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Even in a fight inside a star destroyer the crew would activate Ray shields to trap the vampires.

And you haven't explained how the vampires actually damage an AT AT.

And you have not shown how the vampires would have any defense against the Force. I disproved them all in that thread. If you think that they can get past the Jedi Order then respond to the arguments that you might not have gotten to respond to.

Ray shields are not inside the Star Drestroyer, in the movies. They guarded the vent. 😐

You don't understand that a Vampire doesn't have to damage the ATAT at all.

And I have shown but you and everyone ignored how a force user is useless against a vamp. Placidity further showed why all of you have fanboy blinders on. None of you can stand the fact that some 13-year-old girls fantasy characters could beat your 13-year-old boy fantasy characters. It's like, detrimental to your ego.

And, I will not respond to the Jedi Order bla bla. It's already been destroyed, thoroughly. I am not going to rehash lame arguments that are done.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Oh god. "Figures".

Silly internet people and their mathematics.

Edward ran from Forks to Phoenix in about 10 minutes.

James had a similar feat because he retraced his steps, after being lured by Rosalie and co, back to Forks, and then to Phoenix, so quickly, that he beat the jet Bella was on.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Exactly. They never account for only so much time being in a movie.

What are you on about? Now, it's obvious that you're just ignorantly twi-hating. You could at least try to make it less obvious.