Gladiator & WWH vs THANOS

Started by BattleMage7 pages

Gladiator & WWH vs THANOS

Hulk comes in this one at 500 tons and getting madder by the second, & Glads confidence is through the roof! Can the team take a majority? I say team gets 6/10

So it's not just h2h? Thanos stomps

Originally posted by iceman24567
So it's not just h2h? Thanos stomps
Really? So you think that if it was just h2h the team would then be able to get a majority?

Re: Gladiator & WWH vs THANOS

Originally posted by BattleMage
Hulk comes in this one at 500 tons and getting madder by the second, & Glads confidence is through the roof! Can the team take a majority? I say team gets 6/10
so hulk is far weaker than he should be?

Thanos BONKS their heads together for the quick win.

^Glads is stronger than Thanos and much faster. So no head bonking will be available.

Originally posted by h1a8
^Glads is stronger than Thanos and much faster. So no head bonking will be available.

Originally posted by h1a8
^Glads is stronger than Thanos and much faster. So no head bonking will be available.
Thanos still one shots him 😬

Hulk could lift 500 tons in his sleep.

The 100 tons thing is a complete fail misnomer by Marvel.

In fact, Spidey can lift 100 tons with some strain. By the definition of the qualifications necessary to be in 100 tons class, Spidey would technically qualify. 😂

That's why I prefer DC's more straightforward classifcation method: hey, how do you fare against Supes?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hulk could lift 500 tons in his sleep.

The 100 tons thing is a complete fail misnomer by Marvel.

In fact, Spidey can lift 100 tons with some strain. By the definition of the qualifications necessary to be in 100 tons class, Spidey would technically qualify. 😂

That's why I prefer DC's more straightforward classifcation method: hey, how do you fare against Supes?

Do you read comics?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Do you read comics?

Did you understand a single bit of what I posted?

'100 tonners' aren't actually 100 tonners. They are more like 100,000 tonners. At least.

Spiderman has lifted things whose actual weight would be around 100 tons. Obviously he's not a class 100 guy, although by the simple description of the 100 ton class, he would technically qualify.

Thus, Marvel's strength classification is a complete failure in living up to its basic description.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Did you understand a single bit of what I posted?

'100 tonners' aren't actually 100 tonners. They are more like 100,000 tonners. At least.

Spiderman has lifted things whose actual weight would be around 100 tons. Obviously he's not a class 100 guy, although by the simple description of the 100 ton class, he would technically qualify.

Thus, Marvel's strength classification is a complete failure in living up to its basic description.

The handbooks are jokes anyways and Spiderman isn't portrayed as lifting 100 tons it's a few feats artists threw up with nerds applying weight to with their calculators like I have seen numerous zelda fans do with zelda games.

haha

but he's right about the strength thing, 100 tons is routine lifting not one time with all your might as spidey may have done when lifting this huge metal scaffolding off his back. spidey can do 10-15 tons routinely

wonderman stopped a printing press from crushing down on someone for a while, the tonnage was 50,000 psi or some shit like that.

on the other hand you have a not pissed at all banner-hulk bracing that inner cavity of a mountain that was 150,000,000,000 tons.

both characters can military press 100 tons routinely thus class 100+, but they are not peers when it gets serious.

it's a bell-curve system

Originally posted by quanchi112
The handbooks are jokes anyways

That's my point. Marvel's classifcation system is flawed as hell.


and Spiderman isn't portrayed as lifting 100 tons it's a few feats artists threw up with nerds applying weight to with their calculators like I have seen numerous zelda fans do with zelda games.

No. It's a simple matter of knowing or referencing the weight of things he's lifted. 100 ton objects are not particularly big. Moderate sized boulders weigh that much. Tanks can weigh that much, often more. Spiderman has thrown around tanks and such.

Hulk coming in at 500 tons means he would be weaker than he's ever been in his life, if taken by its literal meaning. (which I'm just doing for giggles, I know what the TS actually means.)

Originally posted by CosmicComet
That's my point. Marvel's classifcation system is flawed as hell.

👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
The handbooks are jokes anyways and Spiderman isn't portrayed as lifting 100 tons it's a few feats artists threw up with nerds applying weight to with their calculators like I have seen numerous zelda fans do with zelda games.
👆 damn nerds

Originally posted by CosmicComet
That's my point. Marvel's classifcation system is flawed as hell.

No. It's a simple matter of knowing or referencing the weight of things he's lifted. 100 ton objects are not particularly big. Moderate sized boulders weigh that much. Tanks can weigh that much, often more. Spiderman has thrown around tanks and such.

Hulk coming in at 500 tons means he would be weaker than he's ever been in his life, if taken by its literal meaning. (which I'm just doing for giggles, I know what the TS actually means.)

Again, most writers don't even know what the artists drawings realistically weigh and people like you trying to assign real numbers to it is hilarious.

You won't ever get how most of these feats are actually thought up and will contiue to feat it up with video games and comics despite common sense screaming in your face.

We argue how these characters are commonly portrayed and here's a writer explaining how the real world works.

Kurt Busiek--hey don't even make sense half the time -- if a stat in the Handbook says that Character A can lift 120 tons, most artists don't know what 120 tons looks like, and they don't go and check whether a particular airplane or tank or whatever is within the character's stated limits; they just figure that means "wicked strong" and draw what looks to them appropriately "wicked."

I think that system works better than assigning numbers -- all that happens when you do that is that someone says Spider-Man can lift 40 tons (or whatever) because of that humongous machine he lifted once with incredible effort, and then bang, all of a sudden it's his standard strength, and fans who use to see Spider-Man go up against three guys with lead pipes and think it was an okay fight are going, "No way! He can lift 40 tons! That means he can juggle Buicks!"

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
👆 damn nerds
You have no idea how far nerds will go to prove what something weighs without any real proof and they actually believe they are right. It's hysterical.

Still say team

Originally posted by BattleMage
Still say team
Based on which Thanos loss?