Scorpion King vs Riddick

Riddick has bn captured and ejected from space to a desert planet to do his time.

the escape hatch opens and out steps riddick.. he puts on his shades and looks around the hot sun..

he sees an opening in the ground and underground cave and heads in..

he wanders lost and see the hieroglyphs on the wall but cant make sense of it..

he reaches two giant doors that swing open.. he steps in and hears small rumbling of something approaching heading toward... the scorpion king crashes in and stares at riddick thinking he has bn challenged.

Riddick: hmm.. didnt see that coming. okay ugly time to say good night( pulls his knifes out). lets dance..( takes off his shades).

Riddick kills him in his sleep.

doubt the sleeping part.

Scorpion King gives him the "the people's eye" then proceeds to lose

Riddick gets his dick wet.

is that a good thing? 😕

Never heard of that?

yes. but not in the context you are using it in a forum fight.

Fine.

Riddick kicks the shit outta him.

Better?

Actually, with no CIS for the sake of plot...the Scorpion King would rip Riddick in half.

No. He wouldn't. Watch Dark Fury.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. He wouldn't. Watch Dark Fury.

I haven't watched Dark Fury. I'm going by what I've seen in Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick. If not for outside interference, the Lord Marshal would've killed Riddick.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
I haven't watched Dark Fury. I'm going by what I've seen in Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick. If not for outside interference, the Lord Marshal would've killed Riddick.

Dark Fury is canon here, Riddick's high end feats in it rape the Scorpion King.

I'll find the vid.

Here, the entire movie:

YouTube video

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It's not in English, but you can see how badass Riddick is still.

can we stick to the life action riddick

Nope. OP did not specify. Impediment judged long ago that Dark Fury Riddick is canon here, deal with it, and it's too late to change now.

Originally posted by King Castle
can we stick to the life action riddick

RJ can't bear having Riddick lose, so he pulls out this Dark Fury nonsense when he can't properly debate a win for Riddick as he's seen in the live films, which would functionally be a different character than the highly stylized anime.

It's like Yoda in the animation, he ****ing moved a mountain without breaking a sweat, but in the film, almost blew out a couple hemmrhoids lifting an X-Wing.

Lemme get this straight, Riddick get's killed by a ghey ass elf, but rapestomps a giant scorpion-man? gtfo.

Uh, no, Riddick would rape them both. Quite violently too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, no, Riddick would rape them both. Quite violently too.