Scorpion King vs Riddick

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dark Fury Riddick's screen feats show he is fast enough to avoid getting pinched. SK reaches for him, Riddick lops it off. He reaches again, Riddick lops it off. Shower, rinse, repeat, and the SK is Boxing Helena.

LoL, dude, your Riddick fanboyism is funny.

1) Those knives are small, even considering they can actually cut into the hard exoskeleton (which is doubtful), they're not chopping the claws off. Small knife, is not a sword.

2) SK can only be killed by that magical spear

So, what's Riddick to do, kid?

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, dude, your Riddick fanboyism is funny.

Sure it is, Rob, sure it is.

1) Those knives are small, even considering they can actually cut into the hard exoskeleton (which is doubtful), they're not chopping the claws off. Small knife, is not a sword.

Oh yeah? Behold:

Both set of knives have blades that are at least 12 inches long. Yeah, small indeed 🙄

The second knife cut right through Necromonger armor, which is far more durable than an exoskeleton. Besides, SK's wrist joint is not as durable as the pincher. Riddick's knives>>>>>SK's wrist. Lops it right off ✅

Sooooooo....You feel stupid yet?

2) SK can only be killed by that magical spear

With a few deft slices from Riddicks knives. ✅ You know, the ones with the BIG ASS blades, the ones that cut right through Necromonger armor ✅

So, what's Riddick to do, kid?

Well....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riddick was fast enough to avoid automatic gunfire from a shitload of mercs, fast enough to avoid the tentacles of those two creatures. SK isn't touching him.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

See how that works?

SK is just another beast waiting to be served up by Riddick, Furyan style.

C'mon, Rob, try harder, you're better than this.

If Brandon Frasier can duck and dodge the scorpion king, Riddick sure as hell can do way more than that.

Originally posted by omgchos
If Brandon Frasier can duck and dodge the scorpion king, Riddick sure as hell can do way more than that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure it is, Rob, sure it is.

Oh yeah? Behold:

Both set of knives have blades that are at least 12 inches long. Yeah, small indeed 🙄

The second knife cut right through Necromonger armor, which is far more durable than an exoskeleton. Besides, SK's wrist joint is not as durable as the pincher. Riddick's knives>>>>>SK's wrist. Lops it right off ✅

Sooooooo....You feel stupid yet?

But he can be reduced to this:

With a few deft slices from Riddicks knives. ✅ You know, the ones with the BIG ASS blades, the ones that cut right through Necromonger armor ✅

Well....

SK is just another beast waiting to be served up by Riddick, Furyan style.

C'mon, Rob, try harder, you're better than this.

Fail.

12" blade is a short sword, those knives were shorter than that. Look at the film, not some knock-offs made in China and sold on eBay.

The Scorpion King was giant-sized, even his human parts, so he's a lot thicker. Look at the final fight scene. Also, his limbs are covered with his scorpion carapace, not like cutting through human skin.

So, I ask again, what's Riddick to do? He can only dodge and make little slashes for so long.

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIlMeDsvrg
Shows a nice side-view of the SK and of his mass, little knives aren't cutting off a bunch of limbs, son. Try harder.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fail.

12" blade is a short sword, those knives were shorter than that. Look at the film, not some knock-offs made in China and sold on eBay.

The Scorpion King was giant-sized, even his human parts, so he's a lot thicker. Look at the final fight scene. Also, his limbs are covered with his scorpion carapace, not like cutting through human skin.

So, I ask again, what's Riddick to do? He can only dodge and make little slashes for so long.

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIlMeDsvrg
Shows a nice side-view of the SK and of his mass, little knives aren't cutting off a bunch of limbs, son. Try harder.

Just did, SK is done here, man. Riddick'll lop his pinchers off one by one. He's just too damn fast. With his strength, and with the blade that cut clean through Necro armor (which you keep ignoring: Necro armor>>>Scorpion carapace, Necro armor >>>>>SK's forehead FTW), and as chos pointed out, if O'Connell can duck and dodge SK's attacks, Riddick can do the same and much much more, yeah.....

SK never touches Riddick. Let's go over it again:

Riddick avoided automatic gunfire from halfa dozen mercs....

O'Connell ducked and dodged SK's pinchers.....

Riddick is far faster than O'Connell......

Riddick's blades cut clean through Necro armor......

Riddick: Too fast for SK to tag. Possesses blades that can lop off his pinchers.

See the pattern? I got all the evidence in the world that points to a Riddick victory, babe. What you got? Nuttin.

He was able to stab (eg punch a hole) through the Necromonger, I don't recall him "slicing through" or lopping off anything like what the Scorpion King is bringing, also, what makes Necromonger armor so tough? For all we know, Scorpion King's carapace is tougher.

No, you've got rampant Riddick fanboyism; that's the pattern. I've acknowledged Riddick's speed and other powers, still doesn't mean he's killing the SK with a couple little knives. He'd need the spear; doesn't have it. Sorry.

Originally posted by Robtard
He was able to stab (eg punch a hole) through the Necromonger, I don't recall him "slicing through" or lopping off anything like what the Scorpion King is bringing, also, what makes Necromonger armor so tough? For all we know, Scorpion King's carapace is tougher.

No, you've got rampant Riddick fanboyism; that's the pattern. I've acknowledged Riddick's speed and other powers, still doesn't mean he's killing the SK with a couple little knives. He'd need the spear; doesn't have it. Sorry.

Rob, Necro armor is tougher than SK's carapace. It's metal, man. Even if they are on the same level, Riddick stabbed through the axe wielder multiple times with ease.

If Riddick is fast enough to dodge all SK's attacks (he is), and can cut through metal/steel/whatever necro armor (He did, many times), SK is gonna be a multiple amputee.

Now....As I said before....If you can show me a way SK, while rolling around on the floor like a crippled doodlebug, kills Riddick, I am all ears.

Just because you saw so, I guess, good argument. Correct, he was able to punch a hole into, not "slice through" or "slice off".

So Riddick stabs the SK a few times with a non-magical weapon that killed kill him. Then what? More stabbing?

No, Rob. Slicing. SK's pinchers are tough as hell, Riddick'll have a helluva time trying to "stab" through one of them, but the joint is flexible, meaning it is more likely than not flesh and bone, or at the very least not near as hard as his carapace, and easily "sliced" off by Riddick's blades.

If Riddick is fast enough to dodge (he is, easily) and can lop off a pincher every time SK attacks, sooner or later SK is gonna be limbless. What then? Breathe on him?

i'll take SK ftw.. rub tart makes some really good points his arguments has swain me to his side.

Points that have been buried time and time again ✅

yeh, i heard some of them.... riddick's knives are going to hit every joint and leave SK an amputee... 🙄 all while dodging and fighting and countering. 😂

Nah, just the wrist joints. cuz Riddick has shown time and time again that he gets surgical when he has a blade in his hand.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, Rob. Slicing. SK's pinchers are tough as hell, Riddick'll have a helluva time trying to "stab" through one of them, but the joint is flexible, meaning it is more likely than not flesh and bone, or at the very least not near as hard as his carapace, and easily "sliced" off by Riddick's blades.

If Riddick is fast enough to dodge (he is, easily) and can lop off a pincher every time SK attacks, sooner or later SK is gonna be limbless. What then? Breathe on him?

LoL, so Riddick's going to be jumping around and getting close enough to land these uber-precise "limb chopping" attacks with a small knife while simultaneously avoiding everything the Scorpion King is attacking him with.

What then you say? Nothing, clear Riddick fanboyism FTW, son.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, so Riddick's going to be jumping around and getting close enough to land these uber-precise "limb chopping" attacks with a small knife while simultaneously avoiding everything the Scorpion King is attacking him with.

What then you say? Nothing, clear Riddick fanboyism FTW, son.

And again, he evaded autofire from a shitload of mercs. Wait, I already said that.

If O'Connell can dodge SK's attacks, Riddick can do the same in his sleep. Wait, chos and I already said that.

12 inch blades are not small, babe. "Blades", plural, one in each hand, more on him.

In the end, SK is just another dead animal crushed under Riddick's boot heel.

Originally posted by King Castle
yeh, i heard some of them.... riddick's knives are going to hit every joint and leave SK an amputee... 🙄 all while dodging and fighting and countering. 😂

It's just so awesome, isn't it?

Originally posted by Robtard
It's just so awesome, isn't it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
✅ Almost as awesome as the taste of McClane's nut cheese, yeah?

Some irrelevant "McClane" comeback, your only defense.

Originally posted by Robtard
Some irrelevant "McClane" comeback, your only defense.

There is no defense, it's all offense. Observe:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, he doesn't have to "get close enough", Riddick'll make SK come to him. Riddick'll dodge each attack, quite easily in fact, and lop off a pincher each time. It's right there in the Dark Fury vids, his speed is more than enough when fighting those two squid aliens. They tried many times, at the same time, together, to tag him. Epic fail. He dodged, he attacked, he killed them.

And again, he evaded autofire from a shitload of mercs. Wait, I already said that.

If O'Connell can dodge SK's attacks, Riddick can do the same in his sleep. Wait, chos and I already said that.

12 inch blades are not small, babe. "Blades", plural, one in each hand, more on him.

In the end, SK is just another dead animal crushed under Riddick's boot heel.

It's Beautiful!!!

And far more relevant than your last line of defense:

Originally posted by Robtard
clear Riddick fanboyism FTW, son.

It's OK, Rob, I know.....I know......It's all good.