Scorpion King vs Riddick

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ can't bear having Riddick lose, so he pulls out this Dark Fury nonsense when he can't properly debate a win for Riddick as he's seen in the live films, which would functionally be a different character than the highly stylized anime.

It's like Yoda in the animation, he ****ing moved a mountain without breaking a sweat, but in the film, almost blew out a couple hemmrhoids lifting an X-Wing.

Tell me this, how did the Scorpion King meet his demise?

Originally posted by marwash22
Lemme get this straight, Riddick get's killed by a ghey ass elf, but rapestomps a giant scorpion-man? gtfo.

That "ghey ass" elf took down a giant war elephant loaded with warriors. Among many other feats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjkfZ3q8tE

by a magic spear

Originally posted by marwash22
i could have sworn you said Legolas would kill Riddick.

Read what I said again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here we go, you guys ready for this?

Dark Fury.

But yeah, if we use live action Riddick only, he takes an arrow to the face.

The question is...would Riddick have won that fight in Dark Fury had the lights not went out?

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
The question is...would Riddick have won that fight in Dark Fury had the lights not went out?

Either way, he just dons his goggles and it's all the same.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aaaahahahaahaa you silly bastard, that's shit and you know it. Either version could beat the Scorpion King, screen feats, babe.

Tell me this, how did the Scorpion King meet his demise?

Kills the Scorpion King how?

SK was killed by the one weapon that could kill him, that spear (forget the name) he was also spitting his focus fighting two different enemies. Riddick is alone here and with just a little knife.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kills the Scorpion King how?

SK was killed by the one weapon that could kill him, that spear (forget the name) he was also spitting his focus fighting two different enemies. Riddick is alone here and with just a little knife.

You're forgetting that Riddick broke the neck of one of the raptors with his bare hands.

Can the Scorpion King see in the dark?

who said anything about the dark?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yep, more easily, because I think the creatures he fought could only see in the dark.

Either way, he just dons his goggles and it's all the same.

No, I mean that guy in the video that you just posted. He was getting the better of Riddick before the lights went out...and after that..Riddick stabbed him in the eye.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
No, I mean that guy in the video that you just posted. He was getting the better of Riddick before the lights went out...and after that..Riddick stabbed him in the eye.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're forgetting that Riddick broke the neck of one of the raptors with his bare hands.

Can the Scorpion King see in the dark?

Willing to beat a God-cursed magical being that can only be killed by a specific magical spear is tougher than an alien bird-thing. Even if Riddick jumps on his back, SK is grabbing him and it's pincher-pincher time.

Don't know, lucky for him, his lair is lite-up by massive pyres.

Originally posted by marwash22
who said anything about the dark?

In the Scorpion King movie...he could see in a dark cave to take out Memnon's men...he also was able to see in the sandstorm outside.

Originally posted by Robtard
Willing to beat a God-cursed magical being that can only be killed by a specific magical spear is tougher than an alien bird-thing. Even if Riddick jumps on his back, SK is grabbing him and it's pincher-pincher time.

Don't know, lucky for him, his lair is lite-up by massive pyres.

Dark Fury Riddick's screen feats show he is fast enough to avoid getting pinched. SK reaches for him, Riddick lops it off. He reaches again, Riddick lops it off. Shower, rinse, repeat, and the SK is Boxing Helena.

Originally posted by Robtard
it's pincher-pincher time.

I wonder what would happen if Akasha, Vader and Riddick all teamed up... i bet RJ would cream himself.

Originally posted by marwash22
I wonder what would happen if Akasha, Vader and Riddick all teamed up... i bet RJ would cream himself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dark Fury Riddick's screen feats show he is fast enough to avoid getting pinched. SK reaches for him, Riddick lops it off. He reaches again, Riddick lops it off. Shower, rinse, repeat, and the SK is Boxing Helena.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ssssssshhhh, pipe down, pay attention:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dark Fury Riddick's screen feats show he is fast enough to avoid getting pinched. SK reaches for him, Riddick lops it off. He reaches again, Riddick lops it off. Shower, rinse, repeat, and the SK is Boxing Helena.

Originally posted by Robtard
it's pincher-pincher time.

Riddick was fast enough to avoid automatic gunfire from a shitload of mercs, fast enough to avoid the tentacles of those two creatures. SK isn't touching him.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

See how that works?

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riddick was fast enough to avoid automatic gunfire from a shitload of mercs, fast enough to avoid the tentacles of those two creatures. SK isn't touching him.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

SK reaches, loses a limb.

See how that works?

Originally posted by Robtard
it's pincher-pincher time.