Blade vs Hit Girl

Started by Rogue Jedi13 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
It's impossible to dodge something that wouldn't have hit you to begin with. Just an FYI.
Mhm, but the first bullet was gonna hit her ✅

As for the second, listen to me, very closely. here's what happened.....Bad guy fires gun, HG sees the bullet, she moves her head to the left just as the bullet passes. This shows that she has bullet timing skills. Where the round struck is of no importance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, but the first bullet was gonna hit her ✅

As for the second, listen to me, very closely. here's what happened.....Bad guy fires gun, HG sees the bullet, she moves her head to the left just as the bullet passes. This shows that she has bullet timing skills. Where the round struck is of no importance.

again birds eye view impossible to tell unless you have that shot at another angle ❌

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, but the first bullet was gonna hit her ✅

As for the second, listen to me, very closely. here's what happened.....Bad guy fires gun, HG sees the bullet, she moves her head to the left just as the bullet passes. This shows that she has bullet timing skills. Where the round struck is of no importance.

K. I was responding to your previous statement that she somehow dodged something that wasn't going to hit her to begin with. Which would be impossible.

Originally posted by Omega Spawn
again birds eye view impossible to tell unless you have that shot at another angle ❌
Originally posted by Omega Spawn
again birds eye view impossible to tell unless you have that shot at another angle ❌

Man fires gun. HG sees bullet approaching. HG moves her head away from the bullet as it passes.

This is bullet timing.

The final destination of the bullet is of no importance. What is important is that she showed that she can see a bullet coming, then move out of the way as it nears.

It's not rocket science, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
K. I was responding to your previous statement that she somehow dodged something that wasn't going to hit her to begin with. Which would be impossible.
McClane pwns Riggs. Sometimes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Man fires gun. HG sees bullet approaching. HG moves her head away from the bullet as it passes.

This is bullet timing.

The final destination of the bullet is of no importance. What is important is that she showed that she can see a bullet coming, then move out of the way as it nears.

It's not rocket science, dude.

LMAO its funny you say its not rocket science but continually ignore the fact that him alone being a vampire secures his win

Originally posted by Omega Spawn
LMAO its funny you say its not rocket science but continually ignore the fact that him alone being a vampire secures his win

Not really. A bullet to the head will kill Blade just as easily as it will kill a mortal. Blade is tough as hell, heals faster than a mortal, but a killing blow is a killing blow. There is nothing in his movies that imply that he cannot be killed by a bullet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not really. A bullet to the head will kill Blade just as easily as it will kill a mortal. Blade is tough as hell, heals faster than a mortal, but a killing blow is a killing blow. There is nothing in his movies that imply that he cannot be killed by a bullet.
yea a HS may put him down but a leg shot will leave HG weeping and crying for big daddy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not really. A bullet to the head will kill Blade just as easily as it will kill a mortal. Blade is tough as hell, heals faster than a mortal, but a killing blow is a killing blow.

There is nothing in his movies that imply that he cannot be killed by a bullet.

Head shots aren't easy, especially hitting heads from people who have super-speed. Yet you ignore everything else and bank on Hit-Girl pulling this off before she gets dropped herself.

He's taken lots of damage and didn't die throughout the 3 films. EG being drained of most his blood. So maybe a bullet to the head will be enough.

Do the vampires from the Blade franchise die from a regular bullet to the head?

Originally posted by Omega Spawn
yea a HS may put him down but a leg shot will leave HG weeping and crying for big daddy
Indeed, but you gotta remember that she is a really small target, and.....you know.....bullet dodging.

Originally posted by Robtard
Head shots aren't easy, especially hitting heads from people who have super-speed. Yet you ignore everything else and bank on Hit-Girl pulling this off before she gets dropped herself.

He's taken lots of damage and didn't die throughout the 3 films. EG being drained of most his blood. So maybe a bullet to the head will be enough.

Do the vampires from the Blade franchise die from a regular bullet to the head?

Every vampire shot in Bladeverse was shot with silver from what I remember. The one scene where a vampire was shot with regular bullets, he was all like "Ow, that hurts!!!" But they were torso shots, not head shots. Now that I remember that, HG will definitely need a head shot here.

I literally watched all three Blade movies. I wrote down every feat he did in all three movies that are worth mentioning. With the time code so you can see EXACTLY when it happened. Blade did not just randomly spray bullets like you seem to so think. He did miss a couple times throughout the films though. But he was more than accurate for the most part with guns. There's nothing Hit Girl does to even suggest she stands a chance against the feats of Blade. And this is just in the movies. Lucky for you we're not talking comics.

Blade Feats In All 3 Movies

Time and feat.

Blade I

07:27 – Blade shoots shotgun (NOT WRECKLESSLY or randomally)
07:36 – Blade shoots vampire wielding ninja knives coming at him
08:02 – Blade goes Hand to hand against vampires
08:23 – Blade DODGES bullet fire from 2 Uzis and 1 handgun
08:27 – Blade proceeds to shoot gunmen in leg without missing
09:00 – Blade took out 10 vampires with melee weapons with his sword EFFORTLESSLY
09:19 – Blade throws his bladearang and destroys 3 vampires and the rang returns to him in less than 3 seconds.
10:20 – Uses incidinary bomb with success
*Note vampires in Bladeverse are damaged by fire, but don’t die instantly from it.*
14:05 – 2 Policemen shoot Blade in his body armor in the chest multiple times and it doesn’t phase him. Guns were .57 Magnums. After he cut off arm of vampire with sword.
15:30 – Blade JUMPS across from one building to another the distance between the two were the width of 2 streets. (NOTE I said width and not length). Oh and he plants the landing. Meaning he didn’t tuck and roll like a *****.
41:34 - *Note in bladevese the only way to kill a vampire with a silver hollowpoint bullet with garlic in it is to aim for the HEAD or HEART*
51:50 – Blades damage soak and hand to hand skills.
53:48 – Blade takes silver stake to chest
54:37 – Blade proceeds to avoid / dodge gun fire from machine guns and handguns. pulls stake out of shoulder / chest region effortlessly
57:00 – Blade grabs on to subway train while its moving fast while holding the doctor lady.
01:22:52 – Blade enters building on motorcycle then proceeds to shoot armed guards in body armor with machine gun.
01:24:16 – Blade faces 2 vampire ninjas with stun batons and kills them in hand 2 hand.
01:38:58 – Blade has his blood drained by slitting of his wrists. Still manages to live.
01:46:46 – Blade jumps down like 10 stories or something lands on his feet fine.
01:46:49 – Blade uses zipline to decapitate vampire from earlier while catching his shades afterwards!
01:47:00 – Blade takes on 10 vampires hand 2 hand. Defeats them all.
01:48:38 – Decon Frost’s chick CLEARLY DODGES SHOTGUN ROUNDS POINTBLANK IF SHE CAN DO IT I SEE NO REASON TO SPECULATE BLADE COULDN’T
01:49:00 – Blade still doing ONLY hand to hand defeating vampire ninjas and guards in body armor making his way to his sword.
01:49:30 – Blade engages in a sword fight with La Magra. While La Magra uses kendo, Blade uses one arm and still outclasses La Magra even cutting off his arm and torso at 01:50:17.
01:51:48 – Blade then DESTROYS La Magra with his blue viles of death. In like 2 seconds he throws 5 viles in La Magra roundhousing the sixth into his head.

Blade II Feats

05:21 – Blade enters stronghold where vampires are then shoots 2 instantly with his automatic pistol. Not missing.
05:30 – Blade jumps like 10 feet in the air while running.
06:30 – Blade jumps off of the building where vampires escaped from lands on his feet then shoots one bullet kills vampire instantly.
07:06 – Blade throws bladearang at vampires coming at him on motorcycles bladearang comes back. Blade then cuts one motorcycle down with baldearang in hand. Then while other is driving at him he jumps like 20 feet in air backflips on back of motorcycle then decapitates vampire with zipline at 07:52.
00:10:00 – Blade shows his melee weapon skills using a silver knife? Again against vampires who have melee weapons.
00:20:30 – Blade goes against the 2 members of the bloodpack (aka the special super duper elite vampires trained to kill Blade). He faces the girl with the two katanas and the guy while not even unsheathing his sword for the first 90 seconds of the fight. He then proceeds to fight the two to a standoff until the guy tells Blade they are there for “peace”
*NOTE* 00:34:43 – Scud tells Blade about the hand to hand cartridges called EDTA. One punch from one of them and Hit Girl would literally explode. Just sayin. Unless she’s magically Jared Nomack now.
00:44:46 – Blade fights Nomack for the first time leading off with a headshot.
00:52:31 – Fight resumes with Blade and Nomack they fight in hand to hand to a standstill.
00:54:24 – They then proceed to fight with weapons. Blade with the sword Nomack with a pipe with concrete at the end. Blade shows damage soak when he takes a shot to the head from the concrete thing.
01:05:46 – They make UV bombs. *Note* This is here because well in the dark which Hit Girl would be absolutely screwed if one of these went off while she was wearing NVGs.
01:13:59 – Blade throws UV bomb and slices and dices with sword against Nomacks kind.
01:16:37 – Blade destroys like 30 with a UV bomb.
01:18:22 – Blade manages to kill all of Nomacks vampires in the sewer with the bomb, while holding them off with his guns until it goes off. By guns im referring to his two automatic pistols.
01:24:53 – Blade shows damage soak. Shot in leg by Reinheart.
01:26:50 – Blade shows his intelligence and observational skills by knowing Scud was a familiar, and he also reprogrammed his dud bomb into a real one.
01:27:00 – Blade shows damage soak hit by like 15 stun batons.
01:27:45 –Blade shows damage soak by having his blood drained (once again) spikes going through most of his organs in his body.
01:30:00 – Blade shows his 6th sense? Or his sensing of people by knowing Nomack was at the facility to **** shit up while his blood was being drained.
01:34:25 – Reinheart shot Blade as he was falling from the ledge into the blood with a shotgun (*Damage soak*)
01:35:15 – Blade goes hand to hand against guards with stun batons and full body armor.
01:36:10 – Blade then proceeds to pick up a single stun baton and whoop the shit out of more guards in full body armor.
01:36:45 – Blade stops Reinhearts swinging of a sword at him with his BARE HANDS flips the sword in the air then slices him in HALF with one swing.
01:41:23 – Blade fights Nomack again for the final time. Starting with him stabbing Nomack through the chest with his sword after jumping down at him.
01:41:47 – Blade fights hand to hand against Nomack. Shows major damage soak. Example: Nomack swings his head THROUGH A CONCRETE COLUMN.
01:44:50 – Blade then stabs Nomack in the heart past his bone armor protecting it.

Blade III Feats

00:07:41 – Blade backflips over a car speeding back towards him. Then proceeds to shoot behind him WITHOUT looking killing the driver and passenger vampires.
00:07:57 – Blade pulls out his knife on a rope thing, then proceeds to slaughter vampires more impressively using the weapon than Hit Girl easily.
00:25:16 – Blade fights FBI tactical team which is in body armor with automatic weapons using hand to hand only.
00:36:47 – Blade roundhouses Triple H through a steel door (LoL)
00:53:11 – While they were talking about weaponry the modified rocket launcher / shotgun can shoot heat seeking mini rounds. Unless Hit Girl is of course Mr Freeze I don’t see her avoiding that. Oh and then there’s the UV Arc which is half as hot as the sun. So it’s kind of like a lightsaber, just not nearly as cool.
01:00:14 – Blade shows his chasing skills, and jumping feats yet again.
01:36:08 – Blade roundhouses Triple H through another steel door (lol again)
01:36:20 – Blade hand to hand against guards in body armor.
01:38:30 – Blade continues to one shot vampires in the heart with his pistol. Then uses throwing knives. (Once again he does not miss)
01:39:12 – Blade throws his bladearang up 2 flights of stairs that turn jumping on the second level while the bladearang is killing vampires as its flying then catching it. He killed 6 or 7 vampires.
01:42:07 – Blade faces off against Drake finally in a sword fight. Drake uses kendo Blade sticks with one arm.
01:44:25 – The way blade dodges the sword from Drake is just as if not more impressive than when Hit Girl dodged the bullet from the handgun.
01:45:59 – Blade fought on par with Drake with the sword until they both lost them.
01:46:10 – Blade shows damage soak when Drake turns into his real form.
01:48:15 – Blade proceeds to stab the shit out of Drake with the arrow that Whistler shot and Drake caught. Blade wins fatality.

Hit Girl is outclassed in every aspect of feats there is possible. Simple as that.

Blade never dodged bullets. I know the movies inside and backwards. If you think he did, post a youtube clip and I'll eat my words IF it was bullet dodging.

I have acknowledged that Blade is stronger and would pwn her h2h, and probably with swords.

And some of the weaponry you listed (the bow and the big ass shotgun), those were gear of Whistler and Hannibal, not Blade.

I don't need to post any youtube video. I posted the time code of each feat. Stop being a lazy shit, and put the DVD in yourself. And the fact that you just said probably swords shows that you just don't know how to admit you're wrong.

Originally posted by Kaibs
I don't need to post any youtube video. I posted the time code of each feat. Stop being a lazy shit, and put the DVD in yourself. And the fact that you just said probably swords shows that you just don't know how to admit you're wrong.
No, see, I know the scenes you are taking about. Blade didn't dodge bullets in those scenes, end of story.

See, what we have here is the old "what is bullet dodging" argument. It has been debated over and over again.

Tell you what, name a few movie characters who you think are bullet dodgers, here's a few who I think are:

Neo
Smith
DD
HG
YuLaw
Drake
Frost

Off the top of my head.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Every vampire shot in Bladeverse was shot with silver from what I remember. The one scene where a vampire was shot with regular bullets, he was all like "Ow, that hurts!!!" But they were torso shots, not head shots. Now that I remember that, HG will definitely need a head shot here.

Then you really can't say something like "Blade would go down from a head-shot, fact!", now can you. It's pure speculation, considering regular bullets just cause an "ow" effect.

Originally posted by Kaibs
I literally watched all three Blade movies. I wrote down every feat he did in all three movies that are worth mentioning. With the time code so you can see EXACTLY when it happened. Blade did not just randomly spray bullets like you seem to so think. He did miss a couple times throughout the films though. But he was more than accurate for the most part with guns. There's nothing Hit Girl does to even suggest she stands a chance against the feats of Blade. And this is just in the movies. Lucky for you we're not talking comics.

Blade Feats In All 3 Movies

Time and feat.

Blade I

07:27 – Blade shoots shotgun (NOT WRECKLESSLY or randomally)
07:36 – Blade shoots vampire wielding ninja knives coming at him
08:02 – Blade goes Hand to hand against vampires
08:23 – Blade DODGES bullet fire from 2 Uzis and 1 handgun
08:27 – Blade proceeds to shoot gunmen in leg without missing
09:00 – Blade took out 10 vampires with melee weapons with his sword EFFORTLESSLY
09:19 – Blade throws his bladearang and destroys 3 vampires and the rang returns to him in less than 3 seconds.
10:20 – Uses incidinary bomb with success
*Note vampires in Bladeverse are damaged by fire, but don’t die instantly from it.*
14:05 – 2 Policemen shoot Blade in his body armor in the chest multiple times and it doesn’t phase him. Guns were .57 Magnums. After he cut off arm of vampire with sword.
15:30 – Blade JUMPS across from one building to another the distance between the two were the width of 2 streets. (NOTE I said width and not length). Oh and he plants the landing. Meaning he didn’t tuck and roll like a *****.
41:34 - *Note in bladevese the only way to kill a vampire with a silver hollowpoint bullet with garlic in it is to aim for the HEAD or HEART*
51:50 – Blades damage soak and hand to hand skills.
53:48 – Blade takes silver stake to chest
54:37 – Blade proceeds to avoid / dodge gun fire from machine guns and handguns. pulls stake out of shoulder / chest region effortlessly
57:00 – Blade grabs on to subway train while its moving fast while holding the doctor lady.
01:22:52 – Blade enters building on motorcycle then proceeds to shoot armed guards in body armor with machine gun.
01:24:16 – Blade faces 2 vampire ninjas with stun batons and kills them in hand 2 hand.
01:38:58 – Blade has his blood drained by slitting of his wrists. Still manages to live.
01:46:46 – Blade jumps down like 10 stories or something lands on his feet fine.
01:46:49 – Blade uses zipline to decapitate vampire from earlier while catching his shades afterwards!
01:47:00 – Blade takes on 10 vampires hand 2 hand. Defeats them all.
01:48:38 – Decon Frost’s chick CLEARLY DODGES SHOTGUN ROUNDS POINTBLANK IF SHE CAN DO IT I SEE NO REASON TO SPECULATE BLADE COULDN’T
01:49:00 – Blade still doing ONLY hand to hand defeating vampire ninjas and guards in body armor making his way to his sword.
01:49:30 – Blade engages in a sword fight with La Magra. While La Magra uses kendo, Blade uses one arm and still outclasses La Magra even cutting off his arm and torso at 01:50:17.
01:51:48 – Blade then DESTROYS La Magra with his blue viles of death. In like 2 seconds he throws 5 viles in La Magra roundhousing the sixth into his head.

Blade II Feats

05:21 – Blade enters stronghold where vampires are then shoots 2 instantly with his automatic pistol. Not missing.
05:30 – Blade jumps like 10 feet in the air while running.
06:30 – Blade jumps off of the building where vampires escaped from lands on his feet then shoots one bullet kills vampire instantly.
07:06 – Blade throws bladearang at vampires coming at him on motorcycles bladearang comes back. Blade then cuts one motorcycle down with baldearang in hand. Then while other is driving at him he jumps like 20 feet in air backflips on back of motorcycle then decapitates vampire with zipline at 07:52.
00:10:00 – Blade shows his melee weapon skills using a silver knife? Again against vampires who have melee weapons.
00:20:30 – Blade goes against the 2 members of the bloodpack (aka the special super duper elite vampires trained to kill Blade). He faces the girl with the two katanas and the guy while not even unsheathing his sword for the first 90 seconds of the fight. He then proceeds to fight the two to a standoff until the guy tells Blade they are there for “peace”
*NOTE* 00:34:43 – Scud tells Blade about the hand to hand cartridges called EDTA. One punch from one of them and Hit Girl would literally explode. Just sayin. Unless she’s magically Jared Nomack now.
00:44:46 – Blade fights Nomack for the first time leading off with a headshot.
00:52:31 – Fight resumes with Blade and Nomack they fight in hand to hand to a standstill.
00:54:24 – They then proceed to fight with weapons. Blade with the sword Nomack with a pipe with concrete at the end. Blade shows damage soak when he takes a shot to the head from the concrete thing.
01:05:46 – They make UV bombs. *Note* This is here because well in the dark which Hit Girl would be absolutely screwed if one of these went off while she was wearing NVGs.
01:13:59 – Blade throws UV bomb and slices and dices with sword against Nomacks kind.
01:16:37 – Blade destroys like 30 with a UV bomb.
01:18:22 – Blade manages to kill all of Nomacks vampires in the sewer with the bomb, while holding them off with his guns until it goes off. By guns im referring to his two automatic pistols.
01:24:53 – Blade shows damage soak. Shot in leg by Reinheart.
01:26:50 – Blade shows his intelligence and observational skills by knowing Scud was a familiar, and he also reprogrammed his dud bomb into a real one.
01:27:00 – Blade shows damage soak hit by like 15 stun batons.
01:27:45 –Blade shows damage soak by having his blood drained (once again) spikes going through most of his organs in his body.
01:30:00 – Blade shows his 6th sense? Or his sensing of people by knowing Nomack was at the facility to **** shit up while his blood was being drained.
01:34:25 – Reinheart shot Blade as he was falling from the ledge into the blood with a shotgun (*Damage soak*)
01:35:15 – Blade goes hand to hand against guards with stun batons and full body armor.
01:36:10 – Blade then proceeds to pick up a single stun baton and whoop the shit out of more guards in full body armor.
01:36:45 – Blade stops Reinhearts swinging of a sword at him with his BARE HANDS flips the sword in the air then slices him in HALF with one swing.
01:41:23 – Blade fights Nomack again for the final time. Starting with him stabbing Nomack through the chest with his sword after jumping down at him.
01:41:47 – Blade fights hand to hand against Nomack. Shows major damage soak. Example: Nomack swings his head THROUGH A CONCRETE COLUMN.
01:44:50 – Blade then stabs Nomack in the heart past his bone armor protecting it.

Blade III Feats

00:07:41 – Blade backflips over a car speeding back towards him. Then proceeds to shoot behind him WITHOUT looking killing the driver and passenger vampires.
00:07:57 – Blade pulls out his knife on a rope thing, then proceeds to slaughter vampires more impressively using the weapon than Hit Girl easily.
00:25:16 – Blade fights FBI tactical team which is in body armor with automatic weapons using hand to hand only.
00:36:47 – Blade roundhouses Triple H through a steel door (LoL)
00:53:11 – While they were talking about weaponry the modified rocket launcher / shotgun can shoot heat seeking mini rounds. Unless Hit Girl is of course Mr Freeze I don’t see her avoiding that. Oh and then there’s the UV Arc which is half as hot as the sun. So it’s kind of like a lightsaber, just not nearly as cool.
01:00:14 – Blade shows his chasing skills, and jumping feats yet again.
01:36:08 – Blade roundhouses Triple H through another steel door (lol again)
01:36:20 – Blade hand to hand against guards in body armor.
01:38:30 – Blade continues to one shot vampires in the heart with his pistol. Then uses throwing knives. (Once again he does not miss)
01:39:12 – Blade throws his bladearang up 2 flights of stairs that turn jumping on the second level while the bladearang is killing vampires as its flying then catching it. He killed 6 or 7 vampires.
01:42:07 – Blade faces off against Drake finally in a sword fight. Drake uses kendo Blade sticks with one arm.
01:44:25 – The way blade dodges the sword from Drake is just as if not more impressive than when Hit Girl dodged the bullet from the handgun.
01:45:59 – Blade fought on par with Drake with the sword until they both lost them.
01:46:10 – Blade shows damage soak when Drake turns into his real form.
01:48:15 – Blade proceeds to stab the shit out of Drake with the arrow that Whistler shot and Drake caught. Blade wins fatality.

Hit Girl is outclassed in every aspect of feats there is possible. Simple as that.

A bit severe to go this far, but this is pure win.

Originally posted by Robtard
A bit severe to go this far, but this is pure win.

Thank you sir. I thought it might of gotten through to him if it was laid out in plain sight, but I was sadly mistaken.

I feel like watching all of the Blade movies now 😐