Mass Effect 3

Miranda looks ****ing weird IMO. She is also a bit of a bitchface.

Tali on the other hand is adorable and awesome.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
She also has weird animal feet, only three fingers and no face. ... and will die from mega AIDS if you splooge on your face.

Go for Miranda.

I think somebody did a typo.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Bioware, learn to make perfect girls please.

Agreed.

Tali's not adorable at all, unless you're attracted to her child like naivety. In which case you're a pedo.

Miranda is one of the more bland and and generic characters in the series, from a writing standpoint.

Tali, on the other hand, is nuanced and holds more depth than most.

Also, I am a pedo.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Tali's not adorable at all, unless you're attracted to her child like naivety. In which case you're a pedo.

They know what's up.

Miranda and Tali are both irrelevant as long as Kelly Chambers is around.

Kelly has sex with varren though.

Tali is niave? Maybe in ME but not in ME2.

Anyway the correct answer will always be Liara. estahuh

Liara has tentacles for hair. That is an issue.

Though admittedly I feel a trace of perverse sexual lust for Aria.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Liara has tentacles for hair.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Liara has tentacles for hair. That is an issue.

Though admittedly I feel a trace of perverse sexual lust for Aria.

I like the tentacles. They're.... exotic. awepedo

Asari are just hot ok.

Samara is the bess Asari, you all know it to be true.

You can't be a pedo and a granny grinder. That goes against the laws of nature.

Very true, I'd chose her over all the other crew members

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You can't be a pedo and a granny grinder. That goes against the laws of nature.

Anyone else not liking Liara and Ashley as romance options? Liara's character turned 360 but kept on being annoying.

They whored out Ashley to make her as attractive as Miranda which fails and attitude is also whorish. She'll do anything for Shep.

Yay for Tali I guess.

I don't know anything about Ashley's personality come ME3, but yes her appearance is so ****ing off-putting it's not funny.

None of the women are really that appealing, though I'm a bit confused as to who's returning from ME2 altogether.

Everyone from ME2 is returning, though prolly not in as big-as roles.

Except for Zaeed, who will obviously destroy the Reaper menace with Jessie.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Miranda and Tali are both irrelevant as long as Kelly Chambers is around.

Kelly died in my 'official' playthrough I did recently. I decided to just go with it.