Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Started by dadudemon44 pages
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Being serious though: If its all a big joke between you and RJ, maybe that sort of reasoning might be better kept to say private phone calls, not on public boards where he is only gonna be correctly ridiculed for his statements, this would cause his statements to NOT get publically hammered.

It is definitely not a joke. I obviously don't like it, either.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
As we can all see, it is you who are the "dolt":

I clearly stated that the sbare is up just behind Snape's head.
Ten feet doesnt even come into it.

You fail again. Mr.Failey.

Precog paired with ability to move objects = The Wins

Ahahahahaha, fail. Sidious has his saber on him, man. Nowhere in the OP does it say he stores it "just behind Snape's head.

Get your head out of your ass and actually debate, man.

A) Like the Sith play fair.
B) He has more than one sabre.

LOL I have and you can't.
Your seemingly willfull ignorance of fact, logic, reason etc makes it a non-gain experience for all concerned.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A) Like the Sith play fair.
B) He has more than one sabre.

LOL I have and you can't.
Your seemingly willfull ignorance of fact, logic, reason etc makes it a non-gain experience for all concerned.

First of all, you gotta prove that Sidious's lightsaber has a dead man's switch. Moot point, because (see below)

Second, read the OP. Nowhere does it say Sidious has prep.

Third, no, in ROTS he had ONE saber. He has no backup here, just as Snape has no backup wand. I already tried that. One lightsaber, one wand. Deal with it.

I bury any and all methods of attack Sidious has here:

Ahahahahaa you dolt, I've covered every possible attack Sidious can throw at Snape. Here, I'll do it again:

Force choke: Snape either A: Apparates away, or B: Hits Sidious with a non verbal spell.

Force pull: Snape either A: apparates away, or B: hits Sidious with a spell as Sidious force pulls him.

Force push: See above.

Force lightning: Snape either A: Apparates away, or B: Hits Sidious with a spell first, because Snape is faster at casting spells, and his spells travel faster.

Saber attack: Aahahahahahahahahaha good luck with that, Sidious'll be dead before he gets ten feet from Snape.

Precog: Already covered this, it's useless ere.

Snape can cast spells faster than Sidious can cast force attacks. Snape's spells are far stronger and travel faster than Sidious's force attacks. Snape has far MORE spells, period, than Sidious has force attacks. Snape can teleport at will.

It really is advantage Snape in every category.

And this is your response:

As we can all see, it is you who are the "dolt":

I clearly stated that the sbare is up just behind Snape's head.
Ten feet doesnt even come into it.

You fail again. Mr.Failey.

Precog paired with ability to move objects = The Wins

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Firstly: No I dont. Sabres are shown being thrown at multiple times.

Secondy: His first sabre went out the window courstesy of Mace, plummeting off lost into the abyss.

He fights Yoda later in the movie (Yoda's the little Green bloke who speaks funny) and he has in his hand another sabre. 🙂

And Snape: (What ever he does (Very important to realise that bit) on 3 will be expected and side stepped before it actually happens.

Your ticket on that train appears to be first class. 🙂

Your failure is now complete.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK. What I said here:

Now. Read on:

Exhibit A. Obi Wan and Qui Gon repelling auto blaster fire from 8 battle droids. FF to 5:27. The two Jedi were shrouded in smoke, they couldn't even SEE the droids, blocked their blaster fire AND redirected it at them.

Also, Obi Wan and Qui Gon blocking blaster fire from two Droidekas. FF to 6:40.

Also, force speed. The Jedi are at least 200 feet away in a second.

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Exhibit B. Anakin and Obi Wan in ROTS. FF to the 7:10. I think this speaks for itself.

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Exhibit C. FF to 1:09. Obi Wan is running up the stairs and there are two super battle droids firing full auto blaster fire on him from two feet away. Obi Wan blocks every bolt and makes scrap metal of them.

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Exhibit D. Luke Skywalker blocking blaster fire from two men, both of whom are a foot or two away. FF to 2:34.

Luke on the sail barge. Surrounded by Jabba's thugs. He blocks all of their blaster fire, minus the one he took in the hand. At 4:19, he does it again, two men, right in their faces, blocking BOTH of their blaster fire!!!!

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So, it's fairly obvious that the Jedi DO have the reaction speed to deal with the Twivamps wizards. I could go on and on, but these four vids are more than enough proof.

Add on precog enabling them to know where and how every Twivamp wizards will be attacking from 3-4 seconds in advance, and force speed, not to mention their force attacks, yeah, the Jedi win easily here.

Lol, irony.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Firstly: No I dont. Sabres are shown being thrown at multiple times.
Some sabers have a deadman's switch, some don't. Sidious is never shown doing a saber throw, therefore it's literally impossible to prove he has a deadman's switch on his saber. No deadman's switch= Extinguished saber when it is seperated from the user's hand.

Secondy: His first sabre went out the window courstesy of Mace, plummeting off lost into the abyss.

He fights Yoda later in the movie (Yoda's the little Green bloke who speaks funny) and he has in his hand another sabre. 🙂

Yet he is never shown with two ON him. One saber, one wand. From the OP:

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Sidious gets his lightsaber and the dark side of the Force. Snape has his wand and magic.

See? One lightsaber. Not lightsabers. One saber. Singular, not plural.

Also from the OP:

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Battle site is the same (streets of London) only this time it is night.

So, your reply here:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The sabre that Sidious placed behind Snape above the door frame behind where Snape would appear, is instantly summoned through the wizard's neck, striking perfectly on the 3.

Fail.

And Snape: (What ever he does (Very important to realise that bit) on 3 will be expected and side stepped before it actually happens.
Mhm, the same way Sidious did here at 1:42.

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Wait, I guess he saw that coming but decided to just take it, yeah?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lol, irony.

😂

RJ for the same reason, its not something that can be DISproved either.
But Sidious Im sure is capable to keeping a switch a certain way by remote will/force use....

You cant take it and have started the gimping.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lol, irony.
Ahahahahaha you idiot, one thing has nothing to do with the other. Everything I said in that post stands, only wizards have powers that trump everything I mentioned in it. You're comparing battle droids to teleporting wizards. Think about that.

No the Force is basically the fabric of the universe.

Beats your silly spells, that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No the Force is basically the fabric of the universe.

Beats your silly spells, that.

You're right. You are 100% right.

The fabric of the SW universe. NOT a universe with London in it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahahaha you idiot, one thing has nothing to do with the other. Everything I said in that post stands, only wizards have powers that trump everything I mentioned in it. You're comparing battle droids to teleporting wizards. Think about that.
Not to mention, RJ, that in the dug up post you were praising a Jedis SABER SPEED, not their speed at CASTING FORCE ATTACKS.

OK folks, buckle up:

3....2...1.....GO!!!!!!!

Snape apparates immediately, instantly, 1000 feet away. He peeks around a corner and whispers "Confundo." Sidious immediately becomes confused, forgets why he is there, then Snape casts "Legilimens", reducing Sidious to a drooling retard.

Or just death spells him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're right. You are 100% right.

The fabric of the SW universe. NOT a universe with London in it.

Yet again you're wrong.

ET made it to California. (A place well documented has having flights to London.)

And his race are clearly seen in the senate.

hehehehehehheheheee
🙂

London= Not in the SW universe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whoa, you just claimed that precog cancels out precog. You gotta have something that backs that. You don't. So why the tirade? how the hell am I gimping? How am I taking away precog? All I am saying is that Sidious and Yoda had precog in their fight and they STILL got tagged by force attacks, force attacks that take longer to cast and travel slower than magic. Yoda literally was surprised, watch his face. Sidious screamed like a *****.

It doesn't matter how well precog is working, dude. If they attack at the same time, the wizard is gonna get a faster traveling spell off first.

Uber Wizard can do whatever a lesser wizard can do.
Uber Jedi can do whatever a lesser Jedi can do.
Uber Sith can do whatever a lesser Sith can do.

Logic, dude, there's that.

Na, Jedi/Sith reaction-time > than normal human wizard.

Yes, I agree; you're the one that's constantly trying to twist and gimp this to fit your argument.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yet again you're wrong.

ET made it to California. (A place well documented has having flights to London.)

And his race are clearly seen in the senate.

hehehehehehheheheee
🙂

LoL, ergo it is the same universe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK folks, buckle up:

3....2...1.....GO!!!!!!!

Snape apparates immediately, instantly, 1000 feet away. He peeks around a corner and whispers "Confundo." Sidious immediately becomes confused, forgets why he is there, then Snape casts "Legilimens", reducing Sidious to a drooling retard.

Or just death spells him.

Yes, because Sidious will just sit there the whole time and let this happen cos he's a a stupid lummox. Really, dude?

1) Snape is not likely to "apparate" before he's fried first.
2) Should he, Sidious will sense where he's going to appear before he appears and he will be ready.

Lighting will be ready to greet Snape upon arrival. Of course you'll cry and say "lightning can't travel 1k feet!", so all Sidious need do is duck around and ally and then it's a game of cat and mouse in the streets of London, except Sidious can sense with the Force (remember when Anakin sensed "everything" in Padme's room), has precognition and super reaction-time and reflexes. Sidious is clearly the cat here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
London= Not in the SW universe.

Yes it is...It was just a long time ago in a galaxy (NOT UNIVERSES) far away. 💃

wow.. just wow.. this thread is certainly entertaining, however not as entertaining as a 500 page martial arts novel or a 1000 page sci fi novel.. lol

now, rob is correct right here...

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, because Sidious will just sit there the whole time and let this happen cos he's a a stupid lummox. Really, dude?

1) Snape is not likely to "apparate" before he's fried first.
2) Should he, Sidious will sense where he's going to appear before he appears and he will be ready.

Lighting will be ready to greet Snape upon arrival. Of course you'll cry and say "lightning can't travel 1k feet!", so all Sidious need do is duck around and ally and then it's a game of cat and mouse in the streets of London, except Sidious can sense with the Force (remember when Anakin sensed "everything" in Padme's room), has precognition and super reaction-time and reflexes. Sidious is clearly the cat here.

Snape will be fried burnt toast