Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Started by Sadako of Girth44 pages

Just a bizarro one'll do.

Pretty self explanatory if you ask me.

Ah I see I got the answer I expected....

Takes less than a second to just use his *gasp* MIND to use the force (as he doesnt have to do anything to use it other than, well, whatever they do to use it, its non verbal obviously) and propel the lightsaber, using the force to activate it

Also, what stops Snape from using whatever spell gives him Sidious' lightsaber, but Sidious uses a Pull to takes Snape's wand?

Then its twig vs Guy With No Clue How To Use The Weapon He Has When He Has No Magic

cuz i have never seen them casting a spell when they didnt have a wand, even Voldy needs one or hes useless, as anybody with more than 2% muscle could tell you

Originally posted by Pwned
Takes less than a second to just use his *gasp* MIND to use the force (as he doesnt have to do anything to use it other than, well, whatever they do to use it, its non verbal obviously) and propel the lightsaber, using the force to activate it
Takes even less time to apparate away. Takes less time to vanish it. Takes less time to cast more spells than I can name.

Also, what stops Snape from using whatever spell gives him Sidious' lightsaber, but Sidious uses a Pull to takes Snape's wand?
Confundus. All Snape has to do is say Confundus and the fight is over. Takes far less time to stand there and say one word than it does to cast force attacks.

Then its twig vs Guy With No Clue How To Use The Weapon He Has When He Has No Magic
Confundus.

cuz i have never seen them casting a spell when they didnt have a wand, even Voldy needs one or hes useless, as anybody with more than 2% muscle could tell you
Confundus.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Takes even less time to apparate away. Takes less time to vanish it. Takes less time to cast more spells than I can name.

Confundus. All Snape has to do is say Confundus and the fight is over. Takes far less time to stand there and say one word than it does to cast force attacks.

Confundus.

Confundus.

i highly doubt a confused spell will do anything to someone who hid in plain view

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i highly doubt a confused spell will do anything to someone who hid in plain view

facepalm Yes, it will. Sidious will be acting like he has alzheimers. He'll forget why he is there, who Snape is, hell, he's likely to respond to Snape's every command.

Confundus then Imperio.

Snape lol's as he makes Sidious stick his saber in his own mouth and ignite it.

The dude could tell one stormtrooper from another.

Hes not getting confused.

Sidious more likely would mind trick Voldemort with "You're a defenceless little girl" and sit back and watch him cry and piss his little girly wizard panties.

haermm Stop, just stop. Confundus will work just fine on Sidious. NOTHNG implies that it wouldn't. It's not the Jedi mind trick, it doesn't require a weak minded victim, it works on EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.

He has NO defense against it, man. None. Nada.

Snape, however, would avoid the Jedi mind trick with ease.

So......Sidious eats saber. The end.

Side note: Confundus was used by barty Crouch Jr. to hoodwink the Goblet of Fire, which is one of the most powerful magical objects in the HPverse. Just saying. ✅

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Confundus_Charm

The Confundus Charm is a jinx that causes a person or animated object to become highly confused. There appear to be varying degrees of inflicted confusion, ranging from tricking a person about a specific issue to making them lose all semblance of common sense, even to the point of endangering themselves.[1] The incantation is "Confundo."

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/vader-vs-voldemort-whos-better-chart

I saw that already.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Stop, just stop. Confundus will work just fine on Sidious. NOTHNG implies that it wouldn't. It's not the Jedi mind trick, it doesn't require a weak minded victim, it works on EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.

He has NO defense against it, man. None. Nada.

Snape, however, would avoid the Jedi mind trick with ease.

So......Sidious eats saber. The end.

But if the spell isn't cast because the potential caster is murdered savagely before it is cast, then thats all the defense needed.

And If Sidious isn't incapable of mind tricking Voldemort, then Spells have no effect on the Jedi...

Not to mention that you aint beating the force with a book and a stick. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But if the spell isn't cast because the potential caster is murdered savagely before it is cast, then thats all the defense needed.
All he has to do is say the word "Confundus." Takes maybe 1/16th of a second. Once again, Wizard speed prevails.

And If Sidious isn't incapable of mind tricking Voldemort, then Spells have no effect on the Jedi...
Nice reach, but wrong. Sidious cannot mind trick Snape because Snape is not weak minded. Snape's Confundus will work fine on Sidious because Confundus does not rely on it's victim being weak minded.

Confundus>>>>>>>>>>>Anyone.

Not to mention that you aint beating the force with a book and a stick. 🙂
Yes, it does. HP magic>>>>>>>>>The Force, all day every day.

He wouldnt get as far as "Conf-" before his throat is electrocuted and obliterated. Note Mace's lightning enforced lack of eloquence while his nuts on fire. 🙂

Neitherss Sidious. And he will have forseen all this and avoided it and countered.

No it doesn't. The Force (The whole universe) pwns silly spells from such heights that as it pisses on potter magic, you might suspect that the urine is force guided..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The dude could tell one stormtrooper from another.

Hes not getting confused.

Win.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He wouldnt get as far as "Conf-" before his throat is electrocuted and obliterated. Note Mace's lightning enforced lack of eloquence while his nuts on fire. 🙂]/b]
Fail!!! Sidious's lightning attack took a second or so to reach it's target in ROTS. Snape can say "confundus" in 1/16th of a second. Sithzheimers!!!!

[b]Neitherss Sidious. And he will have forseen all this and avoided it and countered.
Here you go again......DOESNT MATTER.....Sidious can know what's gonna happen a moment before, an hour before, a day before, ten years before, won't make a difference. This is a duel, dumbass. Neither can attack until the word "go."

Confundus. One word. As opposed to raising ones hands and shooting lightning.

This is the part where you say "No no no Sidious sees it before it happens and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah counters it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" See what I just said.

Yeah, Confundus>>>>>>>>>Everything Sidious has to offer.

No it doesn't. The Force (The whole universe) pwns silly spells from such heights that as it pisses on potter magic, you might suspect that the urine is force guided..

Yeah? Does the force have one hit kill attacks? Nope.

Does the force allow teleporting? Nope.

Does the force make one immortal? Nope.

Magic>>>>>>>>>>the force in speed and power, STFU and accept it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Win.
Fail. Saying one word>>>>>>>>>>>>casting force lightning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fail!!! Sidious's lightning attack took a second or so to reach it's target in ROTS. Snape can say "confundus" in 1/16th of a second. Sithzheimers!!!!

Here you go again......DOESNT MATTER.....Sidious can know what's gonna happen a moment before, an hour before, a day before, ten years before, won't make a difference. This is a duel, dumbass. Neither can attack until the word "go."

Confundus. One word. As opposed to raising ones hands and shooting lightning.

This is the part where you say "No no no Sidious sees it before it happens and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah counters it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" See what I just said.

Yeah, Confundus>>>>>>>>>Everything Sidious has to offer.

Yeah? Does the force have one hit kill attacks? Nope.

Does the force allow teleporting? Nope.

Does the force make one immortal? Nope.

Magic>>>>>>>>>>the force in speed and power, STFU and accept it.

You dont know the power of the darkside.
Palpatine's lighting was instant against Luke, and OMG The Voldeyback is toast.

Precog. Ability to destroy people from across rooms>Silly HP magic.
How about you STFU and accept dem apples.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You dont know the power of the darkside.
Palpatine's lighting was instant against Luke, and OMG The Voldeyback is toast.
That was ROTJ, this is Sidious from ROTS. Only feats up to ROTS count. His force lightning was slow in ROTS.

Besides, even if he fires it as fast as he did in ROTJ, Snape can easily say one damn word before it hits him. Or...............Say it WHILE being force choked!!!!! Luke, while being force choked: "Father, please!!!"

Pwned. Now drop the force lightning bullshit.

Precog.
Useless in a duel.

Ability to destroy people from across rooms>Silly HP magic.
Vader knew where the star destroyer was. Also they were in the SW galaxy. The force binding the galaxy together enabled Vader to do that.