You Have The Powers Of Superman!

For arguments a dying genie gives you 1 last wish.

And that wish is that you have the powers of Superman. YES!

What would you do with that power?

Would you be a Hero, Villain or shade of grey?

Would you be a selfish thug, or maybe an eternal dogooder with no free time?

Would you conquer the world and enforce your law? Or maybe leave Earth all together?

And most importantly which babes (or guys) do you get?

NOTE: This is the real world in case anybody asks. No competition.

Genies are evil things! He might give you the power of Superman, but not the ability to control it. T_T

First time you have sex, you squish her to death. (superstrength)
Second time, you kill her via superfriction burn (superspeed).
Third time, you kill via supersperm...

Then you'd prolly just give up and leave the Earth... 😮

Could you leave the Earth knowing that getting with girls will have its downfall?

Or will you make some changes?

There's still masturbation. All things considered, I think I'd take the powers even if it meant swearing off sex. It would be like priesthood, except cool.

I'd be good, wouldn't really impose my will on much, and would probably end up leaving the planet eventually to explore the universe.

Originally posted by Digi
There's still masturbation.

Then your supersperm might shoot out and kill some poor random stranger a few blocks/miles away.

Death by stray supersperm to the face. Not a pretty way to go. O_O

Just aim down..... or more likely up. Just make sure there a no planes flying overhead.

You do realize ninjak it's a high honor when digi posts in your thread.

I do actually 😄

Thanks Digi.

i'd be a shade of gray i mean seriously who wants to drop everything to go save some random person ... 😬

I dont work for free so if i were to save towns and shit all over the nation then id epect some a decent goverment check every week.

What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO.

cops would hate me though cause i would be doing alot of the work and police stations would start lowering their pay checks and they would all start going on strike probably.

and clark kent does sleep he has an apartment. slept on his farm as well in farmville growing up.

and for the crystals id pass. where its located its to damn cold for me.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What's the big check for tho? Not like you need fancy cars or an airplane. You can CRAFT your jewelry by crushing coal into diamonds. You can basically go anywhere and not need to sleep, so who needs a house? You don't need to eat. And even when you NEED a house, doesn't Superman have those funky crystals? O_O

The way I see it, the most you can do with the cash is do more charity work, IMO.

Originally posted by chomperx9
I dont want the world to look at me as a criminal and others going around saying im trash cause i can steal and get what ever the hell i want without paying for it. if people saw that i got the money and earned it the right way from helping others out they would understand. Having powers like that you gotta watch your back what you do and what you say you would like a celebrity. and you have your reputation to keep.

cops would hate me though cause i would be doing alot of the work and police stations would start lowering their pay checks and they would all start going on strike probably.

and clark kent does sleep he has an apartment. slept on his farm as well in farmville growing up.

and for the crystals id pass. where its located its to damn cold for me.

Originally posted by Digi
There's still masturbation.

^ you have a tournament to win brah

get in there and get it done 31

Originally posted by Digi
It would be like priesthood, except cool.

Power on that level corrupts people. That being said, I would use that power to the best of my abilities--like the character intended. For if I fail, Superman would be waiting for me. 🙁

And I would be single, so I could pick up a lot of hot chicks. 😈

Originally posted by D_Dude1210

First time you have sex, you squish her to death. (superstrength)
Second time, you kill her via superfriction burn (superspeed).
Third time, you kill via supersperm...

That's why you'd seek WW. (sigh)

take the power, practice on a melon, get the technique down pat then use artificial insemination for procreation needs and pulling out for the jollies (without killing the babes).

after that, I'd go explore the galaxy, maybe HV some people from the face of the planet - destroy Reality Television!

oh and I'd take courses in astrophysics and nuclear physics, so I could get more creative with my powers.