You Have The Powers Of Superman!

Started by Omega Vision6 pages

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Once you find away to immunize yourself to red solar radiation, you have nothing to fear. The military forces of the world couldn't do shit to you.

After I solved the red solar radiation problem, I'd go on a massive killing spree. I'd start with Starscream.


Since you don't have the powers of Batman you'd have no chance against Brucie.

I'd make Brucey eat his plastic "enhancement".

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'd start with Starscream.
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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Once you find away to immunize yourself to red solar radiation, you have nothing to fear. The military forces of the world couldn't do shit to you.

After I solved the red solar radiation problem, I'd go on a massive killing spree. I'd start with Starscream.

I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'😉. What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself?

Originally posted by illadelph12
I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'😉. What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself?

I don't give a shit about the collateral damage. I could kill every single world leader or their families in a second. They either obey me or die. Pretty clear cut.

I don't get tired, I don't need nourishment or sleep, and there's nothing they could do to harm me. I'd be ruling or have destroyed this mudball inside of a week tops.

Yeah I've never bought the "collateral damage" argument.

Just let them hit you with a nuke and show them that nukes are worthless and they'll get the message.

And if you're going to be a psychopath like Rage it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Yeah I've never bought the "collateral damage" argument.
what was the collateral damage argument?

Originally posted by Starscream M
what was the collateral damage argument?

That all the world's nations (that pack a nuclear punch anyway) will act like retards and try to hit an FTL target with nuclear weapons.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
That all the world's nations (that pack a nuclear punch anyway) will act like retards and try to hit an FTL target with nuclear weapons.
oh yeah I don't see that happening either

governments are not gonna use nukes...esp when they have no idea whether it would work or not

Originally posted by Starscream M
oh yeah I don't see that happening either

governments are not gonna use nukes...esp when they have no idea whether it would work or not


Yeah but if I were going to declare myself benevolent ruler of the world and I anticipated that they might have such a reaction I'd nip it in the bud by flying out to as remote a location as possible and inviting them to hit me with their best shot. When the smoke clears I'd be unharmed and they'd be forced to accept the new order.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
And if you're going to be a psychopath like Rage it doesn't matter.

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If you're gonna do it, do it right.

My first act as the world's supreme leader will be to f*ck Emma Watson.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
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If you're gonna do it, do it right.

My first act as the world's supreme leader will be to f*ck Emma Watson.

I will stop you. I will find a way!

I'm loving the image of Starscream getting heatvisioned while wearing a gaudy purple spandex costume.

Originally posted by Starscream M
I will stop you. I will find a way!

I'd rape your corpse.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'd rape your corpse.

So he'd posthumously lose his virginity? smurph

Originally posted by illadelph12
I doubt the leaders of today's world would just accept a possible "rogue god" that could threaten their influence and sit idly by. Whether they can kill you will be an after thought. Take into account the collateral damage. There's currently a near decade long two theatre war taking place, one theatre of which is to stop a bunch of dudes in caves that train on monkey bars, blow themselves and others up, and make threatening amateur videos 24/7, and the other front was due to a leader of a sovereign nation who was killed and his country occupied because of the supposed threat of weapons of mass destruction in his possession (which turned out to be false and 'exaggerated'😉. What resources do you think the governments of today would put towards stopping or containing a person that can move or pulverize mountains, incinerate a nation in seconds, freeze an entire fleet of battleships in place with a breath, and whip up an army of advanced robots that have similar powers to himself?
dude, there is nothing the real world could do to SM and he could disarm the planet in under a day, vaporize every weapon under the sun.

Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC.

Ppl would probably end up as benevolent world dictators. That's the only way to go about it. Allow freedom but crush those who would dare oppose me. Not like you'd have much choice in the matter the minute world governments start turning on you.

I, for one, fear that I would have to succumb to the necessity of world domination just so that I can live in peace. S'why I'm not really so big on getting this much power.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Which would only serve as proof that their initial fears about you were valid and lead to an escalation of their efforts to eliminate or contain you, not an ending, as well as turning public opinion completely against you, particularly as the media kicks into overdrive destroying your reputation with the actions you took. I can't speak for ya'll, but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with superpowers flying around destroying military installations and being feared and hated by the entire planet. I'd want to enjoy myself. Flying around destroying potential threats every month would get old pretty quick. Apparently that's acceptable to some of you. I didn't realize we had so many Fuhrers in waiting here on KMC.
but it would take years for them to rebuild what you could level in a second. the institutions themselves would collapse following their disarmament and the public would likely sway in your favor.

I'd honestly probably leave Earth altogether and use my FTL flight to search for extraterrestrial life.