You Have The Powers Of Superman!

This is so not a vs thread...

But in any case... If I was on earth I'd have to be careful I didn't become a dictator... I mean Noone can oppose you... And your whims cant be refuted... I'd become like dr manhattan in watchmen and feel removed from men... Nothing would satisfy me because I'd have no peer... I'd get tired of resolving disputes to the point probably that I'd start being proactive with my enforcement of the laws... People would feel threatened and eventually I'd have to remove mysel once I realized what I was doing...

And as far as babes? Pick the maxim top 100... They'd all be mine. :-P

I'd lead my normal life pretty much, though I'd travel overseas every few months and rob banks at light speed (they're insured. F*ck em), then incrementally deposit the funds in small amounts in various bank accounts and investments over the span of about 15-20 years to prevent suspicion. The love life wouldn't change too much. You don't have to exert super strength when receiving fellatio, but you'd have to be careful not to break a chicks neck when you put your hand on the back of her head and feed it to her. With practice it would be a breeze. I wouldn't engage in superheroics. This world doesn't need a superhero, it needs a philosophical awakening and increased social awareness of the general populace. Flying around saving people isn't going to change people's mental conditioning.

Also, assuming we also get super intelligence and super aptitude (which is also supposed to be among Supes's abilities), I'd work on inventing renewable energy tech, superfoods, advanced robotics, and other things that would benefit the society as a whole and allow humanity to get rid of capitalism (robbing banks only being necessary due to the current monetary system).

Why rob banks... You are freaking superman... Assuming the genius level intellect... Like when all star superman created the serum that gave Lois his powers for a day.... I would presume he could invent some kind of terraforming tech and turn our deserts into forests like ion when he was god... All you really need is to remove the dry earth and replace it with sea bed sediment... Switch and tada..

Insured banks still draw money from the government so robbing a bank only hurts the state who in turn has less money for federally funded programs... :-( like highways and stuff so in the long run you robbed people of thier jobs..

As for a philosophical change... People do rash things most times out of fear or cowardice... You steal to feed yourself or your family... Or maybe you have an addiction issue... Imagine if you created a system that allowed the entire world to be fed... The will to attain would be gone bit possibly innovation and ambition...

It's hard playing god... That's probably why we are left to our own devices because interference of any sort alters the will of man.. I mean if I was superman... The 49ers are making a comeback ad winning the superbowl this year. 😛

would there be any high intellect criminals out there that would study you and trie to take you down like luthor ?

that Facebook guy, he seems like the sort to do that!

of course, I'd just do a manual DoS attack on all his servers, fly around the world with a 3G phone, pinging and flooding his servers in retaliation... might take an hour (unless I could persuade 4Chan to do it for me ... maybe by posting up some voyeur porn in exchange ... 😖hifty: ).

I'd like to take my own country.

I won't kill anyone to take it i'll just loiter the hell out of thr place until they leave 😈

The I'd try to make a society as perfect as I can where everyone has equal rights/do what they choose, and live a happy life.

No one would be homeless as I could build houses fast with ease.

For the economy I'd just make hundreds of diamonds in a second.

I would watch the world burn...

Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
I would watch the world burn...

i would do whatever i want.

Use it to become famous so that I can advocate my social agenda and educate others.

If anyone comic book fan got the powers of superman the first thing that would happen is the complete destruction of civilization after some numskull decided to test out his FTL running speed on the earth. 🙁

leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship

Raises hands*
🙁

i was just tryin to see if i really was faster then a speeding bullet and how many women i could have inside a day who was sunbathing...

didnt realize it would be bad to the planet.. 😮

Originally posted by 753
leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship

Pussy that went out with Miracleman and the Squadron Supreme.

Originally posted by 753
leaning towards benevolent global dictatorship

And

Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
I would watch the world burn...

Originally posted by Mindset
👆

I do have the powers of Superman.

Thank you OP for acknowledging this.

Originally posted by Dark_Passenger
Pussy that went out with Miracleman and the Squadron Supreme.

Id still wear the my underwar inside if i was superman

Originally posted by rotiart
Why rob banks... You are freaking superman... Assuming the genius level intellect... Like when all star superman created the serum that gave Lois his powers for a day.... I would presume he could invent some kind of terraforming tech and turn our deserts into forests like ion when he was god... All you really need is to remove the dry earth and replace it with sea bed sediment... Switch and tada..

In our real world beneficial technological innovations get suppressed by corporate interests until said interests can profit from the tech. If you try to change the status quo too quickly there will be a severe backlash by those that have created niches for themselves, not to mention the Industrial Complex. Your patents will be stolen or severely infringed upon, lawsuits will be filed, restraining orders placed, smear campaigns, Government intervention on behalf of the corporations, etc. I wouldn't want to get Nikola Tesla'd. I'd make my inventions and try to foster change, but I'm not gonna be some blind idealist banking on the P.T.B. to do the right thing. So long as we're using a currency based capitalist system it's get or get got, and I'm not getting got, ya dig.

And I'm sure you know about fractional reserve banking. I'm not losing sleep on robbing a con artist.

Originally posted by illadelph12
I'd lead my normal life pretty much, though I'd travel overseas every few months and rob banks at light speed (they're insured. F*ck em), then incrementally deposit the funds in small amounts in various bank accounts and investments over the span of about 15-20 years to prevent suspicion. The love life wouldn't change too much. You don't have to exert super strength when receiving fellatio, but you'd have to be careful not to break a chicks neck when you put your hand on the back of her head and feed it to her. With practice it would be a breeze. I wouldn't engage in superheroics. This world doesn't need a superhero, it needs a philosophical awakening and increased social awareness of the general populace. Flying around saving people isn't going to change people's mental conditioning.

Also, assuming we also get super intelligence and super aptitude (which is also supposed to be among Supes's abilities), I'd work on inventing renewable energy tech, superfoods, advanced robotics, and other things that would benefit the society as a whole and allow humanity to get rid of capitalism (robbing banks only being necessary due to the current monetary system).

You'd try to free all your evil minions from the Phantom Zone. Then go into a long winded Zod speech. Trying to make people bow and kneel. sneer