Spider-Man vs Batman, Captain America, and Daredevil (No equipment)

Started by Deadline6 pages
Originally posted by Mindset

Yes Mindset, the third quote was me being saracastic. Thats what happens when you can't read posts properly.

Originally posted by Deadline
Sarcasm?

😬

Nah you don't say. You were pretty much implying that Spiderman would one-shot Cap.

Don't act innocent, you made that acronym in the beginning which was insulting.

I wasn't sure if you were talking about head-shots or body-shots.

Originally posted by Deadline
Yes Mindset, the third quote was me being saracastic. Thats what happens when you can't read posts properly.
It's hard to distinguish stupidity from sarcasm in certain individuals.

Originally posted by Mindset
It's hard to distinguish stupidity from sarcasm in certain individuals.
Which goes back to the link I posted on the last page.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Don't act innocent, you made that acronym in the beginning which was insulting.

Look heres what you said.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
he can still knock any of them out with a single hit

That obvoulsy means you don't think he can take many shots, my beef was with you saying he could KO Cap with one shot. So I'm not acting anything.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master

I wasn't sure if you were talking about head-shots or body-shots.

Not sure hows thats relevant.

Originally posted by Mindset
It's hard to distinguish stupidity from sarcasm in certain individuals.

Which is ironic because you were the one who clearly didn't read my post properly when I made my point clear. So really it pplies to you.

You were acting all insulted after posting YDKWTFYATA. That's what I find funny.

facepalm

This thread went from cool to retarted quickly.

That's what happens when secret geniuses decide to play with us.

Originally posted by Deadline
facepalm
You should be ashamed, I'm glad you feel your guilt now. 🙂

Originally posted by Deadline
Which is ironic because you were the one who clearly didn't read my post properly when I made my point clear. So really it pplies to you.
You can't properly read a post when it isn't clearly posted.

You also can't separate stupidity from sarcasm when the sarcastic posts resemble the "serious" ones.

But if it pplies to me, it pplies to me, I guess.

Anyway, Spiderman wins via punching harder than Cap. /thread

Originally posted by The Nuul
This thread went from cool to retarted quickly.

It's both. 😮‍💨 Has Cap ever had a broken bone? I don't think he has. Seriously has Cap ever had a broken bone ever?

Originally posted by Mindset

But if it pplies to me, it pplies to me, I guess.

hysterical

Next comic, Cap uses pressure points on Thanos FTW. And its still a feat, ZOMG!!!!

Originally posted by The MISTER
Seriously has Cap ever had a broken bone ever?
Civil War

Team ftw. You have 3 highly trained fighters, two of which are tactical experts who will likely figure out how to use their three bodies to best advantage (eg, combo distraction/attack), minimizing disadvantages (eg, allowing Spidey to attack them one at a time).

Possibly, although the environment doesn't favor them here.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Civil War
He broke a lot more than that...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I've said that was stupid ages ago. He has his own fighting style, and you don't have to be a genius to know where to hit someone to cause maximum damage (although Peter is a genius), that's another thing entirely.

Spider-Man can fight just fine. He's been doing it for decades. I'd take an experienced fighter over someone from a dojo who hasn't had any experience. Spider-Man can throw down.

It gets new relevance after this:


Amazing Spider-man V1 637

which isn't a suprise cause Parker is, was and always will be a ****ing genius.

I also want to add these 2 things:

Spectacular Spider-man V1 225


Shadowland - Spider-man 01

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
He broke a lot more than that...
That's the only example where I can give a definite source though.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
It gets new relevance after this:


Amazing Spider-man V1 637

which isn't a suprise cause Parker is, was and always will be a ****ing genius.

I also want to add these 2 things:

Spectacular Spider-man V1 225


Shadowland - Spider-man 01

That's the only example where I can give a definite source though.

I like the one where he turns his head so the guy won't break his hand hitting him in the face. 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Possibly, although the environment doesn't favor them here.
No, it doesn't. But Batman especially is very good at distraction; he could use, eg, his cape to whatever advantage. And they can use each other, eg, 3-way back-to-back, radar sense covering above.

There was a time I would've given this to Spider-Man, hands-down, no question. But iirc, in comics, he and Cap fought 4x, and Cap won every time. And Batman is Cap's equal or just below.

I can see Spider-Man winning (personally, I think he should). I just don't think he would.