Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by Nephthys36 pages

You just pulled that right out of your fvcking ass, didn't you?

Originally posted by Nephthys
You just pulled that right out of your fvcking ass, didn't you?
Nope, been waiting a while to say it. All the instances you named involved Voldemort, the most powerful dark wizard ever. Think about it, the goblet of fire is one of the most powerful magical items in HPverse, and Crouch jr fooled it with dark magic.

It makes perfect sense.

I see this similar to the Batman vs John McClane thread. With prep, sure Batman would wholesalely kick McClane's ass, but following the guidelines of that particular thread, Bat's had no chance to dodge McClane's attack, because he was severely gimped, similar to the wizards here. Can HP wizards figure out a plan to stop Supes? Maybe, in some other thread (maybe if you switched the circumstances of the fight in your thread, Imp may allow it), but given the guidelines the OP has given, they have no chance in hell

Originally posted by Lestov16
I see this similar to the Batman vs John McClane thread. With prep, sure Batman would wholesalely kick McClane's ass, but following the guidelines of that particular thread, Bat's had no chance to dodge McClane's attack, because he was severely gimped, similar to the wizards here. Can HP wizards figure out a plan to stop Supes? Maybe, in some other thread (maybe if you switched the circumstances of the fight in your thread, Imp may allow it), but given the guidelines the OP has given, they have no chance in hell

In a 100% fair MVF thread, the following are necessary:

1. Neither side gimped, both at full strength.

2. No surprise attack bullshit, whoever is being attacked should know in advance.

3. Neutral ground.

Problem with this? Because this is the only way we can determine who is really better.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In a 100% fair MVF thread, the following are necessary:

1. Neither side gimped, both at full strength.

2. No surprise attack bullshit, whoever is being attacked should know in advance.

3. Neutral ground.

Problem with this? Because this is the only way we can determine who is really better.

Like I said, I never thought this fight was remotely fair. And also like I said, whether this thread follows MVP Guidelines is not the issue I'm concentrating on. I concentrating on the fight itself. No matter how mismatched it is, it must have a winner, and it is our duty to determine that winner based on the circumstances of the thread. And based on the circumstances of this thread, Supes, Hulk, and 'Cock rape (that last sentence sounds..... 💃 ).

Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, I never thought this fight was remotely fair. And also like I said, whether this thread follows MVP Guidelines is not the issue I'm concentrating on. I concentrating on the fight itself. No matter how mismatched it is, it must have a winner, and it is our duty to determine that winner based on the circumstances of the thread. And based on the circumstances of this thread, Supes, Hulk, and 'Cock rape (that last sentence sounds..... 💃 )
Not if the Hall and Felix are in the mix. But, as I said, I was fighting spite with spite.

I pm'd Impediment asking if I could start another thread. This time it will be a select group of wizards, different heroes, both with knowledge of each other, both with prep, on neutral ground. If he says OK, I will be clear that Felix Felicis and the Hall are not allowed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not if the Hall and Felix are in the mix. But, as I said, I was fighting spite with spite.

I pm'd Impediment asking if I could start another thread. This time it will be a select group of wizards, different heroes, both with knowledge of each other, both with prep, on neutral ground. If he says OK, I will be clear that Felix Felicis and the Hall are not allowed.

If it's different heroes, you shouldn't have to PM Imp at all, because it's an entirely different thread

I just realized something. Here's the amendment to the OP on page one by the thread starter:

Originally posted by the ninjak
They are there. Supes and Hancock in the sky Hulk and Abomination just outside the grounds.
"Just outside the grounds." The shield charm protecting Hogwarts, that prevents muggles from seeing it, that prevents them from entering it, covers the entire are that is the grounds of Hogwarts. This is shown in THBP when Flitwick raises the shield after Harry and Luna enter the grounds.

So, if the Heroes are "just outside the grounds", they are outside the protective shield.

Originally posted by Lestov16
If it's different heroes, you shouldn't have to PM Imp at all, because it's an entirely different thread
After what happened yesterday, I feel that I owe him that courtesy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
After what happened yesterday, I feel that I owe him that courtesy.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, too late to change the OP now. Your spite thread failed. Accept it.

No as I stated much earlier the Watcher is a much more powerful being. If he brings the heroes in they will come from another reality.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nope, been waiting a while to say it. All the instances you named involved Voldemort, the most powerful dark wizard ever. Think about it, the goblet of fire is one of the most powerful magical items in HPverse, and Crouch jr fooled it with dark magic.

It makes perfect sense.

The prophecies are created by actual Prophets. They are not objects to be fooled with dark magic, you nitwit. And funny how both prophecies we've heard in teh series have been about Voldemort. Where was his dark magic powers then, oh master of bullshit?

The darkside clouding the Force is something that was actually mentioned in teh movies. Dark magic clouding the prophets visions? Thats just you making up a bunch of bs.

Prove it.

My God....the spite.

Superman can kill every single wizard before they can raise their arms. Hell, if he is really as fast as what I've seen, where he makes the whole Earth spin in reverse just by flying around it, he can speed blitz them before they can blink.

I freaking hate Superman. >_>

That said, the Dark magic clouding the prophecies? Complete and utter bull. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

"Probably an understatement."

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I hate dis thread! It's too hard to really decide. Superman REALLY could speed blitz in near an instant.

As I said back in December, it's a spite-thread not in favor of the wizards. Superman is a ridiculously over-powered character. Reeve's version is beyond idiotic, though Routh's is supposed to be the same character.

Yet the phaggy HP fanboys instead of just conceding that the wizards lose and call it spite, try to pull foolish arguments from their asses.

Monsterous kicking by Kent.
Wizards annihilated from existance yet again.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Monsterous kicking by Kent.

By an invulnerable foot moving at around light-speed or possibly greater.

im pretty sure theres a way for the wizards to pull a win.

didn't tht girl have a necklace that stopped time so she could take every class?

or did it reverse time?

Originally posted by Nephthys
The prophecies are created by actual Prophets. They are not objects to be fooled with dark magic, you nitwit. And funny how both prophecies we've heard in teh series have been about Voldemort. Where was his dark magic powers then, oh master of bullshit?

The darkside clouding the Force is something that was actually mentioned in teh movies. Dark magic clouding the prophets visions? Thats just you making up a bunch of bs.

Prove it.

Just a theory, bro, that's all.

Now, as for Superman blitzing the castle at light speed. Here's the scene where he turns back time, his fastest feat, yes?

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Now, the speed of light is approximately 186,282 miles per second.

The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles.

So each circuit Superman made of the Earth, he covered 24,901.55 miles. I am assuming he was circling the Earth around the equator, it appears that way in the vid.

Now....From :53 to about 1:03, he is completing about one circuit of the Earth per second. He builds up speed as he goes, up to the point where he is completing about 7-8 circuits per second. This is about around/at the speed of light.

Also, notice at :20. It takes him a full two seconds to get from the ground into the clouds.

And at :48, it takes him a full five seconds to fly from the clouds to outer space.

Now, going by what we saw in the vid, it takes Superman a full 10ish seconds to reach light speed, and this is when he is already traveling 24,901.55 miles per hour.

Point is that Superman cannot just take off and BAM achieve light speed. He needs time to do so. He cannot instantly speed blitz the castle at the speed of light.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Point is that Superman cannot just take off and BAM achieve light speed. He needs time to do so. He cannot instantly speed blitz the castle at the speed of light.

And you know this how? How long does it take him to achieve subliminal?

Originally posted by Robtard
And you know this how? How long does it take him to achieve subliminal?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just a theory, bro, that's all.

Now, as for Superman blitzing the castle at light speed. Here's the scene where he turns back time, his fastest feat, yes?

CCsHTNP2MaU&feature=related

Now, the speed of light is approximately 186,282 miles per second.

The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles.

So each circuit Superman made of the Earth, he covered 24,901.55 miles. I am assuming he was circling the Earth around the equator, it appears that way in the vid.

Now....From :53 to about 1:03, he is completing about one circuit of the Earth per second. He builds up speed as he goes, up to the point where he is completing about 7-8 circuits per second. This is about around/at the speed of light.

Also, notice at :20. It takes him a full two seconds to get from the ground into the clouds.

And at :48, it takes him a full five seconds to fly from the clouds to outer space.

Now, going by what we saw in the vid, it takes Superman a full 10ish seconds to reach light speed, and this is when he is already traveling 24,901.55 miles per hour.

Point is that Superman cannot just take off and BAM achieve light speed. He needs time to do so. He cannot instantly speed blitz the castle at the speed of light.