Lesser of Two Evils.

Started by Kaibs5 pages

Everyday for the rest of your life dadudemon? or is it just like for a week? month? what?

"Would you rather be black or crippled?" - Peter Griffin.

Originally posted by Robtard
"Would you rather be black or crippled?" - Peter Griffin.

Well, they both give you money for doing nothing....
I'd go with black. NCAA is a very profitable company.

Originally posted by Robtard
"Would you rather be black or crippled?" - Peter Griffin.

DEFINITELY black.

i take the swift kick in the nuts and start wearing a cup

Originally posted by King Castle
i take the swift kick in the nuts and start wearing a cup

Read again bare nuts..

does that mean i have to shave them too?!
😑
after i invested the money and made my own independent wealth can i stop with the kicking?

the black or cripple one is a toughie...

how cripples, would it be something minor maybe a limp or is my leg all shriveled up and missing?

details man!

Originally posted by King Castle
does that mean i have to shave them too?!
😑
after i invested the money and made my own independent wealth can i stop with the kicking?

the black or cripple one is a toughie...

how cripples, would it be something minor maybe a limp or is my leg all shriveled up and missing?

details man!

I assume paraplegic or quadriplegic.

Also, taking the money results in bare nut kicking, every morning, for the rest of your life. Regardless of what happens, that's the choice you make.

I wanna make another.

You must choose to either eat a fresh, warm, pile of crap from a very nasty looking and smelling fat guy.

or

Poop back and forth with the same guy for one hour straight.

Which do you choose and why?

Edit- If you do not know what pooping back and forth is...heh...look it up.

Every morning? So when I'm 100?

Still wotrh a mil, I guess.

Originally posted by King Castle
does that mean i have to shave them too?!
😑
after i invested the money and made my own independent wealth can i stop with the kicking?

the black or cripple one is a toughie...

how cripples, would it be something minor maybe a limp or is my leg all shriveled up and missing?

details man!


Well, I would shave your nuts anyway. They're probably hairy.

you would shave my nuts? 😑

No. 😐

Ok. Get sprayed with pepper spray to the eyes. Every day.

Or

Have ghonorhea.

Originally posted by King Castle
you would shave my nuts? 😑
I would if you paid me. Straight guy shaving another guys nuts (while wearing surgical gloves, and with an electric razor), that makes us two of the most macho men around.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Ok. Get sprayed with pepper spray to the eyes. Every day.

Or

Have ghonorhea.

Gonnorhea.

Really?
Ewww.

Id take the pepper spray, Ive been sprayed with it before. Its not all that bad, after the burning sensation goes away.

Gonnorhea is curable, dude.

yeah, but you dick will look like someone took a shit and froze it into place.

Not if I caught it early on. That only happens if you ignore the infection and hope it goes away.

ahhhhh, still. that is eewwwww.