Lesser of Two Evils.

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Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Robtard
Why not keep the eye, get an extra @sshole and buy yourself a patch?
cause then i'd have to invest in more toilet paper.
whereas this way, i can pop out my fake eye, and stick my finger in my head to screw with people who are super high.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

You must make a choice. You must either:

A: Never again have an orgasm, or

B: Never again be able to scratch your skin when it itches.

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You must make a choice. You must either:

A: Never again have an orgasm, or

B: Never again be able to scratch your skin when it itches.

**** you john, **** you.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You must make a choice. You must either:

A: Never again have an orgasm, or

B: Never again be able to scratch your skin when it itches.

The second one. Because almost all itches fade, after a while. If I can't scratch that itch, then I'd just rub that itch and obtain the same relief, naw wut I meen bra?

I could have someone else scratch it, as well. I would have Milla Jovavich scratch my balls for me just to spit Toilet. I mean John.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Yeah, I would rather not scratch an itch.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
The second one. Because almost all itches fade, after a while. If I can't scratch that itch, then I'd just rub that itch and obtain the same relief, naw wut I meen bra?

I could have someone else scratch it, as well. I would have Milla Jovavich scratch my balls for me just to spit Toilet. I mean John.

Nope. No relief can be achieved. No rubbing and no third party hookers.

Robtard Senor Member

Would you rather walk in and catch your mother or father masturbating? You'll see everything.

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Robtard
Would you rather walk in and catch your mother or father masturbating? You'll see everything.
father.

Berbatov Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard
Would you rather walk in and catch your mother or father masturbating? You'll see everything.

the first one because I see the second one all the time anyway

OK here's one, would you rather be raped by Danny devito or be bukkaked by a black man first thing every morning for a month

King Castle Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Would you rather walk in and catch your mother or father masturbating? You'll see everything.
Dad.

would you rather sex your sister or your mother if you had no choice?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Neither. I'd die first.

Popping someone elses zit with your teeth, or wearing a used tampon on your head?

dadudemon Senior Member

Tamp on head.

Chew for 2 seconds and then swallow a chunky and thick loogie from a homeless that has emphysema

OR

Lick, one time, the taint from the same person. Assume he hasn't taken a bath or brushed his teeth for about 3 months.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Lick. And you are one sick sumana.

Donut covered in your mom's pewp or donut covered in your dad's semen. You must chew each bite 10 times.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lick. And you are one sick sumana.

Donut covered in your mom's pewp or donut covered in your dad's semen. You must chew each bite 10 times.

AHHHHHHHHHH!

🙁

Dad donut. 🙁

My same question to someone other than RJ:

Chew for 2 seconds and then swallow a chunky and thick loogie from a homeless that has emphysema

OR

Lick, one time, the taint from the same person. Assume he hasn't taken a bath or brushed his teeth for about 3 months.