"Bring out the gimp......!!!!!"

Since the ancient days of Rome, Emporers have been rigging fights by stabbing their scheduled opponent, wounding them before the games began to ensure a better chance of victory. This level of underhanded snidery, and skullduggery has been applied to debates, to alter outcomes by handicapping or "Gimping" on side in the face off premptively in this manner, and has lead to some funny scenarios.

So this a thread for all characters who are normally incapable of beating many adversaries to get their revenge on characters that have whupped them in fair fights, or just random matchups to show your cruelty, maliciousness, feelings of violence and come-uppance or violence in stitching beloved or hated characters up like kippers in the arena..... 😛 More evil the better.

Meant as a hoover for all gimp matches, and as fun not pointed at anyone.

Now....enjoy.....and "Bring out the gimp...!!!!!"

💃

Dobby (Harry Potter)

Vs

The death star and entire crew.

(The Death star is drained utterly of power except for life support, and all the clones have their eyes stabbed out on starting, and no armour either. No Sith or Jedi allowed. Dobby starts with an AK47 and has 60 clips.)

RogueJedi

Vs

The Batman

Batman is stripped naked, handcuffed, leg-cuffed and drugged to unconscious. RJ has shotgun with unlimited ammo.

The A-team (The A-Team)

Vs

Charles (Four weddings and a funeral)

(-The A-Team start the match in the back of the van with BA's nuts tied to a trip wire that will detonate the C4 that fills the front of the van, Hannibal is lobotomised, Murdock sedated on high doses of thorazine, Face is locked inside a safe with the lock busted.

-Charles starts with a flame thrower and 8 grenades.)

Originally posted by Robtard
RogueJedi

Vs

The Batman

Batman is stripped naked, handcuffed, leg-cuffed and drugged to unconscious. RJ has shotgun with unlimited ammo.

Yeah my moneys on the Texan there, for sure.

Hate to say it, but I think there's an above average chance Charles is likely to blow himself to shit, being the whiny little ***** he was.

Great movie though.

There is that chance but he has McClane's luck in that scenario too. 😛

Anton Chigur (No country for old men)

Vs

Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking the movie)

(Fight starts with Chigur having to remove the nosselgun of his own gas tank cannister from his ass, but his hands are tied above his head. He is soaked in gasoline.

Pippi starts with 4 hour prep, and has a Zippo and 3 sticks of TNT.)

I'm gonna gimp it to make a somewhat fair fight...

Darth Vader

vs

Harry Potter

Darth Vader can't use the force and doesn't have his armor on. He also has Jar Jar constantly mumbling in his ear and has the mentality that he had in TPM. There is also C4 shoved into Vader's ass. Harry Potter has the detenator for the C4.

Originally posted by Robtard
RogueJedi

Originally posted by Creshosk
I don't recall what movie he was in.

Relax there, fella. It's a gag thread.

Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon 3)

Vs

The entire crew of The Enterprise D.

(Jean Luc's posse cannot use phasers, transporters or any computers,
All security have been made triple amputees and have full eyeless gimpmasks on. And the computer's environmental controls are by default set to 25 per cent oxygen levels in the Federation guys start.

Leo has 8 months training in ST tech, A phaser rifle, a phaser side arm, full transporter privileges and has unlimited stamina and luck.)

Toht (Raiders of the lost ark) And a legion of 50 Nazis

vs

Maria Von Trapp (The sound of music)

(Toht is not able to issue orders to his Nazi forces, he himself starts the duel buried up to his neck in sand. The nazis are not allowed to use weapons. They are all afflicted with a condition in which their heads explode/melt Ark style if they hear singing.

Von Trapp is able to use all of Julie Andrew's Mary Poppins feats, and her umbrella has magical Nazi seeking missiles, she also has twin uzis with unlimited ammo.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon 3)

Vs

The entire crew of The Enterprise D.

(Jean Luc's posse cannot use phasers, transporters or any computers,
All security have been made triple amputees and have full eyeless gimpmasks on. And the computer's environmental controls are by default set to 25 per cent oxygen levels in the Federation guys start.

Leo has 8 months training in ST tech, A phaser rifle, a phaser side arm, full transporter privileges and has unlimited stamina and luck.)

poor poor Enterprise

LMAO awesome thread

Blade

vs.

Cam Wexler

Blade suffers from blindness, paraplegia, HIV, asthma, heart failure, 3rd grade concussion, broken arms, broken legs, no fangs, no sword, no guns, no equipment whatsoever, while Cam has a healing factor, adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, laser eyes, bullet-timing reflexes, Iron Man suit, and rocket launcher with unlimited ammo.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I don't recall what movie he was in.

Originally posted by DarkNemesis
LMAO awesome thread

Blade

vs.

Cam Wexler

Blade suffers from blindness, paraplegia, HIV, asthma, heart failure, 3rd grade concussion, broken arms, broken legs, no fangs, no sword, no guns, no equipment whatsoever, while Cam has a healing factor, adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, laser eyes, bullet-timing reflexes, Iron Man suit, and rocket launcher with unlimited ammo.

😂
LOL Thats the stuff.

Lois Lane (Superman: The movie)

Vs

William Wallace's army (Braveheart)

(To make it "fair", Wallace's army start stuck to the floor with 700% gravity localised entirely to the Scots, Lois starts with a free shot, with a small tactical nuke in the middle of the army area, she has flame units, grenades, and 12 50-calibre machine guns that she can operate from within her 12 ft thick walled battle bunker...And she can also get help from Superman, if needed.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Lois Lane (Superman: The movie)

Vs

William Wallace's army (Braveheart)

...And she can also get help from Superman, if needed.)

That last part is all you needed. 😛

Yeah... That part was just gratuitous frivolity.. 😛