"Bring out the gimp......!!!!!"

Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Anton Chigur (No country for old men)

Vs

Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking the movie)

(Fight starts with Chigur having to remove the nosselgun of his own gas tank cannister from his ass, but his hands are tied above his head. He is soaked in gasoline.

Pippi starts with 4 hour prep, and has a Zippo and 3 sticks of TNT.)

Originally posted by quanchi112
Someone needs to get sadako to the emergency room. His ******* is bleeding the likes of which I have never seen.

Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Eyeballs? Yes they are after having read yet more asinine and inane drivel from you on my monitor.

I was being facetious, of course.

It was obvious that you were once again projecting your extensive butthurt on to me....which you always do. You literally zan not help yourself.

Anyway.. back on topic, please.

Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)

Vs

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Spock (Star Trek XI, XII)

Vs

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Match starts with Spock fully amped up, with Uhura on hand to help him out when in danger, she has a Phaser, he has nerve pinch, is given full Vulcan strength, get unlimited shots at Anakin who cannot fight back here. He has no armour, no use of the force and his lightsabre is stripped from him and all combat and forcechoke feats are not allowed..Spock may also call for beam ups and orbital strikes from Enterprise should he lose.

Rematch thread.

"Concession accepted."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Concession accepted."

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.

This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gimped Spock in your thread as well since he is unarmed.

My other thread, you mean? Thats why you're desperately yapping at it's legs, trying to hijack them both to make it all about you.

I'm telling you, Robtards telling you, a mod may have to tell you soon.

ok

miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun

vs

batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is a humor thread, stop trying to make it about you. You have several of your own threads you've done that in already. Go do your flips there 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok

miss piggy armed with a mounted mini-gun

vs

batman with all his weaponry taken away and back still broken by bane, bound in doggy-style position with anal caliper at its widest setting.

wtf are you crying about now?

that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wtf are you crying about now?

that post had nothing to do with you. pretentious attention whore drama queen.

Originally posted by quanchi112
herp derp etc

stfu lady clown

Originally posted by focus4chumps
stfu lady clown

STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.

Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..

Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.

Like I stated in the other thread:

If we could all put our penises away and GET BACK ON TOPIC, please?

This thread is a light hearted one about joke mismatches and humorous outcomes.

NOT FOR DICK WAVING AND FLAMING!

"I win!" "You suck!" "You lost!" WHO F*CKING CARES?!

Use the social thread for that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
STILL at it, eh Quan...? Fine. Have it your way.

Gimping in regular threads is dumb and cheapens debating and thusly the forum.
Thats what this thread is for: a vacuum cleaner for shitty, gimped, pointless threads, as well as humorously unfair mismatches due to gimping..

Keep derailing it and trying to destroy it by attempting to make this about you and I'll have no choice but to report you.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=575834&pagenumber=1

Attempting to gimp Zans mindset and relegate him to attacking a dragon.