"Bring out the gimp......!!!!!"

It INCLUDES his mindet and screenfeats.

Anyways, back on topic:

Elijah Price (Unbreakable)

The Hulk (Avengers)

Banner is injected with a serum that prevents his transformation into The Hulk, and also is injected with something that destroys his neural pathways controlling his body too, paralysing him. No help from any fellow Avengers is available, and he starts the match on a sawmill which is running he has explosives on his balls, ready to go of when they recieve a trigger signal..

Elijah starts the match with skeletal coverings with adamantium , can has a dual wield of flamethrower and the gun from District 9, and has a stomp box that sends the signal to the Hulk balls blower upper device and starts his attack with stamping on it immediately. He has total control over the sawmill speed too.

What did Hulk ever do to you?

Ha. 😛

Rita (Groundhog Day)

Vs

The entire army of Ents (Lord of the rings: Two Towers)

The Ents are rooted to the spot, they cannot move, talk or communicate with each other in any way what so ever.

Rita is in a jet bomber, armed with incendiaries that emit axes among the shrapnel, napalm, small nukes, spray that kills pretty much all plant life it touches, has over 20 years flight training, and has two heavy calibre explosive round firing gatling type cannons on each wing, and also has Phil's abilities to learn from each day evolving her understanding until she can perfect her attack.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It INCLUDES his mindet and screenfeats.

Anyways, back on topic:

Elijah Price (Unbreakable)

The Hulk (Avengers)

Banner is injected with a serum that prevents his transformation into The Hulk, and also is injected with something that destroys his neural pathways controlling his body too, paralysing him. No help from any fellow Avengers is available, and he starts the match on a sawmill which is running he has explosives on his balls, ready to go of when they recieve a trigger signal..

Elijah starts the match with skeletal coverings with adamantium , can has a dual wield of flamethrower and the gun from District 9, and has a stomp box that sends the signal to the Hulk balls blower upper device and starts his attack with stamping on it immediately. He has total control over the sawmill speed too.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=576402&highlight=Unicron+vs

This poster gimped McClane against Unicron. It was awful spite.

Still spamming links, and not contributing? Ok. This is down to you. But not about you, despite how bad you want it to be..well you know the score: Not gonna be my fault you chose not to pay attention.

Conan (The Barbarian)

Vs

Dudley "Booger" Dawson

Conan starts the match without sword, crucified, and set on fire he cannot break free, due to the fact that all his arms and legs are broken.

Dudley starts the match with full Robocop armour, Jetpack, gun arm with added War Machine components and has access of controlling 3 ED-209 units all pointing their guns at Conan.

funny that they feel personally offended by a thread mocking the general act of gimping.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Still spamming links, and not contributing? Ok. This is down to you. But not about you, despite how bad you want it to be..well you know the score: Not gonna be my fault you chose not to pay attention.

Conan (The Barbarian)

Vs

Dudley "Booger" Dawson

Conan starts the match without sword, crucified, and set on fire he cannot break free, due to the fact that all his arms and legs are broken.

Dudley starts the match with full Robocop armour, Jetpack, gun arm with added War Machine components and has access of controlling 3 ED-209 units all pointing their guns at Conan.

Its not a debate thread. Its list thread of gimped matches. And its not about you, so stop screaming like a BeeGee with it's nuts caught in a car door..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its not a debate thread. Its list thread of gimped matches. And its not about you, so stop screaming like a BeeGee with it's nuts caught in a car door..

Originally posted by focus4chumps
funny that they feel personally offended by a thread mocking the general act of gimping.

Yes. Mighty strange, that!

Fully manned Borg cube (Star Trek, Star Trek first contact)

Vs

Tiny Tim (A christmas carol)

The Borg start the match with the Queen dead, and with quantum and subspace detonation devices planted all throughout the structure of their cube Tim has the trigger.
The Borg all are fitted with unthreatening clown costumes, have posies dangling from their food waste ports and their transporters, if used, will turn them into custard.

Tim is in a 38th century borg proof federation warship. He is made a member of the Q continuum and has the option of sending in species 8472 if any successful act of aggression by the Borg is committed. He starts the match by triggering the subspace weapons and quantum weapons.

Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek)

vs.

Aaron the Midget (Eastbound & Down)

Khan is eased back into cryosleep after throwing down enough chloroform margaritas to tranquilize Smaug. (Ha, see what I did there?!) Kahn will retain his physical and mental attributes so long as he remains in slumber.

Aaron is armed with the Sword of Omens, the Master Sword, and Captain America's shield. He can also access the Avatar State, phazon-powered Hyper Mode, and Super Saiyan 4. His abilities include Sacred Fire, Great Aether (with both swords), Chaos Blast, Kamehameha, and Falcon Punch. He starts the match yelling "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" as he charges with a planet annihilating Falcon Punch after instantly achieving all mention transformations.

(Sorry I couldn't post pics. You're on the internet, so look'em up. But still, sorry about that.)

Good post...Liking the thinking.