Rambo versus Endor

Originally posted by Robtard
And there's a difference in stalking a group of 4-5 vs a group of 50+. He's not going to jump out and kick-ass against vastly superior numbers, as he's not done that. In films 2,3 & 4, he both had help and was saved by his teammate(s).

Bingo, metal bits can move through joints, hinges, sections etc. Refer to my earlier comment, 'Weaker compared to what"? is the question, just saying "it's weaker so an RPG will destroy it" is a BS statement. Sure the neck's weaker compared to the solid armoured sides, but how weak is it?

The point was to illustrate that metal can move and that your "not metal stuff" angle was nonsense. Glad you finally agree.

In this fight, Rambo has a weeks prep and unlimited claymores, dude. You keep ignoring that.

It was weak enough that light blaster fire destroyed the cockpit.

I never denied that.

Like magnetic resonance scans arent gonna show where all the claymores are.... 🙄

Besides when the whole place starts exploding due to AT-AT fire taking out the claymores, they will probably blow Rambo to bits ...?

And what happens if the ATATs go round the Claymored area?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In this fight, Rambo has a weeks prep and unlimited claymores, dude. You keep ignoring that.

It was weak enough that light blaster fire destroyed the cockpit.

I never denied that.

Let me guess, he places a claymore behind each and every tree, bush and shrubbery, right?

The Stormtroopers will also continue to blindly walk into the tri-lines 10's at a time over and over and over, claymore after claymore after claymore. They won't think "hey, maybe we should walk slowly and check as we step" and they certainly won't use their blasters and/or detonators to shoot and/or bast a wide area in front of them, thereby likely destroying any claymores they were walking into. Na, THAT certainly isn't on the menu.

I already told you. REPEAT: That was after it suffered a large fall and if you look at the video, the first shot does nothing; the second shot hits it above the neck on the body and then it explodes. This is also you assuming that an RPG is at least equal too the snow-speeders blasters. What unit of measure did you use to come to this conclusion? Keep ignoring that.

If by not denying you mean repeated that the neck was "not metal stuff", then sure.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Like magnetic resonance scans arent gonna show where all the claymores are.... :rolleyes

Besides when the whole place starts exploding due to AT-AT fire taking out the claymores, they will probably blow Rambo to bits ...?

And what happens if the ATATs go round the Claymored area?

Hell, he could don a dead stormtrooper uniform, enter the AT AT's, one at a time, and lay waste to them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Hell, he could don a dead stormtrooper uniform, enter the AT AT's, one at a time, and lay waste to them.

1) I'd imagine bullet holes or parts of the armor being damaged or missing due to claymore damage would alert the AT-AT commander that something was not on the up and up.

2) Rambo is 5'5" and braod shouldered, likely be slim pickings in armor that would fit right, should he manage to overcome 1.

3)His "ah, aye, ah oh" manner of speaking would be another problem, should be overcome 1 and 2.

Survey says: Entering an AT-AT not a probably plan.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) I'd imagine bullet holes or parts of the armor being damaged or missing due to claymore damage would alert the AT-AT commander that something was not on the up and up.

Win.

2) Rambo is 5'5" and braod shouldered, likely be slim pickings in armor that would fit right, should he manage to overcome 1.

3)His "ah, aye, ah oh" manner of speaking would be another problem, should be overcome 1 and 2.

Survey says: Entering an AT-AT not a probably plan.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, but stormtroopers don't have those in their helmets.

You seriously think Rambo will get caught up in all that? lulz, dude.

facepalm You really gotta learn how to read, dude. The AT AT's aren't getting into the forest, it's too dense. Rambo takes out the troops with the claymores and his guns. He the takes out the AT ST's with the RPG. Then and only then does he deal with the AT AT's.

Hell, he could don a dead stormtrooper uniform, enter the AT AT's, one at a time, and lay waste to them.

You really should learn how to watch Return of the Jedi...to read...to think... to embrace logic and reason.... the list is quite vast. 🙂

Walkers are all over the place. Even ATATs are shown going through it.

If they could destroy the rebel's shield generator in ESB in such a massive explosion, a few tree trunks will not present a problem.
Also TPM shows that really old Empire affiliate tech like TF vehicles seen on Naboo can clear trees easily.... and empire tech is way more advanced that TF tech..

As for the stormtrooper idea, nice but ultimately laughable for the reasons that Robtard points out. Try agin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Rambo is of average height. Stallone is not.

LOLZ Incredible. What do you base that on...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All it takes it one stormtrooper walking around, clumsy as hell, then BOOM, Rambo is on him, cuts his throat, takes his armor. You know, dude ends up like Mitch. Poor little Mitch, he said Gault and the others were hard on the guy.

Win.

Rambo is of average height. Stallone is not.

Sure, Rambo never improvises!!!!

Nah, it's a sure fire way for a win. Remember Han fooling those guys in ROTJ? Same shit.

So there's 500 troopers and instead of breaking off into squads to search and sweep, one's just going to start wandering alone, when they know Rambo is out there? This sounds logical?

Likely a lose.

Rambo is a midget same as Stallone, you clearly see this in the films. Stallone doesn't stand on soap-boxs like Tom Cruz in order to make his characters look taller. Least not in First Blood, you see how short he is when they're taking him to jail. Midget, dude. Broad-shouldered midget.

When has Rambo improvised with his voice?

"sure fire" once Rambo gets passed trying to get a suit of armor that isn't filled with holes or torn-up, one that fit's his short yet broad frame and somehow manages to disguise his "ah, aye, ah oh" voice.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You really should learn how to watch Return of the Jedi...to read...to think... to embrace logic and reason.... the list is quite vast. 🙂

Walkers are all over the place. Even ATATs are shown going through it.

If they could destroy the rebel's shield generator in ESB in such a massive explosion, a few tree trunks will not present a problem.
Also TPM shows that really old Empire affiliate tech like TF vehicles seen on Naboo can clear trees easily.... and empire tech is way more advanced that TF tech..

As for the stormtrooper idea, nice but ultimately laughable for the reasons that Robtard points out. Try agin.

How they gonna see what to shoot at? Rambo'll RPG the weak points first.

And sure, but this:

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Sylvester-Stallone-347.html

US Actor from Rocky and Rambo. "I'm shorter and skinnier than you Expected". In a 1991 interview with Longevity magazine he says: "I'm 5'10" and in 1993 NY Times said "I'm exactly 5 feet 10 1/2 inches". A 1978 Playboy claim, as commenter Bam pointed towards quoted Sly claiming early on that "I'm five feet ten and three quarters tall"

Cinema.com on meeting him, "Sly, shorter than you expect at 5-foot-eight" and pre-www, in 1990 Chicago Times was even bringing up the subject of footwear, "The real-life Rambo is an official 5 foot 10 1/2 inches tall, but that is with the generous boost of what can only be described as elevator shoes". Indeed, a specialist shoemaker once commented that "I made him 4.5 inches taller for 16 years!", although this is an exaggeration..

Yeah......

Originally posted by Robtard

When has Rambo improvised with his voice?

And that platform was among trees in the entire planet wide forest.
It was shown returning with Skywalker to the platform from another location away from the platform.

The RPG'll likely do nothing.

The RPG would betray his location, a fact raised above that you seem to ignore.

But outside of this he'd be scanned, located and destroyed anyways=dead muscle midget.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And that platform was among trees in the entire planet wide forest.
It was shown returning with Skywalker to the platform from another location away from the platform.

The RPG'll likely do nothing.

The RPG would betray his location, a fact raised above that you seem to ignore.

The troops'll be dead by that time, as will the AT ST's. The AT AT's are Rambo's dessert.

But outside of this he'd be scanned, located and destroyed anyways=dead muscle midget.

And what cleared it? 🙂 AT ATs, most likely.. The weapons would pwn trees any old day of the week. 🙂

Again, what are you basing that on..? You sound like a man who needs to listen to Billy Bob Thornton's firecracker/jar explanation of explosives in Armageddon. Thats armours too strong for energy weapons such as blasters, according to those who fought the empire.... so why is Rambo's piddly earth tech weapon (that would betray Rambo's location anyway) gonna even bother it..?

Pretty sure you're wrong again.. Watch the opening act of ESB scanners are mentioned. Luke also uses scanner when approaching Dagobah.
(The scanners you deny exist are so blatantly existant onscreen that this is another subtle clue pointing at your person who knows nothing about SW masquerading as someone who is its biggest fan. Next you'll be telling us that there was no Desert shown at any point in the saga....or that the words "I've got a bad feeling about this" were never once spoken, if it were to suit an "Argument" of yours.. )

Scanning equipment was also shown being taken onto the Millenium Falcon in ANH too.
(Has Rambo got shielded smuggler's compartments like Han's..? Nope.)

Hes screwed. Have a nice day. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And what cleared it? 🙂 AT ATs, most likely.. The weapons would pwn trees any old day of the week. 🙂

Again, what are you basing that on..? You sound like a man who needs to listen to Billy Bob Thornton's firecracker/jar explanation of explosives in Armageddon. Thats armours too strong for energy weapons such as blasters, according to those who fought the empire.... so why is Rambo's piddly earth tech weapon (that would betray Rambo's location anyway) gonna even bother it..?

The neck is a weak point, dude. Get with the program.

Pretty sure you're wrong again.. Watch the opening act of ESB scanners are mentioned. Luke also uses scanner when approaching Dagobah.
(The scanners you deny exist are so blatantly existant onscreen that this is another subtle clue pointing at your person who knows nothing about SW masquerading as someone who is its biggest fan. Next you'll be telling us that there was no Desert shown at any point in the saga....or that the words "I've got a bad feeling about this" were never once spoken, if it were to suit an "Argument" of yours.. )

On Hoth, they detected the energy coming from the shield generator.

In ESB, Luke detected life forms. Endor is chocked full of life forms.

Try again.

Scanning equipment was also shown being taken onto the Millenium Falcon in ANH too.
(Has Rambo got shielded smuggler's compartments like Han's..? Nope.)

Hes screwed. Have a nice day. 🙂

Ergo scanners exist. 🙂

Nothing wrong with those necks. The one that blew up when it was shot by the speeder, was already f**ked up by the fall... And RPG most likely lacks the focus to do the damage, as explained above.
🙂

This is why the going for the legs with cables was opted for.
Thats why the battle didnt start with advice from Luke like "Go for the necks, they're weak there, its our only chance of stopping them." 🙄

So they set it to eliminate the non-humans from its readings...or maybe they just premeptively level the whole area when the 1st few Scouts get massacred. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ergo scanners exist. 🙂

Nothing wrong with those necks. The one that blew up when it was shot by the speeder, was already f**ked up by the fall... And RPG most likely lacks the focus to do the damage, as explained above.
🙂

This is why the going for the legs with cables was opted for.
Thats why the battle didnt start with advice from Luke like "Go for the necks, they're weak there, its our only chance of stopping them." 🙄

So they set it to eliminate the non-humans from its readings...or maybe they just premeptively level the whole area when the 1st few Scouts get massacred. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, come on, I can change my voice in many ways. Stop this.

Rambo: "Ah, aye, ah oh, I seeks entrance into the AT-AT."

Commander: "Reason Trooper?"

Rambo: "Ah, aye, ah oh, cos I has valuable information."

Commander: "State it over the com."

Rambo: "Ah, aye, ah oh, I tells it to you inside."

Commander: "Who is this, state your name, rank and designation."

Rambo: "Ah, aye ah oh, I'ma Trooper."

Commander: "Fire on him, he's the target."

haermm

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy? ...

Nuff saud.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...or maybe they just premptively level the whole area when the 1st few Scouts get massacred. 🙂

More likely.

'Nuff said.