Rambo versus Endor

Started by Robtard21 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy? ...

Nuff saud.

And what does Han Solo calling to a Trooper for help while pretending to be a member from the scanning crew have anything to do with Rambo trying to enter an AT-AT, especially when they're on alert and hunting someone?

Good reference though, but it has nothing to do with this.

Originally posted by Robtard
And what does Han Solo calling to a Trooper for help while pretending to be a member from the scanning crew have anything to do with Rambo trying to enter an AT-AT, especially when they're on alert and hunting someone?

Good reference though, but it has nothing to do with this.

No.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pol_Treidum

In 0 BBY he noticed two stormtroopers were not at their posts by the captured Millennium Falcon. After trying unsuccessfully to hail stormtrooper TK-421 through the comm system, Treidum looked out of the observation port to see a disguised Luke Skywalker walk down the Falcon's loading ramp and bumped a fist at his helmet. Taking this to mean there was a faulty transmitter, Pol opened the door to go check on the problem, only to be knocked back into the room by Chewbacca's fist. His partner was shot by Han Solo while he was killed by Chewbacca.

Rambo taps the side of his helmet, the commander thinks he has a faulty communicator, doors open, then rape.

Han was tall enough to get away with it.....and was ex imperial navy.

For that reason, he'd know how to fool the Imperials, unlike Rambo.

Rambo is 5'10.

Next?

Not unless everyone he faced was 11ft 3.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not unless everyone he faced was 11ft 3.

BTW, genius, it was Luke tapping his helmet. And no, Rambo is 5'10. Deal with it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pol_Treidum

In 0 BBY he noticed two stormtroopers were not at their posts by the captured Millennium Falcon. After trying unsuccessfully to hail stormtrooper TK-421 through the comm system, Treidum looked out of the observation port to see a disguised Luke Skywalker walk down the Falcon's loading ramp and bumped a fist at his helmet. Taking this to mean there was a faulty transmitter, Pol opened the door to go check on the problem, only to be knocked back into the room by Chewbacca's fist. His partner was shot by Han Solo while he was killed by Chewbacca.

Rambo taps the side of his helmet, the commander thinks he has a faulty communicator, doors open, then rape.

Ah, that scene, though you meant the Millenium Falcon one.

Fair enough, let's say Rambo is able to both find a suit that fits him where he doesn't look like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes for a laugh and a suit that isn't full of holes or partially blown apart.

He then approaches an AT-AT, taps his head in a "no coms" fashion, the AT-AT commander just decides to not signal him to remove his helmet despite having hundreds of Troopers killed and knowing there's a guerrilla fighter stalking, Rambo enters and kills everyone. Done. Goes beyond logic/reason, but done.

What's he doing about the second AT-AT?

So? Luke sat at home masturbating about joining the academy for all those seasons, he probably knew the regs/SOPs as well as Han, Einstein.

Moaning little bookworm "...Power convertors wahhhhhhhh" biotch that he was.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rambo is 5'10.

Next?

Watch First Blood, when he's cuffed and in jail, you can see how short he is, not surprisingly, he's as short as Sylvester Stallone. 5'5"ish

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, that scene, though you meant the Millenium Falcon one.

Fair enough, let's say Rambo is able to both find a suit that fits him where he doesn't look like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes for a laugh and a suit that isn't full of holes or partially blown apart.

He then approaches an AT-AT, taps his head in a "no coms" fashion, the AT-AT commander just decides to not signal him to remove his helmet despite having hundreds of Troopers killed and knowing there's a guerrilla fighter stalking, Rambo enters and kills everyone. Done. Goes beyond logic/reason, but done.

What's be doing about the second AT-AT?

The commander will fall for ir, they're all inept idiots.

The troops are all dead in the forest, there's only the pilot, the commander, the gunner and the 3 deck officers.

He uses the first AT AT to blow it away, or repeats the process.

Asian dudes aren't known for their height either, and they are a good indicator in the flashbacks too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The commander will fall for ir, they're all inept idiots.

The troops are all dead in the forest, there's only the pilot, the commander, the gunner and the 3 deck officers.

He uses the first AT AT to blow it away, or repeats the process.

No they're not. Thats hideous generalisation.
They sustained the empire's occupation of the SW galaxy for all that time....and some kicked ass for the republic before THAT.

And they were all shown onscreen as idiots. Hence Vader force choking like it was a bodily function.

Nope. Not all of them.

Besides: They were Admirals. 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The commander will fall for ir, they're all inept idiots.

The troops are all dead in the forest, there's only the pilot, the commander, the gunner and the 3 deck officers.

He uses the first AT AT to blow it away, or repeats the process.

Let's just pretend one AT-AT Commander does, even after 500 Troopers were apparently killed by your account.

Rambo can now single-handily pilot and fire an AT-AT, something both completely foreign to him and something that normally takes 2-3 trained men to operate?

This all seems plausible to you? <-- serious question.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Not all of them.

Besides: They were Admirals. 🙄

Ah, all Admirals, the highest ranking and best trained.......see that?

Now that I think about it, The ATAT commanders were shown to be very efficient.
Especially with all that 'managing to destroy the shield generator and follow their orders to the letter' business on Hoth.

Vader actually congratulated one for his excellence in service with a "Good Work, commander" in ROTJ..... Now how many people in Star Wars EVER heard that from Vader....?

Originally posted by Robtard
Let's just pretend one AT-AT Commander does, even after 500 Troopers were apparently killed by your account.

Rambo can now single-handily pilot and fire an AT-AT, something both completely foreign to him and something that normally takes 2-3 trained men to operate?

This all seems plausible to you? <-- serious question.

OK, Rambo exits the AT AT, approaches the second, limping as if wounded, carrying a dead admiral, claims he killed Rambo, the door opens.......raaaaaaaaaaaaaape.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, all Admirals, the highest ranking and best trained.......see that?

And look at the minor offenses they were killed for...
Some that weren't even really their fault at all. 🙂

Their deaths spoke more loudly of Vader's strictness and 100% intolorance of failure and using fear to command his troops, than it does of any actual incompetance on their part.. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, Rambo exits the AT AT, approaches the second, limping as if wounded, carrying a dead admiral, claims he killed Rambo, the door opens.......raaaaaaaaaaaaaape.

Where are these Admirals coming from...?

We only see AT-AT commanders on the ATATs.
Their orders are issued from command stations via Hologram.