Picard Vs Potter

Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT!

Picard throws the tea on Potters (non existant) male genitalia, and so he wins while Potter is on the ground screaming

We all know we would if that happened.........

Originally posted by Robtard
Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT!

Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force

Picard rapes at transwarp speed here.

No way can blind, scaulded faced Potter deal with Picard's guile, cunning, experience in life Picard (being over 110 by the time of TNG, including 'the Inner Light'😉
His single handed McPwing of Terrorists/thieves invading a deserted enterprise in Starship mine..a man with all the combat experince of the Borg and their combined knowledges of how to efficiently kill all life forms. Locutus/Picard as shown in First Contact could assimilate Harry.
Picard who is from a point in time where all current fight styles will be known to Picard... Picard who layed the smack down along side James T Kirk himself to save that system of people...

Harry does what ever he does at first move, then Picard leaves the Nexus and goes back to just before that point and kicks Harry square in the nutsack.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force

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My God, stop, just stop....Look at how fast Harry is here:

YouTube video

Anyone who says Picard closes the gap and beats Harry down is the epitome of PotterHate.

I didnt. He throws tea on Potter which incapacitates him and then proceeds to kill him. Simple, Potter will be like "Hey you have tea! Ima be British now and drink it after i take it from you, not bothering to do anything!"

All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey 😎

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh Rob, you fail.....

Originally posted by Nephthys
All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey 😎

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.

Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas.

Hey man, it's not just tea. It's EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, he can dodge spells, but not a cup of tea 🙄

They're in a dojo type setting/fight, they're about 5 feet apart. Potter isn't Spider-man, dude.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Hey man, it's not just tea. It's [b]EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think. [/B]

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Too powerful for Potter.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Too powerful for Potter.

Potter has not met the Picard Force 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Potter has not met the Picard Force 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force

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Earl Grey is like Popeye's Spinach! 😆

Here's how I see what happens:

As soon as the fight starts, Picard throws his "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." right in Potter's face. Then, he screams, "THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!"

That should end the fight. hmm