Twilight vs. Hancock

Originally posted by Robtard
Twilight vampires may be able to run at a thousands of MPH, but they don't fight that way, as seen with their fights with the wolves. Same goes for Hancock, his flight speed is likely WAY up there, but he's no speed-brawler, as seen in his fight with the white-girl. So if the only way the vampires can win here is by running away/around for a stalemate, then logic dictates Hancock is the victor.

In a match where one side literally has no way of winning and the other does, it's logical to give the victory to the one with a chance, no matter how slight. This has been an unwritten rule for some time in here.

I don't think the vampires can win this thread, ever. But there's also vampires that Hancock will never be able to kill because of their "special" gifts.

Meaning, no one can actually win this thread.

But, FA wants to say that those other vampires' powers don't count until the movie comes out. So I'll revive about a dozen threads when Breaking Dawn comes out.

Originally posted by dadudemon

But, FA wants to say that those other vampires' powers don't count until the movie comes out. So I'll revive about a dozen threads when Breaking Dawn comes out.

Jane's count. Coupled with the fact she has sufficient reflexes, thats enough for me.

Originally posted by Placidity
Jane's count. Coupled with the fact she has sufficient reflexes, thats enough for me.

I supose. But isn't there a way for him to avoid her "sight" and still smash her to bits?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I supose. But isn't there a way for him to avoid her "sight" and still smash her to bits?

Well, thats assuming he knows whats up with the Vampires. OP doesn't say they are aware of each others powers.

So theres no reason for Hancock to blitz her from the get-go (even if he did her mind is fast enough to react IMO, although I will entertain the idea that she is caught off-guard by his speed). There are many targets on the battlefield, thats ALL Vampires and Werewolves from Twilight. Wolves will probably engage first.

Arguing from the other side, the Vampires/Werewolves will think they can take him down no problemo, some will get torn apart when they try and tango with him, but Jane will use her powers on him, and he won't know to avoid her.

And as Rob said, Hancock will fight like the way he fought Mary.

Hancock CIS off/full potential AND awareness of enemy abilities? He would take it easily. In this battle, I don't think so.

I'd pay gold to watch hancock shove Bella's head up Edward's ass.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
I'd pay gold to watch hancock shove Bella's head up Edward's ass.

Bella's head would turn to goo in the process because his buttcheeks are too hard.

Also, if he tried to shove a vampire Bella's head up Edward's ass, Edward's ass would crack off his crack...his two little rump roasts would break right off.

LOL if you really think twilight vamps have any chance i suggest you go watch hancock 😬

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
LOL if you really think twilight vamps have any chance i suggest you go watch hancock 😬

Who are you talking to?

anybody who thinks twilight vamps have a chance

Originally posted by Robtard
But as it pertains to the thread, Edward will get what he's always dreamed about, short-shorts boy's wolf-head up his vampire ass.

Yeah no way a bunch of blood suckers are going to take down hancock. He can decapitate a person with a punch.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Yeah no way a bunch of blood suckers are going to take down hancock. He can decapitate a person with a punch.

Wrong my friend, he can decapitate a person by flicking a booger at their forehead.

Bella's head would turn to goo in the process because his buttcheeks are too hard.

His skin's still flexible numbnuts, it's as hard as granite, not as unyielding.

Originally posted by Nephthys
His skin's still flexible numbnuts, it's as hard as granite, not as unyielding.

No, it's just as hard as I described.

The movies are going to have a hard time showing the times when Bella kisses edward and she describes it in the books a "kissing cold stone". How are they supposed to show his flesh as completely unyielding to a meatbag while trying to get 13-year olds to sigh with their moms?

Everything about him was hard as a rock, to Bella, before the
change to a vampire. It was only after the change that Bella could feel the "softness" of the "flexible" stone.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota

Hahahahaa

Hancock has the actual visual effect of breaking the sound barrier, he does not need to build up speed, he goes from zero to max pretty much instantly when he needs to IIRC.

And yes, escape velocity does apply to him. So at the very least he is Mach 34...but in truth he's far faster than that.

After he carved the hearts logo on the moon (before anyone noticed and thus it would require immense mental processing speeds/reaction time) he came back to Earth in very same night. The way he made it sound, it was all done in mere minutes too--the carving and the travel back.

At Mach 34, it would take him roughly 9 hours to get back, and it did not take him anywhere close to that.