Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Oh, so you're following up your "Wolverine's HF is almost impossible to overcome (except when it serves to excuse his beatdowns)" manuever with a "somehow, Wolverine during this period of his career wasn't portrayed right" excuse. How predictable.
So, how does my saying that he healed slower back then, turn into me saying that his healing "wasn't portrayed right"? Two different concepts, buddy.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Wolverine ran through Mister X's goons effortlessly. Those two "world class assassins" stabbed him a few times and were immediately tooled. That "superhuman bodyguard," Blok that engages Wolverine at the end? He missed with his attack, fell through a roof and was choked out with his own tie. Yeah... sounds like one of the "most brutal assaults ever." Hours later, redressed and ready for action, Wolverine shows up to get his butt kicked in H2H by Mister X. Trying to act like Mister X only beat him because Wolverine endured one of the "most brutal assaults ever" is an hilariously bad excuse that is neither portrayed, nor stated, nor suggested before during or after their initial fight.
Sure, he might have wrecked Mr. X's army, but they still took their toll. Not only was he repeatedly shot up, but he was also stabbed and burned multiple times, enough for one of X's goons to state "You can't hurt this guy either... you name it, he just laughs it off." Yeah, they "stabbed him a few times" including in the throat, and before Blok's rush at the end, he'd smashed in Logan's face twice before, and sliced him up with his spear. But yeah, we'll take your misrepresentation over what actually happened.
And I don't know who told you that Wolverine's healing factor takes just a couple of hours to recharge, but they told you wrong. When Wolverine takes that much punishment, it takes time for his healing factor to recover. And yeah, it was suggested, by the fact that the same writer had Wolverine take multiple piercings, shootings, explosions, and shots to the face, without losing consciousness, also wrote him being knocked out with a few punches and kicks later on. But no, there's NO reason for that whatsoever, amirite?
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
In any case, what was Wolverine's excuse when Blok sucker-punched Wolverine and knocked him out cold in the Mister X/Wolverine rematch? Let me guess, Wolverine stabbing through himself, a clip of bullets, a single flamethrower blast, and a few stabs was again... one of the "most brutal assaults ever" that utterly taxed Wolverine's HF, amirite?
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Lol, no, just those things-PLUS everything else he'd gone through! What's hard to understand? Wolverine's healing factor runs on energy, the less it has, the poorer it performs. A couple of hours was NOT enough time to recover from extensive use, so why would the few minutes he was unconscious suddenly make him alright? Please.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Excuse me, but he did slump to his knees and he couldn't even move. His body wouldn't even respond.Patch was lucky Roughouse wasn't following up with more of a beatdown and they were more concerned with kidnapping Tyger.
Slump to his knees? You mean push himself off the ground, after getting his face planted in it, right? Yeah, his body couldn't respond-for all of one panel. Then he was up again, carrying Tyger away. And this was a much weaker Wolverine than the one that fought Thor. And did you even read the fight? The only thing that kept Roughouse from following up was Karma. Bloodscream was taking care of Tyger, Roughouse was totally focused on Logan. Read it again before responding this time.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Yeah, we saw what a clusterf@ck that mockery of a battlezone turned out to be. Trying to act like aim blocking and aim dodging are FTL or FTB feats. I imagine you like to use aim dodging and aim blocking as speed feats too, amirite? Thor's got them in spades. But let me guess, they're good for Wolverine... but not Thor, amirite? What? You're not going to act like a hypocrite and allow us to match all of Wolverine's aim blocking/dodging nonsense with Thor's? Oh? So man up or shut up. We know what you chose. So again, you haven't posted anything worth spit.
Lol, this is hilarious. Why? Here's why:
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
[b]III. SUPERSPEEDAs for FTL reactions that can be measured in nanoseconds (light travels one foot per nanosecond), he's swung and swatted away Blastaar's energy blasts in Thor #270:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed15270.jpg
Far from a one-off FTL feat, he does the same to Mole Man's energy blaster shot in Marvel Two-In-One #96:
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Stats/ThorSuperspeed15aMarvelTwo-In-One96.jpg
Here, Enchantress shoots a blast at Captain America and Thor reacts with FTL speed to cut off the energy blast in mid-flight, from Marvel Comics Presents #44:
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Wait, who was that posted by? OneDumbGo? You mean you? So, when Wolverine does it, it's aim blocking, but when Thor does it, then they're nanosecond reaction time feats. And lol at you trying to say that we were the ones not allowing it. You were the one who initially tried to say that Thor is too fast for Wolverine because of his FTL reaction speed. Jinzin and S-Rank posted scans of Wolverine reacting to lasers, you refused to accept them, even though it was similar scans that made you believe Thor had FTL reflexes in the first place, and then you had the battlezone. Again, nice misrepresentation though.
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Same schtick, different poster. Make excuses, act like proof isn't posted, act like Gorgon's two/three speed feats outnumber Thor's dozens, and pretend that Wolverine somehow came out smelling lke roses in his fight with Thor. He got humiliated and kitty-scratched Thor for all his vaunted speed advantages. How's a character with lesser piercing capability and fewer speed feats than Thor/Balder provide some insurmountable foe to Thor? Eyes. Be. Rolling.
Lol at you expecting us to "outnumber" Thor's feats with a character like Gorgon, who's been in how many issues now? Less than 50, that's for sure. Still, he has been consistently portrayed as operating at a speed that is faster than Thor is consistently portrayed at. Add a healing factor that is on par or better than Wolverine's, and low level superstrength, and an adamantium sword, and the ability to know Thor's moves before he makes them, AND an ally who also has weapons that Thor can't break, and yeah, he wins.