So now that that's settled, let's add a twist:
Same scenario. McClane at one end of Wal Mart. Hit Girl at the other. They are unarmed. There are no firearms in this Wal Mart. Both know the layout. Both have 20 minutes to prep for battle, 20 minutes to find weapons, make weapons out of multiple items, yada yada yada.
After the 20 minutes prep, they must hunt each other down and kill.
Originally posted by Johnny Demonic
yea, HG has skill, but she got her ass handed to her by a thug boss and it took someone else to save her.JM beat everyone himself.
After McClane defeats HG, and yes, he does defeat her, in like seconds, he drags her corpse around walmart with a riding lawn mower.
She fought dude h2h. I already said if she fights McClane straight up h2h she loses. Besides, she fought foolishly and foolhardy against that guy. AND he was a martial artist. She underestimated him and almost paid the price. Here, she knows all there is to know about Mac, including his iron jaw.
She wins the gun battle, dude, every argument for McClane in a gun battle has been defeated.
Okay, I may not even have to do the video eval, Robtard may be right about her dodging before the bullet even streaks across the screen:
See the attached video screenshot: she is already completely out of the way by the time the bullet streak enters the frame on the far left. She's dodging where the guy is aiming, not the actual bullets.
Still, the video quality is SHIIIIIIIT! I want better video quality so I can do a frame by frame.
Originally posted by Johnny Demonic
McClane still trumps her by improvising a explosive device from various items at walmart. Then puts the remains of her that he can find into a Bratz box.
Wait...McClane is not MacGyver. He isn't an explosives chemist, either. He grabs existing explosives: of which, Wal-mart does not have.
(Unless you count a charged C02 container as an explosive.)
😂
But Jesus was alleged to have died and then been reanimated like in that movie and then reactivated.
(Its a phenomena that occurs in Romero movies a lot)
Maybe if they'd taken out Jesus' head and brainstem with a shotgun, it might have worked.
I think thats why crucifixtion alone is never shown as being an effective stopper of other zombies.
I don't get where you guys get the idea that he'd lose against Hit-Girl H2H. John McClane was LOSING those fights 😛 He got lucky because of scenery and because the guys he fight are often taking their good sweet time with him. Opportunities are bound to come then.
There's more luck than skill to John McClane, skillful as he may be. He's alive because of luck and arrogant enemies 🙂
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth😆
😂But Jesus was alleged to have died and then been reanimated like in that movie and then reactivated.
(Its a phenomena that occurs in Romero movies a lot)
Maybe if they'd taken out Jesus' head and brainstem with a shotgun, it might have worked.
I think thats why crucifixtion alone is never shown as being an effective stopper of other zombies.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Okay, I may not even have to do the video eval, Robtard may be right about her dodging before the bullet even streaks across the screen:See the attached video screenshot: she is already completely out of the way by the time the bullet streak enters the frame on the far left. She's dodging where the guy is aiming, not the actual bullets.
Still, the video quality is SHIIIIIIIT! I want better video quality so I can do a frame by frame.
Exactly, what Twiddle-gay and Twiddle-gayer won't accept is that the camera cuts very quickly, her head is moved before the gunmen fires. As I said, it's still impressive, but she's not dodging bullets ala Agent Smith.
But HG fangirlism > all.
Originally posted by Pinkie Pie
I don't get where you guys get the idea that he'd lose against Hit-Girl H2H. John McClane was LOSING those fights 😛 He got lucky because of scenery and because the guys he fight are often taking their good sweet time with him. Opportunities are bound to come then.There's more luck than skill to John McClane, skillful as he may be. He's alive because of luck and arrogant enemies 🙂
Because she would.
Wrong. Luck is a factor, but skill and resourcefulness are his meat-n-potatoes. Luck is like a garnish.
Without luck, he wouldn't have made it through the first movie. Let alone all four. Sure he's skilled and resourceful, but he's been defeated so many times it's no longer a coincidence. Every time someone is about to take him out, some object or setting make appearance in his advantage and he turn it around 😛
What differ Hit-Girl from the rest of the thugs he's fought is that she goes for the kill asap. The thugs he fought prolong it to the point where he take advantage of the surroundings.
Originally posted by Pinkie Pie
Without luck, he wouldn't have made it through the first movie. Let alone all four. Sure he's skilled and resourceful, but he's been defeated so many times it's no longer a coincidence. Every time someone is about to take him out, some object or setting make appearance in his advantage and he turn it around 😛What differ Hit-Girl from the rest of the thugs he's fought is that she goes for the kill asap. The thugs he fought prolong it to the point where he take advantage of the surroundings.
At times yes, eg DH4 and the falling action figure which sets off the explosion is pure luck; that's one of McClane's traits. He also is as noted skilled and extremely resourceful and everything isn't luck-based; not even close.
WHAT THE ****? There's plenty and plenty of fights where the "thugs" (they're not really thugs, McClane fights skilled men mostly, unlike Hit-Girl) are going for the fast kill and not ****ing around.
But if it makes you feel better, McLuck would pull him through here as well, Hit-Girl tries to put a bullet in his bald dome, but she'd slip on some dish-soap which happened to spill during the fight and McClane uses the opportunity presented to slap her into place. /thread
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂But Jesus was alleged to have died and then been reanimated like in that movie and then reactivated.
(Its a phenomena that occurs in Romero movies a lot)
Maybe if they'd taken out Jesus' head and brainstem with a shotgun, it might have worked.
I think thats why crucifixtion alone is never shown as being an effective stopper of other zombies.
Indeed: The Abrahamic Zombie God can only be defeated by the loss of his head. Roman newbz...
Wait, what? 😆