Hit Girl versus John McClane

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wait...McClane is not MacGyver. He isn't an explosives chemist, either. He grabs existing explosives: of which, Wal-mart does not have.

(Unless you count a charged C02 container as an explosive.)

Let' see what's on HG's shopping list.

1. Broomstick
2. Two knives
3. Roll of duct tape.

Combine them all and.....Instant battle staff. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How's he gonna ignite it?

Let' see what's on HG's shopping list.

1. Broomstick
2. Two knives
3. Roll of duct tape.

Combine them all and.....Instant battle staff. 😄

Plausible, so done, that's what she's bringing.

So they face off, she starts flipping and spinning towards McClane, needlessly twirling her broom-knife. McClane just sands their smiling, slightly shaking his head at the hilarious spectacle. She closes the distance and when she's in range, McClane splashes her in the face with a cup of concentrated bleach, picked from aisle 17 "cleaning supplies". /thread

That or a nice can of pepper-spray, as it's likely sold at Walmarts.

😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Plausible, so done, that's what she's bringing.

So they face off, she starts flipping and spinning towards McClane, needlessly twirling her broom-knife. McClane just sands their smiling, slightly shaking his head at the hilarious spectacle. She closes the distance and when she's in range, McClane splashes her in the face with a cup of concentrated bleach, picked from aisle 17 "cleaning supplies". /thread

That or a nice can of pepper-spray, as it's likely sold at Walmarts.

That, or she chucks a knife into his chest from 20 feet away ✅

Next?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That, or she chucks a knife into his chest from 20 feet away ✅

Next?

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
bleach in the eyes is more plausible

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, her hitting Mac in the chest with a knife are far more plausible.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
bleach > knives... anyday if you dont believe me cut you arm & put bleach in your eyes & tell me which is better

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not what I was saying. HG can throw a knife with ninjaesque accuracy and have it hit Mac from 20-30 feet away. This is a far more efficient weapon than a splash of bleach.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
solution mcclane sets a trap with bleach to fall from the ceiling & sets her ablaze

Why would they fight in the first place? Big Daddy's obviously a big fan of action movies, and he would teach his daughter to respect and maybe even admire John McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
facepalm

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
😊

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think you mean he makes a molotov cocktail. Yes, this makes sense.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That, or she chucks a knife into his chest from 20 feet away ✅

Next?

Too late, she's already bringing her broomstick "battle staff", as you said.

Bleach to the eyes or possibly pepper-spray. /thread. Don't cry now cos you're not any good at the MVF stuff.

Originally posted by Robtard
Too late, she's already bringing her "battle staff."

She has ranged weapons with which she is killer accurate with here. Mac does not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She can carry many knives on her, dude.

She has ranged weapons with which she is killer accurate with here. Mac does not.

So this is you adding after your argument was crushed. /typical

Originally posted by Robtard
So this is you adding after your argument was crushed. /typical

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Knives-Sharpeners/533454

Curious what I did here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What was crushed? Knives are all over WalMart.

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Knives-Sharpeners/533454

Curious what I did here.

why can't McClane be creative? It certainly is in his purview to use bleach and throw it at her or pour water on the floor and watch while HitGirl slips and falls..

I do agree that knives are all over Walmart as I have bought some myself, but did HitGirl actually use knives though????

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
why can't McClane be creative? It certainly is in his purview to use bleach and throw it at her or pour water on the floor and watch while HitGirl slips and falls..

I do agree that knives are all over Walmart as I have bought some myself, but did HitGirl actually use knives though????