Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Started by Rogue Jedi14 pages

Originally posted by the ninjak
She dodged a bullet but not a kick to the chest???

Kicks are soooooo much faster than bullets. 😆

Mhm, and 47 never got tagged 🙄 Guess you missed the part where I said I wasn't sure if she could take 47 h2h? Besides, we use high end feats here. Her high end feat is dodging accurately aimed gunfire from 12 men at a range of 5-10 feet. Check DDM's post, he hit the nail on the head.

If she had had her guns when she went after D'Amico, he wouldn't have stood a chance.

DDM posts make me dizzy.

Of course she would've just blown D'amico away.
My point is she couldn't avoid a kick to the gut from a DIY old man martial artist. Yet she could dodge bullets. Red Mist shot her.
It's all about the element of surprise.
She surprised a bunch of corny goons she killed em.
Red Mist surprised her and she got shot.
She ain't gonna faze 47.
The focus he showed in the bar scene was absurd. Arnie Commando level absurd. Who cares what kind of weapons he used at the time.
Pistols are more accurate and would make it even easier in this setting.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He didn't dodge bullets, he had fully automatic weapons AND explosives. Fail.

I never said he dodged bullets. He didn;t need to.

Originally posted by the ninjak
DDM posts make me dizzy.
Me too, but they're usually very insightful, even when I don't agree with them.

Of course she would've just blown D'amico away.
My point is she couldn't avoid a kick to the gut from a DIY old man martial artist. Yet she could dodge bullets. Red Mist shot her.

Lulz, and she had no idea D'Amico was such a badass martial artist. ❌

She wasn't expecting Mist to shoot her, dude. If she had, she woulda dodged, shoved the gun up his ass, and emptied the clip.

It's all about the element of surprise.
Read the OP, no surprises here.

She surprised a bunch of corny goons she killed em.
The guys saw the dead bodies, they knew she was there. Fail.

Red Mist surprised her and she got shot.
Remember the scene at the beginning of Hitman when the blond tries to pick up 47? If she had drawn a gun ten feet from him and started firing, he woulda been shot. See what I did there?

She ain't gonna faze 47.[/lb]
She'll still dodge his bullets, dude. Faster, more agile, a better shot, a bullet dodger. Accept it.

[b]The focus he showed in the bar scene was absurd. Arnie Commando level absurd. Who cares what kind of weapons he used at the time.
Pistols are more accurate.
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I don't even know why I'm debating that horrible movie.
I already gave HG the win due to BFR.

I'm happy as long as we are all aware that if Hitman did things his way he would kill em.

Actually comparing Hitman to Commando is perfect. Both guys just stood there in front of subordinants wih automatic weapons and didn't get touched.

Hitman can go intangible like Kitty Pryde!!!!!!! 😱

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Originally posted by the ninjak
I don't even know why I'm debating that horrible movie.
I already gave HG the win due to BFR.

I'm happy as long as we are all aware that if Hitman did things his way he would kill em.

Actually comparing Hitman to Commando is perfect. Both guys just stood there in front of subordinants wih automatic weapons and didn't get touched.

Hitman can go intangible like Kitty Pryde!!!!!!! 😱

Ok then.

Not really. Read the OP.

No, it isn't. It's like comparing Little Stuart to King Kong.

Hit Girl can apparate.

Oh, BTW:

As usual.

Nah I'm just a fanboy of the games. 🤓

No, that wasn't for you.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah I'm just a fanboy of the games. 🤓
saw that trailer for the new one? 💃
Hitman absolution

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
saw that trailer for the new one? 💃
Hitman absolution

Can't fricken wait!

That's Diana in the shower isn't it? I reckon he's going to save her.

She's the only woman in his life, besides that prostitute. And it would be his saving grace, which is what he always wanted. And she's got a bangin body.

If he shoots her then that's cold. But I'll play that path too.

yup thats her. i think hes betrayed by her & is hunting her & her employers down.

he should shoot her just to show there isnt any time for emotions for a hitman.

The Russian hook? droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh, BTW:

As usual.

Awwwwww.... I guess you drink so much of that stuff as they were all out of 'obsession for little wizards', eh?

Upon rewatching Hitman and Kick-Ass, I am willing to admit I was wrong. 47's definitely the death-dealer here.

How so? HG had better feats. She's a legit bullet dodger.

Oh, RJ, how i miss you.

Just like HM will miss HG.

haermm
HG got her ass kicked by Red Mist's dad...47 trashes her.

Not in a gunfight he doesn't. Name a scene where he shows he can take her in a gunfight. Yeah, there are none.

H2H, Hm wins. Gunfight, HG wins. Simple as that.