Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Started by Rogue Jedi14 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Considering you replied to my post yesterday and now again today, It's safe to say you're the 'grudge-boy', but I am flattered. Calm down, it's just an MVF thread.
That's just common courtesy, babe. When spoken to, I reply.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's just common courtesy, babe. When spoken to, I reply.

Yeah, you did already yesterday; that's the point. Relax.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, you did already yesterday; that's the point. Relax.
So you'd rather have me not reply to your post? Kinda rude IMO.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you'd rather have me not reply to your post? Kinda rude IMO.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just trying yet again in some silly attempt to troll me into anger and you're not not actually this stupid.

1 post. 2 replies. Over 2 days, grudge-boy. Let it go and move on, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just trying yet again in some silly attempt to troll me into anger and you're not not actually this stupid.

1 post. 2 replies. Over 2 days, grudge-boy. Let it go and move on, dude.

Ah, I get it. You're butthurt and, as usual, trying to turn the tables on me by making fun of my behavior here, when in fact you are doing the same thing to me.

I gotcha. "WAAAHAHAHAHAA I lost an MVF debate to RJ again so I'm gonna make fun of him to take the attention off my butthurt!!!"

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just trying yet again in some silly attempt to troll me into anger and you're not not actually this stupid.

and this: Moving on, so have at it in this thread.

Ahahahahahaa, epic!!!

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Can you guys stop stroking each other's cocks and stay on topic? 😱

The topic is done. HG rapes HM, all day every day.

47 wins this. It's just the logical conclusion. 😎

The idea of 47 falling for this trap is unrealistic. Red Mist hired 47 to kill the Father and Daughter team. Once he receives a phone call to meet him again for no particular reason, 47 would be all over that.

Screw your pistols and swords. Sniper rifle, He'll scope the place out from vantage points and wait it out. If Red Mist doesn't emerge it's obviously a trap. Hitgirl and Big Daddy wouldn't know what hit them in the end. Him walking into such a trap is wayyyy out of character. All Hitgirl did was lead him to deaths.

Not in the OP, duder. So no, HM loses this.

That OP PISSES ME OFF! No offence Marwash.

Fair enough she captures Red Mist and forces him to make a phone call.
But why the hell would 47 be stupid enough to enter such an environment?
He has never done such a stupid thing in either the game or movies.
There would have to be bodies everywhere.

RJ the only reason HG wins this fight>
Is through BFR because 47 is walking the hell outa there.
And kills the two later in character and on his own terms.

Doesn't matter, the OP is the OP. This thread is about who is better in a one on one gunfight and blade fight. Hit Girl.

Of course if 47 does what he would REALLY do, he'd win here. Hell, he'd win against anyone. He'd take out Xavier, Magneto, YuLaw and Gabe Law, John Preston and John McClane in one day if they were all unaware they were being hunted and 47 used his rifle.

How does she win a blade fight?

Gun battle he would hold cover while waiting for her to run in and do her miracle run. Lets get real here. Those goons were terrified, erratic and they sucked. Hitman is calm, calculating and would not miss in such a hallway. He wouldn't just stand out in the open for her to get potshots.

But her rope knife feat won't work on 47 while he can see her run down a hall. The Mindy Stick would slow her down bigtime!

But if the fight for some reason became a samurai faceoff come on! He killed trained assassins, she beat a room full of stoned junkies caught unawares.

But...but... he'll like cry so much if his gf can't win... he'll be so angry and sad if it weren't allowed by such silly things as a fair game with logic and reason... it would just ruin his life and stuff.. thats why hes so totally justifieds n stuff in his rigid gimpage following. 😖hifty:

And who can blame him? No one wants to crys forevers...
It hasn't totally ruined the MVF at all... has it.... 🙄

Originally posted by the ninjak
How does she win a blade fight?

Gun battle he would hold cover while waiting for her to run in and do her miracle run. Lets get real here. Those goons were terrified, erratic and they sucked. Hitman is calm, calculating and would not miss in such a hallway. He wouldn't just stand out in the open for her to get potshots.

But her rope knife feat won't work on 47 while he can see her run down a hall. The Mindy Stick would slow her down bigtime!

But if the fight for some reason became a samurai faceoff come on! He killed trained assassins, she beat a room full of stoned junkies caught unawares.

Guess you missed what she did with her cable knives. She wrapped a guy up and made him blow his own head off. And those other "Hitmen" were nowhere near as fast as Hit Girl. Also, 47 underwent the same training as they did, he literally knew what they were gonna do before they did it.

Those goons didn't suck. They were scared, yes, but they stood their ground and fought. Their aim was dead on, yet HG dodged ALL their fire from 5-10 feet away. Bullet dodging makes blade dodging that much easier. After all, the speed of a bullet>>>>>>>>>..The speed of a blade.

Question: Did 47 ever show that he has the speed and ability to dodge blades thrown at him?

Nope.

Blade fight? HG chucks a Blade in his chest, fight over.

Gun fight? GTFO, already covered this, many times.

Still not sold on her beating him h2h though.

Another classic safely ignorable post. /\

Heres why:

Almost all of Mike Tyson's opponents up to his 1st loss were scared too.
Fear is debilitating. Hence why psychological warfare is effective.

Those thugs sucked dinosaur proportions of schlong, people.

That blade knife feat was a surprise from behind.
She is at the opposite end of a hallway.

Those goons did suck. But regardless 47 won't just stand there he'll cover and shoot her if she tried to do the miracle run.

That Stick is gonna slow her down on her back.

He took out a room of guys with better weapons. In a more open area. If all he had to do was aim down a tunnel he'll hit her.

Did Hitman ever show the ability to dodge knives? If she tries to throw a knife instead of using her gun she's dead.

Originally posted by the ninjak
That blade knife feat was a surprise from behind.
She is at the opposite end of a hallway.
No. It was the third guy she killed, he was fully aware she was there.

Those goons did suck. But regardless 47 won't just stand there he'll cover and shoot her if she tried to do the miracle run.
OK, so she'll wait for him to pop out for a shot at her and BOOM, take off his head.

That Stick is gonna slow her down on her back.
So the stick is on her back the whole time? haermm She dumps the stick and goes to her guns.

He took out a room of guys with better weapons. In a more open area. If all he had to do was aim down a tunnel he'll hit her.
He didn't dodge bullets, he had fully automatic weapons AND explosives. Fail.

Did Hitman ever show the ability to dodge knives? If she tries to throw a knife instead of using her gun she's dead.
I was referring to a blade fight. She won;t miss with her guns, and his bullets will never touch her.

She's faster. She's more agile. She's a better shot. She's a bullet dodger. /thread.

She dodged a bullet but not a kick to the chest???

Kicks are soooooo much faster than bullets. 😆