Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Started by KingD1914 pages

You're ignoring the fact that Hit Girl only showed bullet dodging after sniffing crack. Or her happy powder or whatever Big Daddy called it.

So since she was only shown pulling that feat off while high, you can't apply it to this scenario since she doesn't have access to it.

She gets ventilated.

Lol wut? You're delusional. Try again.

Originally posted by KingD19
You're ignoring the fact that Hit Girl only showed bullet dodging after sniffing crack. Or her happy powder or whatever Big Daddy called it.

So since she was only shown pulling that feat off while high, you can't apply it to this scenario since she doesn't have access to it.

She gets ventilated.

Haha.

The cocaine thing is comic-only dude, it wasn't in the movie.

Yup. Like I said, try again.

say that to me irl not online and see what happens

Yup. Like I said, try again.

Hitman dominates her in every category:
H2H- Hitman stomps

Bladefight- Hitman stomps, since all Hit Girl killed was pathetic goons whereas 47 killed 3 of the deadliest men on the planet.

Gunfight- Hitman stomps, since he was quickdrawing on Russian SWAT forces, who I'm pretty sure would have obliterated Hit Girl in that hallway

Hunt each other- Hitman stomps, probably kidnaps Kickass and pulls an Ovie on Hitgirl.

Lol, nah. She's a bullet dodger, dude. Yeah H2H HM rapes, but she curbstomps him with blades and guns. Deal with it.

Nope. He's far better than anybody she's fought and has taken on tougher opponents than anybody's she's fought. Hit Girl goes down. Deal with it.

Nah, she's a bullet dodger. If she can dodge bullets from ten guns, she can dodge bullets from one gun. Superior screen feats. Accept it.

That's the thing. 47 doesn't even need to dodge bullets because he puts immediate headshots into his opponents the moment he sees them. Hitman could have probably cleared that hallway himself, even with just two guns. Wouldn't have even wasted a full clip. Even though he'd probably have just tossed a grenade, because he's smarter than HG, who had the same opportunity 🙂

Agent 47 solos again. /thread

Originally posted by Lestov16
That's the thing. 47 doesn't even need to dodge bullets because he puts immediate headshots into his opponents the moment he sees them. Hitman could have probably cleared that hallway himself, even with just two guns. Wouldn't have even wasted a full clip. Even though he'd probably have just tossed a grenade, because he's smarter than HG, who had the same opportunity 🙂
HG is the bullet dodger here, Champ. She dodges bullets and stuff.

HM could have cleared the hallway, but not head on as Mindy did.

Grenades? OK, so HM is better with grenades. Happy?

Fact remains that HG is better with guns than HM is. She has superior screen feats. The hallway feat trumps any feat HM has.

HG wins unless it's purely h2h, which for a majority it won't be.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. He's far better than anybody she's fought and has taken on tougher opponents than anybody's she's fought. Hit Girl goes down. Deal with it.

Incorrect reasoning to lead to a conclusion.

If Anderson Silva was initially seen to only fight amateurs while Chris Leben seen to fight strong professional MMA fighters then that doesn't mean Chris Leben is going to beat Anderson Silva (Chris Leben got his arse beat like a child against Anderson Silva in his debut).

It's not who you fight but HOW you fought them.
Dodging a bullet from a random unskilled guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beating up a very highly trained person.

Incorrect reasoning leading to a conclusion.

It's not who you fight but HOW you fought them.

Russian SWAT forces, some of the best in the world>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>untrained guy who can not shoot what is 5 feet in front of him.

If Hitgirl would have tried that bullet dodging on ANYBODY 47 took on other than Udre's men, and she would have died FACT.

Hitman doesn't have to dodge bullets since he QUICKDRAWS on SOME OF THE BEST TRAINED MEN ON THE PLANET, not giving them the chance to hit him, or miss from 5 feet away like the amateurs Hitgirl took on.

Originally posted by h1a8
HG wins unless it's purely h2h, which for a majority it won't be.

Incorrect reasoning to lead to a conclusion.

If Anderson Silva was initially seen to only fight amateurs while Chris Leben seen to fight strong professional MMA fighters then that doesn't mean Chris Leben is going to beat Anderson Silva (Chris Leben got his arse beat like a child against Anderson Silva in his debut).

It's not who you fight but [b]HOW you fought them.
Dodging a bullet from a random unskilled guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beating up a very highly trained person. [/B]

👆

His argument is flawed. He only applies his "How they fought" logic to 47 and Hit Girl, and not their opponents, who also need to be scrutinized with the same reasoning.

LOL, sure.

Seriously? Judging only one opponent and not the other is a crap argument. If Chris Leben took on opponents that could beat Anderson Silva, it could be reasoned that he would beat Silva as well. And Hitman has taken on opponents who would kill Hit Girl, so it can be reasoned that he can as well.

Bullet dodging>>>>>Quick draw. Fact.