Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China

Started by Rogue Jedi17 pages

Nah, every gang member has guns. My thread, my rules. Don't like it, GTFO.

And no, no way in hell team MK deals with over 100 automatic rifles. Accept it, trollboy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, every gang member has guns. My thread, my rules. Don't like it, GTFO.

And no, no way in hell team MK deals with over 100 automatic rifles. Accept it, trollboy.

except they do deal with it quite easily cry about it

Originally posted by thanos-prime
except they do deal with it quite easily cry about it

Sure they do!!!! Think about the Sad Flutes from the Warriors Way going up against a buncha cowboys armed with pistols and one machine gun. The cowboys more than held their own, dude. Ninja were falling like dominoes.

And as anyone with an I.Q. above grade school knows, the Sad Flutes are far more formidable than anything in the MK movies. So, buncha pissed off asians with MACHINE GUNS versus MK, shit, talk about a curbstomp.

Tell you what, tell me HOW team MK wins this, the superior numbers line of argument has been beaten to death. How do they win against enemies who are better H2H fighters, who have far superior magic, and over 100 machine guns?

DO tell........

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure they do!!!! Think about the Sad Flutes from the Warriors Way going up against a buncha cowboys armed with pistols and one machine gun. The cowboys more than held their own, dude. Ninja were falling like dominoes.

And as anyone with an I.Q. above grade school knows, the Sad Flutes are far more formidable than anything in the MK movies. So, buncha pissed off asians with MACHINE GUNS versus MK, shit, talk about a curbstomp.

Tell you what, tell me HOW team MK wins this, the superior numbers line of argument has been beaten to death. How do they win against enemies who are better H2H fighters, who have far superior magic, and over 100 machine guns?

DO tell........

LOl at using the sad flutes as an argument they were all cannon fodder as well and they still overwhelmed the cowboys with far less numbers than the MKers have here and no they were not better then the MK fodder.

You act as if these asains with machine guns can't miss at all that each one of them will be taking out 100's of MK fodder left and right sorry but they won't, Also still waiting on proof the BTILC machine gunners actually has more than 1 clip apiece.

LOL you haven't debunked the superior numbers argument.

There not better hand to hand and there magic is not better.

Shao kahn forcibly merging the realms > than anything anyone did in BTILC.

oh and since all fighter's are allowed im assuming the elder gods are allowed correct? As they did actually have a combat feat.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
oh and since all fighter's are allowed im assuming the elder gods are allowed correct? As they did actually have a combat feat.

Nah, not listed in the OP. The only God shown fighting was Raiden, and he gets raped by machine gun fire or the Three Storms.

See, I hear you saying this, saying that, but the fact of the matter is that you have not quoted a feat for the MKers that counters automatic machine gun fire from 100 shooters.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Shao kahn forcibly merging the realms > than anything anyone did in BTILC.
Useful how, when he is sprayed with machine gun fire? How, exactly, does Kahn deal with machine gun fire?

Originally posted by thanos-prime
LOl at using the sad flutes as an argument they were all cannon fodder as well and they still overwhelmed the cowboys with far less numbers than the MKers have here and no they were not better then the MK fodder.

You act as if these asains with machine guns can't miss at all that each one of them will be taking out 100's of MK fodder left and right sorry but they won't, Also still waiting on proof the BTILC machine gunners actually has more than 1 clip apiece.

LOL you haven't debunked the superior numbers argument.

There not better hand to hand and there magic is not better.

The Sad Flutes were on a whole different level than the MKers. faster and more agile too. They could float in the air and drop from hundreds of feet in the sky FFS. And the cowboys holding their own against them is a prime example of how guns>>>>Martial arts, all day every day.

Point and spray, dude.

Yes, I have, many times over.

Yes, they are. The main Wing Kong fighters were better than Scorpion, Sub Zero, Johnny Cage, etc h2h. Egg and Lo Pan's magic was stronger and far more versatile, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, not listed in the OP. The only God shown fighting was Raiden, and he gets raped by machine gun fire or the Three Storms.

See, I hear you saying this, saying that, but the fact of the matter is that you have not quoted a feat for the MKers that counters automatic machine gun fire from 100 shooters.

Useful how, when he is sprayed with machine gun fire? How, exactly, does Kahn deal with machine gun fire?

The Sad Flutes were on a whole different level than the MKers. faster and more agile too. They could float in the air and drop from hundreds of feet in the sky FFS. And the cowboys holding their own against them is a prime example of how guns>>>>Martial arts, all day every day.

Point and spray, dude.

Yes, I have, many times over.

Yes, they are. The main Wing Kong fighters were better than Scorpion, Sub Zero, Johnny Cage, etc h2h. Egg and Lo Pan's magic was stronger and far more versatile, dude.

You said all MK fighter's they had a combat feat you can't change the stips now.

I have already brought up how the machine gunners would be neutralized im not going to keep stating the same thing over and over because you can't comprehend it.

How do they deal with being sprayed down? Radien shields the entire team.

No the sad flutes were not on another level they had no feats they weren't faster or more agile, The MKer's were also dropped 100's of feat from the air.

LOL at them being better than the main MK fighters are you serious? you just can't get over your bias can you?

There magic was stronger than that of the elder gods? they brought raiden back from the dead.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
You said all MK fighter's they had a combat feat you can't change the stips now.
Do tell, what feats do you speak of?

Also, the OP:

Raiden, Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn have joined forces. They have decided to join forces to eliminate every human on Earth. They have recruited every fighter from "Mortal Kombat" and "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation." Liu Kang, Scorpion, Goro, Kitana, every fighter from the two films. Also included is the army that Shao Kahn commanded in MK2. The MK crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the MK movies.

No mention of Elder Gods. Deal with it.

I have already brought up how the machine gunners would be neutralized im not going to keep stating the same thing over and over because you can't comprehend it.
By the MKers dropping in on them from above? Don't make me laugh. They are already on Earth, dude. In the movies they were dropping in from Outworld.

How do they deal with being sprayed down? Radien shields the entire team.
crylaugh Log out. Stop talking.

No the sad flutes were not on another level they had no feats they weren't faster or more agile, The MKer's were also dropped 100's of feat from the air.
Hence the I.Q. comment I made.

The Flutes could jump that high, they achieved that height on their own power.

b]LOL at them being better than the main MK fighters are you serious? you just can't get over your bias can you?[/b]
Wang pisses all over anything the MKers have to offer, as do the upper tier gang members.

Lotsa peepee.

There magic was stronger than that of the elder gods? they brought raiden back from the dead.
No Elder Gods in this fight. Accept it.

So, 100 pissed off Asians open up on the MKers with automatic gun fire. How do the MKers deal with it? Oh wait, they drop in from the sky!!! Wheeeeee!!!!!

Bow out.

Also, the OP:

Raiden, Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn have joined forces. They have decided to join forces to eliminate every human on Earth. They have recruited every fighter from "Mortal Kombat" and "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation." Liu Kang, Scorpion, Goro, Kitana, every fighter from the two films. Also included is the army that Shao Kahn commanded in MK2. The MK crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the MK movies.

No mention of Elder Gods. Deal with it.

"Every fighter from the two films" Deal with it.

By the MKers dropping in on them from above? Don't make me laugh. They are already on Earth, dude. In the movies they were dropping in from Outworld.
As i said before they did it under kahn's power i see no reason they can't do it again.

Log out. Stop talking.
Are you denying that he can create shields?

The Flutes could jump that high, they achieved that height on their own power.
Oh shit they can jump high they must be the greatest ninja ever, and yet they still got the shit kicked out of them by townsfolk with guns.

So, 100 pissed off Asians open up on the MKers with automatic gun fire. How do the MKers deal with it? Oh wait, they drop in from the sky!!! Wheeeeee!!!!!
acting like an ass doesn't change the fact that you can't debunk it.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
"Every fighter from the two films" Deal with it.
Raiden was the only one who fought haermm the Elder Gods in MK2 had zero screen feats.

As i said before they did it under kahn's power i see no reason they can't do it again.
Well hell, that's all the evidence I need!!! :rolleyes"

Are you denying that he can create shields?
His high end feat was containing like half a dozen people. You do know we use high end feats here, yes? Also, no way to prove if the shields can stop a bullet, or magic.

Oh shit they can jump high they must be the greatest ninja ever, and yet they still got the shit kicked out of them by townsfolk with guns.
Nah, they took alotta damage, but they would have won if not for Yang.

Again, this is a perfect example of how guns>>>>martial arts.

And yes, they were better than anything in MK. Tell ya what, I'll start a thread about the Sad Flutes, Yang included, against MK.

acting like an ass doesn't change the fact that you can't debunk it.
Sorry, your posts make me laugh.

Raiden was the only one who fought haermm the Elder Gods in MK2 had zero screen feats.
Wrong when the elder gods showed up in the end they defeated shinnok unless ofc magic feats don't count in which case Lo Pan and Egg don't have any feats either.

Well hell, that's all the evidence I need!!! :rolleyes"
Glad we agree.


Nah, they took alotta damage, but they would have won if not for Yang.
Um your point? they were still getting slaughtered and by carrnie's for christ's sake.


Again, this is a perfect example of how guns>>>>martial arts.
coming from a person who makes a thread like this you obviously have no idea what MKers can do.

And yes, they were better than anything in MK. Tell ya what, I'll start a thread about the Sad Flutes, Yang included, against MK.

LOL they have no good combat feats and all of a sudden there better? get that shit out of here.

Sorry, your posts make me laugh.
Im glad i amuse you, but the general opinion of you on this board seems to be that almost 90% of the time you don't know what the phuch your talking about.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Wrong when the elder gods showed up in the end they defeated shinnok unless ofc magic feats don't count in which case Lo Pan and Egg don't have any feats either.
They flew in and placed their hands on his shoulders. He cowered kike a *****. There was no magic used, dude.

Plus they aren't in the OP, but hey, keep trolling.

Glad we agree.
That you're a rabid MK fanboy?

Um your point? they were still getting slaughtered and by carrnie's for christ's sake.
Again, the point goes right over your head. The MK team would have been even more slaughtered.

coming from a person who makes a thread like this you obviously have no idea what MKers can do.
haermm Sure, why not.

LOL they have no good combat feats and all of a sudden there better? get that shit out of here.
Nah, they're faster, more agile, all around better fighters.

Im glad i amuse you, but the general opinion of you on this board seems to be that almost 90% of the time you don't know what the phuch your talking about.
crylaugh You really play that card on me? Am I beating you that badly that that's all you have left?

Log off, you're done.

They flew in and placed their hands on his shoulders. He cowered kike a *****. There was no magic used, dude.

You seem to have forgotten the part where they boxed him up and banished him using MAGIC. But hey keep lying to yourself.


Plus they aren't in the OP, but hey, keep trolling.
If you want to go that route than there are only about 30 or so guns on the BTILC side as it wasn't stated until 8 pages later that they all have guns. 1 me 0 you.

That you're a rabid MK fanboy?
Don't project your own gay fanboy love onto me.

Again, the point goes right over your head. The MK team would have been even more slaughtered.
Prove it oh right you can't using 3rd rate ninja as proof that the mkers get beaten by guns = Pathetic.


Nah, they're faster, more agile, all around better fighters.
Nope,Nope and again prove it all they did through out that entire movie was get beaten like dogs.

You really play that card on me? Am I beating you that badly that that's all you have left?
LOL beating me? says the moron who changes the stips 8 pages later cause he can't stand to see his team lose go cry about it.

Log off, you're done.
Most would agree with me not you, you can't seem to see past your fanboy delusion.

I must be under a bridge because there sure is a shit ton of trolling in this thread.

Everybody calm the f*ck down and debate reasonably without name calling and dick waving.

Just because one person fires doesn't give anyone the excuse to fire back.

Originally posted by Impediment
I must be under a bridge because there sure is a shit ton of trolling in this thread.

Everybody calm the f*ck down and debate reasonably without name calling and dick waving.

Just because one person fires doesn't give anyone the excuse to fire back.

You'd say that you big piece of.....I mean....sorry, sir.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
You seem to have forgotten the part where they boxed him up and banished him using MAGIC. But hey keep lying to yourself.
Doesn't mean they can tank an Egg magic grenade, much less a hail of machine gun fire.

If you want to go that route than there are only about 30 or so guns on the BTILC side as it wasn't stated until 8 pages later that they all have guns. 1 me 0 you.
Nah, all the gang members have guns.

Don't project your own gay fanboy love onto me.
BTLC is not something I am a fanboy of.

Prove it oh right you can't using 3rd rate ninja as proof that the mkers get beaten by guns = Pathetic.
So you are saying the Sad Flutes are 3rd rate Ninja?

Nope,Nope and again prove it all they did through out that entire movie was get beaten like dogs.
Because they were going up against Chang and a buncha guns. The MKers are not bulletproof, and they are not bullet dodgers.

LOL beating me? says the moron who changes the stips 8 pages later cause he can't stand to see his team lose go cry about it.
Nah, it was on page one.

Most would agree with me not you, you can't seem to see past your fanboy delusion.
Where are they?

Doesn't mean they can tank an Egg magic grenade, much less a hail of machine gun fire.
There all made out of elements, fire,water,wind etc machine gun fire will do nothing. The magic grenades were only shown hurting humans there's no proof they can hurt the elder gods.

Nah, all the gang members have guns.
I kno i brought it up because your trying to change what's clearly in the stips to suite your team.


BTLC is not something I am a fanboy of.
😂 Suuuuuuure.

So you are saying the Sad Flutes are 3rd rate Ninja?
Yes for all there "speed" and "agility" they still got run through by carnie's with guns. And not only are the MK fighter's faster and more agile there also stronger espically in Jax's case.

Because they were going up against Chang and a buncha guns. The MKers are not bulletproof, and they are not bullet dodgers.
They don't have to be they have 400-550 to soak up the bullets, And without proof of extra ammo they would run out of ammo quickly and be overwhelmed.

Nah, it was on page one.
Already explained what you meant by that trying to change what it obviously was typed for is sad.

Where are they?
they have already posted in this thread im not going to name names because you turned your common sense off.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
There all made out of elements, fire,water,wind etc machine gun fire will do nothing. The magic grenades were only shown hurting humans there's no proof they can hurt the elder gods.
And what, exactly, do you think the Three Storms are?

I kno i brought it up because your trying to change what's clearly in the stips to suite your team.
Nah, I said the BTLC crew have guns. This means all of them.

😂 Suuuuuuure.
K.

Yes for all there "speed" and "agility" they still got run through by carnie's with guns. And not only are the MK fighter's faster and more agile there also stronger espically in Jax's case.
Hardly, the BTLC gang members are faster and more agile, especially while on "medicine."

They don't have to be they have 400-550 to soak up the bullets, And without proof of extra ammo they would run out of ammo quickly and be overwhelmed.
Considering that the BTLC gangs fired hundreds upin hundreds of rounds without reloading, pretty sure they'd have enough ammo.

Already explained what you meant by that trying to change what it obviously was typed for is sad.
Nah, I said what I said, then clarified what I meant.

Nothing you say can change this.

they have already posted in this thread im not going to name names because you turned your common sense off.
No, they're just smart enough to know that machine guns>>>>>Martial arts, that BTLC magic>>>>>MK magic.

And what, exactly, do you think the Three Storms are?
Physical beings?

Nah, I said the BTLC crew have guns. This means all of them.
LOL lie more.

Hardly, the BTLC gang members are faster and more agile, especially while on "medicine."
Fraid not.

Considering that the BTLC gangs fired hundreds upin hundreds of rounds without reloading, pretty sure they'd have enough ammo.
Considering not a single gun shown in the movie can actually hold 100 rounds i would say your lying.

Nah, I said what I said, then clarified what I meant.

Nothing you say can change this.

No you changed your mind about what that statment meant not the same thing and you can't change the stips now.


No, they're just smart enough to know that machine guns>>>>>Martial arts, that BTLC magic>>>>>MK magic.
lol not a single person who has posted in this thread has agreed with you.